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News Group International loved my CV (hehehe) and want to arrange an interview. Watch out Rupert I'm coming for your empire muahahahahaah!

What a line for dirty Den to comebak with in Easternders was sooooooooooooo predicktable, but wehayyyyyyyyyyyy Dirty den is back

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OWWWWWWEY! Whilst doing the ironing I ran over my hand! My thumb has got a big blister coming up on it, nasty! It well hurts!!!!!!!! Cold water isn't helping! Any idea what would help it????

need to get a couple of tickets of ya for north please chick for me n chrissy!!! we both members! where will be good to meet ya? cant bloody wait xxx

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What a joke.... It was actually so pathetic it was funny! But got highly HIGHLY ANNOYING!!!

I have just placed a bet for £40. Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea all to win this week in Europe. Do many people on CTW do this sort of thing?

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Hey guys, I'm designing a CD case for my A2 Product Design coursework, and need to get some answers to my questionnaire (so that I can design with what the public want - or you hard dance buyers!). I don't expect ANYONE to do this for me, but it would be amazing if you could answer these questions (can be as brief as u wish!). Thanks to anyone who helps me out here! Alf [1] Talking purely from an aesthetics (design and looks) point of view, do you prefer your CD cases to look either: [] Contemporary [] Arty [] Bright [] Futuristic [] Modern [2] Would you like to see a logo of the label on the CD design featuring as a main design element (e.g Hard…

alright you lot. today i challenge CTW participants far and wide to see if they can go a whole day on CTW without slagging off another user, a post, a thread, a DJ they think is over-rated, an ex-lover, whatever. i'm not asking you not to be yourself but to try, for just one day, to spend 10 minutes trying to find something positive in the world instead of something negative. i hate to be cynical but i thnk some people just will not be able to resist... anyway, give it a go? alasdair PS to the person who replies to this post slagging it off "ironically" or "hilariously", no amount of smileys will disguise the fact that you are unhappy. with y…

Ello babe, don't think the 2nd part of my txt hasnt sent, has the first bit? Will send it you 2moro for you as phone doesn't seem to be working properly again grrrrrrrrrrr!! I think Jumi and Jon Virgo will be jealous, dont you? Oh also do u remember KP and Juicy? haha You twat Thanks for everything hehe!! See you soon!! xXx

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Reply to my PM please.

I'm with Capn_Jack on this one...you can def have too many moderators. I must admit I was wrong, and everyone else was right, when only a short while ago he, and everybody else was shouting me down, when I said we needed more moderators... here in fact : how true... i must admit i was wrong...and i must say it's all going much better now... Hang on....what this....we've now got 10 moderators many of whom look after more than one forum... but most of whom don't look after more than a few....Including the man Jack himself!! When did that happen......Kev... did you know about this?? Sniff.....Never one to say 'I told you so' Big_EE goes back…

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Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so, it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two h…

so what's everyones opinion on this, whilst you're tied up of course though. should i try it or not?

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r u going to the EQ warehouse for chichime on fri?

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Alasdair, I believe it was you who recommended "Narc" in a thread about "Training Day" a week or so ago. After seeing Training Day a while back, I thought I would take you up on your recommendation and finally got round to hiring Narc out last night. Spot on my friend, its an absolute blinder of a film. Better than training day in my opinion. Great story line, well put together, and great acting. Thanks very much.

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sorry just sorting the pics out on my hard drive and found these. this one is Carisma Carpenter

it was called: Terry's sports agency. or something like that, was on bbc1 at 10:30ish! was quite funny! anyone else watch it?

Your'e a You mentioned the film idle hands i been trying to rember what that film is called for weeks fooking love it. Where's the pics of Sarah michelle Geller?

Do you prefer to serve your man milk over your ladies breasts, face or down her throat? Personally i like it down their throat!

It doesn't crash, it just comes up with some message about performing an illegal operation but I haven't done anything illegal for weeks. Does anyone know wats wrong and is it fatal?

Heres what it reads at the moment .... Smut Forum WARNING: Explicit Content - dont read posts in here if you are easily offended. You must be broad-minded! Post anything you like in here - within reason!! What it should read .... Smut Forum WARNING: This forum is visited on a regular basis by kids from school who compare dick sizes. You must be a sad cunt to visit this forum. Post anything you like - if you're sad and lonely