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One of mine at the minute has to be "Do One"

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo u got 24hrs to live, whatu gonna do? u gotta do everything u've ever wanted to in 24hours,

well last night i was djing at so sundays, i finished at 1:30, then, being the good friend that i am, left the club and proceeded to drive to Manchester Airport to pick my best mate and girl friend up from their hols. I left Leeds at 2am, arrived at the airport at 2:54am, waited till 4:00 and there’s no sign of him. . . 4:30 still no sign. 5:00 I decide to try and call him to see where he was! NO ANSWER! Well by 5:30 my thoughts went like this. . . . . . “WELL [censored] HIM!” Went to pay my car park . . . £6.60p OH YEA JUST HIT ME WHILE IM DOWN (I thought) then started the drive back to Leeds. Got about 15 miles away from Leeds and my eyes would not stay open any …

Would be a shame if he couldn't get the day off for it

as removed from music as u can get? one of my workmates (he's sound) but he's a pure beer boy - not interested in music let alone dance music. "put a cd on and press a button/faceless no mark dj" comments one of my housemates, is a wanker, pure and simple. football loving (self loving) beer loving, self rightous [censored] wanker who'll jokingly put everyone else down because he thinks he's great. when i leave I'm going to tell him he's a wanker to his face. ps i haven't spoken to either of them today i just know em (especially my housemate)far more than i want to

are mint arent they!! whats ur favourite filling? gotta be some fresh roast chicken lettuce tomatoe tuscan dressing on poppy seed bread!! yumyum!!

Ok, Basically for the last 3 days Ive been trying to get on the net but every time I load AOL I get an Illegal operation message and this information - WAOL caused an invalid page fault in module KERNEL32.DLL at 015f:bff7b9e6. Registers: EAX=7fc69e61 CS=015f EIP=bff7b9e6 EFLGS=00010202 EBX=0318ffbc SS=0167 ESP=03090000 EBP=03090024 ECX=03091df8 DS=0167 ESI=00000001 FS=51af EDX=00000001 ES=0167 EDI=9153421c GS=0000 Bytes at CS:EIP: 56 57 89 65 e8 75 04 33 c0 eb 54 85 c0 74 4b c7 Stack dump: 0318ffbc 7fc69e61 00000001 0318ffbc 7fc69e61 03091df8 bffbfe14 bff79250 ffffffff 03091e08 bff7ce14 7fc69e61 00000001 7fc63046 7fc69e61 03091e30 Does a…

dare devil tony looks like a right creep in his new avatar? I do.

hiya m8y, James has asked me to say when the link is up for the Sundissential comp voting i can ask u and u can make it a stickie in the general forum. Is that o.k?

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Something for you.. In order to gauge the possible impact that another virus may be having on our network, we would like to ask that every single agent speaking to a customer using windows asks that customer to search their hard disk for either of the following files :- Germs0.dbv Swen1.dat Windows 98 - Start > Find > Files or Folders Windows XP/2000 - Start > Search > Files and Folders Please search the drive which windows is installed in, most likely 'c:\' If the customers machine contains either of these files please advise them that they may be infected with a virus and that they should visit an anti virus site eg. http://www.s…

morning hun,can you get on yer msn. i have and want some gossip.

If you love something, set it free If it comes back, it was and always will be yours If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with If it just sits in your living room and - messes up your stuff - eats your food - uses your telephone - takes your money - and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place you either married it or gave birth to it!

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Well i had the radio on when i was gettin ready in the bathroom and listening to radio 2 as you do and "Your Song" by Elton John was on. Personally i would sing that as i think it a sweet song. lol. So what song would you sing?

>>> > This game has a funny/creepy outcome. >>> > Don't read ahead just do it in order. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > It takes about 3 minutes - worth a try. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > First get a pen and paper. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> > When you actually choose names, make sure it's people >>> > you actually know, and go with your first instincts!! >>&…

When can you send the phone to me mush ? Iv had it with this [censored] thing. The inner atena is on its last legs. It has it's days when its working and has its days when it fucks up when I need it the most. I duno how many times this evening iv wanted to smash the fuckin thing up with a sledge hammer. Sheesh, it's crazy that the littlest of things really get me into a temper. Oh well, I get paid on Tuesday so if you could send it first thing tomorrow, and Il get the cash in your bank hopefully Tuesday morning before I go to work. Cheers buddy.

When u text me don't do it in middle of the night when im sleeping and can u use coded words for when ya asking for stuff becuase my bro read the message and nearly told my mum. so be careful. Will be at Glasshouse on the 18th i think, sincei broken ur'e gh virginty u never stop goin. how was your'e trip, see any sheep?

To keep me company im bored an no intresting people are on msn, only a guy who is more bizarre than pHILL rAA

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walk out of a pub at closing time, one turns to the other and says 'what now?' to which the other replys.... 'i could murder a chinese!'

any other of you ladies think hes the mutts nutts? i think he is gorgeous in a cocky sort of way. been watching his programme (return to jamies kitchen) and im hooked on him, think im gonna become his stalker

Are you British ?

Hey im back, ive been away for a while. Have i missed much? So how is everyone?

I love your avatar. It's pretty and it reminds me of the ace day we had at Hyde Park.

Who's cummin to sessions?

would u like this as an e-mail address: thewankclub@2lumpsplease.com