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so who is going on sun? its my very first north and i cant wait to go!!! feels like ages since ive seen anyone!!! see ya there

sour cream go 'off'?

With a SHEEP??

Why was this program so great? I loved it when I was a youngen, but now think it's the worst thing on TV ever and there are plans to start a new series! Inspired by the "James Bond" post, which of the Dr's was your favorite? Mine would be Tom Baker, although I can no longer stand watching the program, he is the least annoying of the Dr's.

at EQ warehouse London...anyone interested? (3 days time)

> A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve > the deer meat for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it > > if they know what it is. So he doesn't tell them. > His little boy, Jimmy, keeps asking him, > "What's for supper dad?" > "You'll see", he replies. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps > asking him what they are eating. > "Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls > me." > His daughter screams... "Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an [censored]!" =================================================…

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good--the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get…

a thursday night to the shop, and ur mate had asked u to get him a copy of a newspaper from the shop and u couldn't find it, would you tell ur housemate that you couldn't find the paper, or would you say the shop didn't have the paper?

i keep thinkin im falling to the side. its well weird its like a sty but it feels like ive got a black eye well weird.

I have news for you!!

I just cooked a dinner for me and my dad. I cooked... Boiled potatoes Carrots Sprouts Chicken Curry Pie And it was [censored] lush even if I do say so myself. Aint had food liek that in a long time - was mighty filling indeed. errrr

Phil recieved those tunes this morning, huge huge thanx. you simply are a

can you give me a tenner please?

when you're walking along and you see another bloke heading towards you, do you walk on the road side of the pavement even if they already are and see who moves first?

had an eighteen stoner before! they are much harder work but u get there in the end! some of the best fxxxx of my life! she was amazingly pretty tho and she had massive bangers!

fanx for a great time Cherry (ooh it's you!) Rach (yesh) Dylan ( ) Moo (peanuts) Tidy Tart (recoverng ok??) Chris ( ) Mod () Els (mixing ) Majikman (mixing again ) Helen and ppl i forgot... ya

Watch out for the birdies........and the floor: http://www.miniclip.com/canyonglider.htm

i have 2 one called an orgasm which is baileys, tia maria and milk topped with cream. mmmmm and the second is an orange smartie which is tia maria and fresh orange whats yours and whats in it?

Much easier on the cerebral cortex than Maria's game: http://www.flashradium.com/Htmdocs/Games/game.cfm?GID=164&P=PK

ello guys and girls - im in abit of a bind with the tidy weekender at the moment - all the trains from here are all booked up leaving only insane prices on limited seats. i can however get to london and i was wondering if anyone had any space in their car - i would of course contribute petrol money and many sing along songs If canyone can help can ya let me know - would great great! cheers peeps!

i remember getting the odd semi when nat and georgia were on brookside.

my bird cant obide the word 'moist'. personally im not overly keen on the name kirsty, it makes me think of something unpleasent.

cherry- my bangles moo- 4 my snuggles elly- the hrs of mixin mod- u no why rach- the smuttyness phil- u random fool majicman- hard house dill- savin me all of u 4 lookin after me see you all gain soon luv tart xx(",)xx p.s watch out 4 the octopus

for the third year running chesney hawkes is playing at our freshers fair for god sake!!!!! get a new act,there is only so many times u canb listen to "i am the one and bloody only!" having sed that i cant wait to go o9ut! have a good night every one!!!!

Who do you think is a better [censored] a straight man or bisexual man? I think that Bi sexuals r much better fucks becuase they know how to please a man and a woman

He did it ! http://kevin.coxall.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php