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winter is back!! i hate it! itz all cold and horrible and i have to get up early for college and i hate it!! im sure i was designed to hibernate!!!

Horrible, aint it ? Discuss.

Please vote. How many times have you Urinated today02351010-1515-20Not as much as Maria Hey, im interested.

I never get ill, as i constantly reminded everyone last week when all my mates had flu and i was fit and healthy. now im dying. i was asking for it really wasnt i?

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Lets play again!!! I want a picture of a hamster on the phone!

....was sent a cheesegrater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book hes ever read. *boom boom*

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Ive not, but Im curious as to wether anyone will admit to it

a man is walking through amsterdams red light district, lookin 4 a fook when he sees a sign saying "best hookers in town". Walking up 2 the front desk, he asks for the cheapest whore in the building and is led to a darkened room. There, he sees a woman spread eagled on the bed, but as soon as he climbs on and starts pumping away, she repeatedly spits in his eye. Furious, he marches back to reception and tells the madame "that bitch just spat in my face!!" With that, she turns to a bunch of men sat around playing cards and shouts, "On your feet lads, the corpse is full!" ***************************************** A little blind girl goes up to her mum. "Mummy" …

Well it's oficially October and therefore christmas is only around the corner so whats on your wish list this year? BTW this is not an offer for be to buy your desired pressie

Hey everyone Sorry not posted for a while but just dunno where last couple of months have gone Had a great time though- especially in Barcelona for my mates stag do- one of the best weekends in a long time. Had some good fun clubbing too- mostly at basics in leeds Things going great with new lass too- been 3 months now so well pleased Only bummer is that I find out in 3 weeks whether or not I have a job as just had to reapply for the 2nd time this bloody year Anyway hope all you CTWers are fine and hope to catch up with you soon- though can't make SSN this weekend as in Liverpool Take it easy Dondo PS Apologies if this is irrel…

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a coffee and some chocolate chip cookies. but can't be bothered walkng to the kitchen and making it anyone fancy doin it for me? i'll pay

How ya doing hun? U recovered from Ibiza yet? All ive seen you do on here is post in the Smut Forum!

any1's ever said to you, and you think you've said to some1?

had 5 job offers and heard from several friends who i haven't spoken to in ages, they all love me today

i want to type better, ie. using more than two fingers, any tips? or links to sites where i can learn? everyday's a school day with CTW!

right I am totally a thickett when it comes to pc's etc, this morning I had problems signing in2 msn, logged in eventually, but now my norton keeps popping up saying warning msbb blah blah is trying to connect, I have manually accepted, is the right thing to do???? HELP!! no nought about msbb, norton or pc's what so ever!! Help anyone please!!

so who is going on sun? its my very first north and i cant wait to go!!! feels like ages since ive seen anyone!!! see ya there

sour cream go 'off'?

With a SHEEP??

Why was this program so great? I loved it when I was a youngen, but now think it's the worst thing on TV ever and there are plans to start a new series! Inspired by the "James Bond" post, which of the Dr's was your favorite? Mine would be Tom Baker, although I can no longer stand watching the program, he is the least annoying of the Dr's.

at EQ warehouse London...anyone interested? (3 days time)

> A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve > the deer meat for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it > > if they know what it is. So he doesn't tell them. > His little boy, Jimmy, keeps asking him, > "What's for supper dad?" > "You'll see", he replies. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps > asking him what they are eating. > "Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls > me." > His daughter screams... "Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an [censored]!" =================================================…

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good--the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get…