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This is whats on the other end of the phone

Check yo PM's biatch!

Lube me up baby im ready for entry!!

I didnt miss you!

Please add ur name to list: 1) Phil raa: pink (my favourite colour is purple but it's been decided already hasn't it ya cunts) 2) NOTE: USING A COLOUR ALREADY TAKEN IS ACCEPTABLE, BUT IS DISCOURAGED. fank oo

of a competition where i can win some 1210's?

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since there's gonna be a lot of us on sat, we should do our own CTW flash mob b4 smile turn up in HMV, walk around whispering 'garage is poo' in everyones ears then leave. yeah

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fricaseed but I couldn't eat a whole one.

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Alternative Technics competiton

I was at this crappy club a few weeks ago with some friends of mine. Just your typical semi-classy bar, full of pretentious, stuck up people trying to look cool Anyway..they were playing typical 50-cent, Britney Spears, Madonna pop crap...the DJ was just playing CD's....just fading one song into the other..not beatmatching, no skills whatsoever. So I walk up to the DJ (the guy was like in his 40's....didnt look like much of a DJ at all!)....just to chat. I asked him about the mixer he was using (which was obviously a VEstax 175....but I wanted to see if he knew...which he didnt) and I told him that I was a DJ too, but I didnt work at any clubs just yet. …

David Blaine has given up his contoversial stunt. He was told that 44 days doing nothing in a box is not going to break the record which is currently held by Emile Heskey at 4 years. Technics Competition

What a joke, would you get banned on ctw for posting an article about the history of the word *****?

You are a funny lad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hysterical infact!!

has anyone else found that soul seek has disappeared??? my soul seek still wasnt working so i uninstalled it, and then when i went to re-download it, the website no longer exists. so which other music downloaded does everyone recommend???

August 16, 1977 Shortly after midnight Elvis returns to Graceland from a late-night visit to the dentist. Through the early morning of the 16th he takes care of last minute tour details and relaxes with family and staff. He is to fly to Portland, Maine that night and do a show there on the 17th, then continue the scheduled tour. He retires to his master suite at Graceland around 7:00 AM to rest for his evening flight. By late morning, Elvis Presley is dead of heart failure. It is announced by mid-afternoon. In a matter of hours the shock registers around the world. As taken from www.elvis.com I think you should either inform them, or go see an optician i…

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howdy doodey u wonderfull werido's how are ya all diddiling

quality cd m8y not had chance 2 hear it in full, only in dribs and drabs(northern saying), but will listen 2 it in full when i get chnace. it has me in my car on way 2 work every day can't w8 4 the nxt 1

Tony, can i put another mate on the Concessions list please Percy Pidgeon?

Oh god im so hot and so brown - i need someone to fan me down we went snorklin today and the fish we saw were well nice - the beaches ere in magaluf are well better than ibiza !

How we all doin? I am now an offical resident of leeds- not bin able to cum on much s i av been in hospital for the paast week but i hope evryone is well? Nefink exciting happened at all whilst i have been elsewhere? And wen r u cummin to visit me those who av been b4? Jimmy and Moo i miss u the most

your mate james is a top worker. arrived this mornin from Aldergrove still tanked up from last nite wot a he fits in just rite wiv us lot @ Manchester

... are cliquey. DISCUSS

i d/loaded ya tune yesterday but aint listened yet... will do when I wake up later today (just got in after 12hr shift )

You have to be very proud to be British because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't w…

I forgot to take it to ibiza... left it at home, my mum was in my flat and she has moved the furniture around and stuff, now i dont know where my vibrator is and i dontknow how to find out off her, i just phoned but couldnt ask her outright so was askin her had she moved anythin and she asked "like what" and i was sayin random objects like cds and letters and a clock but couldnt ask her where my vibrator is.... how do i find out where it is off her without her knowin im gonna use it? I thought about sayin i needed the batteries but then realised it sounded lame when all i could want them for is a clock (i have one on phone anyway) and remote controls, well i dont have my …