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Yo. I sent you an e:mail to your hotmale account as I forgot what your other e:mail is ? :le

collect them little silver model thingys, cos i got one that i'm wlling to give away if anyone wants it, its handpainted.

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once > >more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a > >room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but > >needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" > > > >The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots." > > > >"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" > > > >She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your > >money-back! > >

PM me, cos my Gaffs free and I might have a bit of a get together. no bbq this time.......

I heard this bloke (poss German) playing in Rio last Saturday (bling bling, I know), and he fuckin rocked. Never heard of him before, & was wondering if anyone else has, and knows where he plays/any websites, etc??

does anyone else think christina aguilera is tha sexiest person alive and would do anything to [censored] this .....

Sorry. Just wanted to say that.

Onestone was his name! > > > >This was his Indian name because he had only one testicle. After years and > >years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me > >Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him > >Onestone any more. > > > >Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He > >jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, there he sh*gged > >her all day, he sh*gged her all > >night, he sh*gged her all the next day, until she died from exhaustion. The > >word got around that One…

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were > >standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up > >and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't > >find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise > >that > >he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by > >and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It > >read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of > >the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an > >oyster…

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Where have you run off to? Surely the sound of me having a wee up against a wall on Friday night was not enough to scare off a lady of your callibre? You're a nurse after all......you should be used to dealing with incontinent old men!! I had to do it anyway.....there were no Hackney carriages for me to wee up against or police mens helmets for me to wee into..... (That a local by law or something apparently.. Dan reckons you are allowed to pee in the street...but if a copper catches you he has to either find you a public toilet within a certain radius; failing that he has to flag down a Hackney carraige for you to wee up against the back wheel; or fai…

who made it?

ice cream man found dead, covered in hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce in mouth & a flake in each ear. police think he topped himself!! anyone got one worse than that?

seperated at birth?

Which is the best of them? Best Monty Python Film?Life of BrianMeaning of LifeHoly Grail IMO its gotta be...

Seen as you have your wank club, will you be promoting it in Tidy Weekender? If so, how will you be doing this? I have a few ideas, that maybe you could start a communal wank session, i could video it, and then you could distribute it as a advert for your club. What you think? I'll Film it for Free!

I'm trying to give up smoking and it's driving me up the wall ...

..am I right in thinking that you are back with that nasty little bitch ??? Your a fool.

fancy meetin me in incision tonight?

New feature here ClubTheWorlders where we will be interviewing a member from this board once a week, heres YOUR chance to ask this weeks member SCREAM anything you want: My question is: Why are you such a girly cunt?

And Im bored shitless already!!!

OK so who's any good at spanish? Who can tell me what the following means! 'Hijo de puta!' = 'Mamaron la verga' = 'Mierda!' = 'Hameculos'! (hint: there are many of these on ctw ) = Winner gets extra brownie points from me, hahaha!

on average how many times a day do you get a stiffy? whos brave enough to be honest........

Scream.

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One of mine at the minute has to be "Do One"

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo u got 24hrs to live, whatu gonna do? u gotta do everything u've ever wanted to in 24hours,

well last night i was djing at so sundays, i finished at 1:30, then, being the good friend that i am, left the club and proceeded to drive to Manchester Airport to pick my best mate and girl friend up from their hols. I left Leeds at 2am, arrived at the airport at 2:54am, waited till 4:00 and there’s no sign of him. . . 4:30 still no sign. 5:00 I decide to try and call him to see where he was! NO ANSWER! Well by 5:30 my thoughts went like this. . . . . . “WELL [censored] HIM!” Went to pay my car park . . . £6.60p OH YEA JUST HIT ME WHILE IM DOWN (I thought) then started the drive back to Leeds. Got about 15 miles away from Leeds and my eyes would not stay open any …

Would be a shame if he couldn't get the day off for it

as removed from music as u can get? one of my workmates (he's sound) but he's a pure beer boy - not interested in music let alone dance music. "put a cd on and press a button/faceless no mark dj" comments one of my housemates, is a wanker, pure and simple. football loving (self loving) beer loving, self rightous [censored] wanker who'll jokingly put everyone else down because he thinks he's great. when i leave I'm going to tell him he's a wanker to his face. ps i haven't spoken to either of them today i just know em (especially my housemate)far more than i want to