General Discussion

Most animals aren't particularly bright but you can always spot when an animal is a bit wooly between the ears. Like cats that think it's a good idea to start trying to drink boiling oil or dogs that walk into patio doors. What key features do you look for when trying to decide if an animal is particularly thick?

ask anybody any question, who & what would you ask????

I'm gracing the capital with my presence this weekend... What are you and Nina up to?

your the bollocks mate

hotmail aint lettin me e-mail for some reason so here!

Sounds like a perrrrrrrropa welsh cuntaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Boyoooooooo!!!

i thought it was a red photon light, then it flashed. and i was having breakfast. ya cunt . lol.

im sorry and blame lawrence.....i cant believe when he lifted me up... and moo - thanks for flashing my ass about 40 times...lol again..apologies, but i did warn you all that i would fall and flash it,,, hee hee OH, and sorry for not making twist...had a great time at sams mates tho - i hope it was ace and that you all REALLY missed me! xxx

found this on a website, if made me

I pulled a random guy in Ibiza - was a bit wrecked & thought he was quite old but when i woke up he looked about 17! oops! Worst thing was was when he made a call to what i thought was his roommates but turned out to be his parents - oops!

i.e instead if walking over the shop to get atop up for your mobile phone / Pot Noodle for dinner you can just teleport over. i.e making the effort to get dressed is such a pain, why cant the dress code in this world be that it's ok to walk around in a dressing gown or just bra and underware? i.e instead of sitting o na train for 3 hours to get to a wank part of the UK, again, it would be grerat if you could telepoet, therefore one should be invented, like, NOW. U know wha'im sayin' bro' ?

u look like a right hard mother fucker in ur avatar!!

you TWERP.

Mine was: The Guv'nor - Lenny McLean Quality! As he states on the front of the book: 'I LOOK WHAT I AM........A HARD BASTARD'

Does anyone have any Get Rich Quick schemes that work? I have more debt than the entire 3rd World so I need a way of making money and fast.. I am too ugly to sell my body and my internal organs are probably so fooked from smoking, drinking and....er...other things they are not worth a light... As for my job, the wages suck..... Answers on a postcard please PS. I am willing to share the profits with whomever comes up with the best (and most profitable) idea

i dont like your eye.......it scares me at the mo,

just wanna thank you for making me laugh all weekend! its certainly been an experience , would definately have not been so much fun if you hadnt been there to entertain me, and get us all lost in the london underground dont think iv laughed so much in years, why aint any of you awake , i need someone to annoy ....i cant sleep, eat or talk.........im still bouncing around , but its no fun on your own ginge...........my stomache is killing me, my bladder will never be the same again . your a very scarey man when you get going, your sick and twisted and not quite all there in the head . wouldnt have it any other way though P.S. ju…

Oh yeah baby, if I just pound it a bit more ... oh yeah, yeah, yeah, do you like that baby, does that taste good huh?"

Maria - have you got any relatives ' Up North', cos there's a lass just started in our dept, that has a slight resemblance to you

A big big big big Thank you to you for driving me safe n sound to the train station

were u the fella that was at oriels house after binery on friday.......just thought i recoknised the face and name...probably isnt you but just thought i would ask.

Liam I Love you, you travelled all that way to come to SMILE, you are the man. Give us a kiss!!!!

If you are introducing or promoting a friend of yours to someone else and say they are 'well sound' or 'top geeza' what does this ACTUALLY mean ? Please each define what your version of a 'sound' person is and what attributes they have ?

Anyone seen this ? What did you think to it ? I liked it - was to afraid to go to sleep after watching it though..don't think I would ever watch it on my own

Hi, CreamyC here, did you know that that lying cheating DJ bastard boyfriend / fiance / hubby of yours has been cheating on you? Yes he is. He told me. Its in the smut forum. Dump him I reckon.

As we did with the 'manc-piss-up-possible-pulls' its time to see who's gonna be getting with whom at Smile, one our biggest meetups yet. So, who wants who, and who's gonna realise that the person they've hated since the beginning of time now looks foxy-as-[censored] due to sum loved up mad pills and half a gallon of horny water!

g*d i was so [censored] confused at twist. i think i asked u if u ever got confused when u were sitting down k'd up, and heard a tune u liked, and wasn't sure whether to get up and dance or stay sitting down.....

Phil B...I've done it once...I'll do it again... Mr Hawkes...cheers for the CD...doesnt want to play for some reason though???? Gets half way through the first track then stops. Still got your first one banging out though Jilly... ...what more can I say Liam...top bloke...top DJ...strange hair cut. Dawn...what a ... Pepsi...so glad I met you at last...all those MSN chats mean so much more now. Blu303...thought you were someone else...sorry for not talking to you much...dont really like the guy I thought you were...no-one corrected me though Bukey...total nutter...top geezar. Rachel...fookin good laugh...top lass...hope we ca…

the saxaphone very badly in the studio down stairs they have to be one of the most annoying instruments ever invented along side the violin!