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I have just placed a bet for £40. Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea all to win this week in Europe. Do many people on CTW do this sort of thing?

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Hey guys, I'm designing a CD case for my A2 Product Design coursework, and need to get some answers to my questionnaire (so that I can design with what the public want - or you hard dance buyers!). I don't expect ANYONE to do this for me, but it would be amazing if you could answer these questions (can be as brief as u wish!). Thanks to anyone who helps me out here! Alf [1] Talking purely from an aesthetics (design and looks) point of view, do you prefer your CD cases to look either: [] Contemporary [] Arty [] Bright [] Futuristic [] Modern [2] Would you like to see a logo of the label on the CD design featuring as a main design element (e.g Hard…

alright you lot. today i challenge CTW participants far and wide to see if they can go a whole day on CTW without slagging off another user, a post, a thread, a DJ they think is over-rated, an ex-lover, whatever. i'm not asking you not to be yourself but to try, for just one day, to spend 10 minutes trying to find something positive in the world instead of something negative. i hate to be cynical but i thnk some people just will not be able to resist... anyway, give it a go? alasdair PS to the person who replies to this post slagging it off "ironically" or "hilariously", no amount of smileys will disguise the fact that you are unhappy. with y…

Ello babe, don't think the 2nd part of my txt hasnt sent, has the first bit? Will send it you 2moro for you as phone doesn't seem to be working properly again grrrrrrrrrrr!! I think Jumi and Jon Virgo will be jealous, dont you? Oh also do u remember KP and Juicy? haha You twat Thanks for everything hehe!! See you soon!! xXx

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I'm with Capn_Jack on this one...you can def have too many moderators. I must admit I was wrong, and everyone else was right, when only a short while ago he, and everybody else was shouting me down, when I said we needed more moderators... here in fact : how true... i must admit i was wrong...and i must say it's all going much better now... Hang on....what this....we've now got 10 moderators many of whom look after more than one forum... but most of whom don't look after more than a few....Including the man Jack himself!! When did that happen......Kev... did you know about this?? Sniff.....Never one to say 'I told you so' Big_EE goes back…

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Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so, it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two h…

so what's everyones opinion on this, whilst you're tied up of course though. should i try it or not?

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r u going to the EQ warehouse for chichime on fri?

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Alasdair, I believe it was you who recommended "Narc" in a thread about "Training Day" a week or so ago. After seeing Training Day a while back, I thought I would take you up on your recommendation and finally got round to hiring Narc out last night. Spot on my friend, its an absolute blinder of a film. Better than training day in my opinion. Great story line, well put together, and great acting. Thanks very much.

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sorry just sorting the pics out on my hard drive and found these. this one is Carisma Carpenter

it was called: Terry's sports agency. or something like that, was on bbc1 at 10:30ish! was quite funny! anyone else watch it?

Your'e a You mentioned the film idle hands i been trying to rember what that film is called for weeks fooking love it. Where's the pics of Sarah michelle Geller?

Do you prefer to serve your man milk over your ladies breasts, face or down her throat? Personally i like it down their throat!

It doesn't crash, it just comes up with some message about performing an illegal operation but I haven't done anything illegal for weeks. Does anyone know wats wrong and is it fatal?

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DID YOU GET MY PM ?????

my friend installed win XP over 98 but now whats to install back to 98. i heard that going from WinXP to windows 98 is difficult? is this true? and how do you go about installing 98 over XP. he formats his HD it gets to 100% then seems to stop - any ideas?

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As you know Sundissential release their 3rd album "HARD ON THE OUTSIDE, HARDER ON THE INSIDE" on Monday 6th October. To celebrate this they are holding a two part album Launch party this weekend. Part one kicks off at the Sanctuary in Birmingham whilst part two continues at the infamous Evolution home of Sundissential North in Leeds- expect a mammouth line-up- the usual ridicularity shenanigans that is "NORTH" and exclusive advance copies of the new album as well as limited edition Sundissential/Nukleuz EPs." INFO/BUY TICKETS: 01212247420 www.sundissential.com Give away 2 pairs of tickets for Sundissential Album Launch Party pt 1 NICK R…