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saturday: will probably be on the 0727 virgin train from wakefield which gets into derby at 0844 (apparently it leaves leeds at 0713). then at derby, get the all-in-one ticket (£25) from the Central Trains office, wherever the [censored] that is. the train from derby to uttoxeter leaves at 0931, arrives at 0956 and the bus to alton is at 1010. i am probably gonna book a ticket for the wakefield-derby part of the journey in advance (£15 return with railcard), cos it might be cheaper than buying it on the day.

Onto my third toilet roll this morning for my fecking nose. My ears are really, really starting to give me grief now too. And I'm becoming a right whinging [censored].

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they came across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and…

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hello mate, looking forward to TW4???? Of course we will take a wonder to the beach again!! Was wikid to see you on Sat, really made my day!!!! Those photos too, you totally utter git!! LOL Can't wait to see you at tidy mate!!

Here's the avatar you ordered.

I'm going home, packing my bags then flying to Amsterdam 2moro...So hope you all have a [censored] up weekend and I'll no doubt speak to you next week. *Crill grabs his bag and rolls another fat one*

Blaine

Everyone ? Good, that's the Smut Forum done then.

well, yesterdays hair situation has gone from bad to worse. iv managed to get rid of the purple, but now im orange

Step forward and take a bow... seeing you out there was really cool! James Maria Fintbeast Ray Leila (doh! Cheers ray!) Sarah (Cheers for the lashed stuff!) Nick Ed Colin Adam (you on here yet mate?) MattD Beckie la la Tasha Rob Anyone else? Apologies if I missed you off, but it was a right good'un!

I had a really horrible dream that some pikeys broke into my house while I was asleep and I couldnt get out my bed to stop the cunts. was well weird. wat about u?

*atishoo* next time we meet i'm gonna make sure i'm ill before i leave the house

What the fook? Get it off. Get it off now. You feckin' gimp.

Right then... Can't get an appointment until next week... What the fook is that all about. I'm ill and need to see a doctor now. Let alone get a note to cover me for work. And I've got to suffer on just Nurofen (which are doing the total sum of nothing!) until next week. [censored]. [censored]. [censored]. [censored]. [censored]. I don't pay the amount of National Insurance I do for this kind of treatment.

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After Stomping my arse off at Magna 7 on Sat,the night finished all too quickly as usual.Still full of beans and with the tidy camera crew still filming I decided to copy the beggining of the tidy weekender 2cd where a girl says "Hi I love the Tidy Boys and my boyfriend says I,ve got Tidy Tits"except not having tits I decided to flash my arse!However due to the fact that my pockets were full of everything you can imagine,when I undid my button my trousers fell to the floor revealing my extremely shrivelled manhood to everyone around.My apologies to anyone who saw this!Hope it didnt spoil your night!

some people just have to put this on every reply they make, even if there is nothing funny about it...... it really winds me up especially when talking on MSN........use a bloody smilie ffs and on text messages im all done whinging now *awaits loads of LOLs on the replys

Good morning hun how are ya, hope all is well up there. When are ya back down this way again,its not the same without ya!Tata for now,ive gotta go to work, chat later. xxx

Hi Hon, I know you hate HON & FAO'S so thought id FAO you hon!! Tony asks are you guys still meeting for lunch, let me know so I can tex him thanx HON!!!!

For the men who drive out there!! web page

Hey Claire.... Didnt see you at smile, thought you were going to be there? Just remembered now!

who would u have and why??

Top Banana ! That's pretty good going. Is there a higher figure than that in the space of 24 hours ?

when someone walks up and down your back? i could really go for one of them now!

can you send me that virus thingy again please when you come on later cheers babe

This is not compulsary but where possible could you use this logo on your CDs instead of the forum logo (which doesnt quite look right and I've still got to sort out a better version for you!) I think this one looks nicest and it will look right on any background ... http://community.clubtheworld.uk/attach_upload/210302-jtest.gif ps. thanks for your continued support !

i have tonsilitis, a cough and cold a weeks worth of antibiotics WHO GAVE IT TO ME???

is it me or dose most people seem to be coming down wiv summet even me