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Lol i found some pics in my hotmail file what u sent me age's Just thought i put them up

Hey Just plain nuts eh?? Would have had you down more of a cashew!!! or monkey nut!!!!

alright tool box! how was the weekend?? i thought id put up an fao for you cause ive done it the past few times ive been on...plus it makes you feel important!

Im really interested. Believe it or not.

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly -- Perhaps she'll die! There was an old woman who swallowed a spider That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly -- Perhaps she'll die! There was an old woman who swallowed a bird-- How absurd to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly -- Perhaps she'll die! There was an old woman who swallowed a cat Imagine that! She sw…

Hi everybody, We had over 200 entries through www.riotinlondon.com to win the exclusive signed copy of BK's own acetate of Stay High and the lucky winner pulled out of the hat was Jason Norman of London! Congratulations Jason, handle it with care! We'll be firing up another competition to win gl places for Riot! at The End on Sunday 12th Oct with Ian M, BK, Ed Real, Danny Gilligan, The *Ting*, Ignition Crew and Guy Williams... check the website for info! We also have a very special announcement to make about a very special one off event we'll be hosting for BK and Ed Real's birthday bash! Keep 'em peeled and touch base with www.riotinlondon.com for up…

winter is back!! i hate it! itz all cold and horrible and i have to get up early for college and i hate it!! im sure i was designed to hibernate!!!

Horrible, aint it ? Discuss.

Please vote. How many times have you Urinated today02351010-1515-20Not as much as Maria Hey, im interested.

I never get ill, as i constantly reminded everyone last week when all my mates had flu and i was fit and healthy. now im dying. i was asking for it really wasnt i?

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Lets play again!!! I want a picture of a hamster on the phone!

....was sent a cheesegrater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book hes ever read. *boom boom*

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Ive not, but Im curious as to wether anyone will admit to it

a man is walking through amsterdams red light district, lookin 4 a fook when he sees a sign saying "best hookers in town". Walking up 2 the front desk, he asks for the cheapest whore in the building and is led to a darkened room. There, he sees a woman spread eagled on the bed, but as soon as he climbs on and starts pumping away, she repeatedly spits in his eye. Furious, he marches back to reception and tells the madame "that bitch just spat in my face!!" With that, she turns to a bunch of men sat around playing cards and shouts, "On your feet lads, the corpse is full!" ***************************************** A little blind girl goes up to her mum. "Mummy" …

Well it's oficially October and therefore christmas is only around the corner so whats on your wish list this year? BTW this is not an offer for be to buy your desired pressie

Hey everyone Sorry not posted for a while but just dunno where last couple of months have gone Had a great time though- especially in Barcelona for my mates stag do- one of the best weekends in a long time. Had some good fun clubbing too- mostly at basics in leeds Things going great with new lass too- been 3 months now so well pleased Only bummer is that I find out in 3 weeks whether or not I have a job as just had to reapply for the 2nd time this bloody year Anyway hope all you CTWers are fine and hope to catch up with you soon- though can't make SSN this weekend as in Liverpool Take it easy Dondo PS Apologies if this is irrel…

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a coffee and some chocolate chip cookies. but can't be bothered walkng to the kitchen and making it anyone fancy doin it for me? i'll pay

How ya doing hun? U recovered from Ibiza yet? All ive seen you do on here is post in the Smut Forum!

any1's ever said to you, and you think you've said to some1?

had 5 job offers and heard from several friends who i haven't spoken to in ages, they all love me today

i want to type better, ie. using more than two fingers, any tips? or links to sites where i can learn? everyday's a school day with CTW!

right I am totally a thickett when it comes to pc's etc, this morning I had problems signing in2 msn, logged in eventually, but now my norton keeps popping up saying warning msbb blah blah is trying to connect, I have manually accepted, is the right thing to do???? HELP!! no nought about msbb, norton or pc's what so ever!! Help anyone please!!