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I have sent you e:mail to CTW account.

theres nothing i want to hear more about than your crotch problems. thanks

i am!!!!! just gone to the cashpoint and there is a extra £100.00 in there. i drew it out just incase it disapered again i can afford a new kettle now

Can someone please tell me how I put a jpeg in my signature please...thank you......please....cheers...thank you PS. Thank you

Watched all of the first series of Bo Selecta at Bushy's. Have to say one of the funniest sketches is Blind Boxing. Just for Bushy: "I hit the bitch, *gives impressed face look* i hit her in the nose" It has to be said Michael Jackass is just a leg-end!!

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a > >beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his > >courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you > >mind if I brought you a drink?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her > >lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" > >Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is > >hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table > >totally red faced. > >After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles > >at…

Dan and his wife were working in their garden over the weekend when Dan > >looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting big - I mean really > >big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that, he proceeded > >to get a measuring tape and measures the grill and then went over to where > >his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. > > > >Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" > > > >The wife chooses to ignore her husband. > > > >Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes some > >advances tow…

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace. Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck. David decides that his best ch…

if you don't like a thread, you ignore it. will you shut the [censored] up. ppl need to reply. if they just ignored it no one else would know how upset, frustrated and angry they got at such a pointless, meaningless, and as Kev would say "wank" post. unless he used a differnt word. STOP BLOODY COMPLAINING ABOUT PPL COMPLAINING ABOUT [censored] THREADS cunts

Cunts ??Yes

Did you sort out the kettle ?

Long time no speak (well for some of you) Cant get on much now i've moved offices - whats new? (should be back on in a few weeks once the office move has been sorted + my new desk arrives!)

cus they just wind me up!!!! at smile i was constantly badgered for money....the conning buggers! does this only happen in london or is it like it in other cities? iv never known it before

Hola Can ya do me a favour ? Will you check that web based MSN link on your side and see if it works ? Im having Gateway trouble today

http://www.happytreefriends.com This has got to be the funniest site ive ever seen!

can i send u a small jpg, so i can link to it from a post?

Im not too kean on it

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yes its amazing.....Esp when the person has got a face that deserves to be sat on (i.e. andy whitby). I could really do with that just now...so horny (again)

The Relic on Sci Fi channel, and although its like an hour into the film i still have no idea what its about. could someone whose seen it that isn't as dumb as me pls explain it to me ?

actually quite amusing

officailly single. and i would just like to say a big thanks to everyone thats listened to me moan and whine about my ex

How was Fibre / Base last night? Sorry i couldnt make it - something came up & i couldnt let you know cos of the board being hacked & the PM with your number on being deleted! Next week im up for it if you are

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i am so so sorry but i can no longer buy your ticket off you, i really thought i would be able to go but i cant and im gutted, sorry to let u down but i think moo had some one interested in your ticket anyway xxx

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mine has got to be the teletubbies whats yours?

I'm getting loads (from IE). it started when i turned my pc on, 40 minutes ago. how do i get rid of them (not downloaded anything yet today) move this wherever u want but i want an answer, like now. ta I'm getting one ever 4-5 minutes.