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Some of u might have seen this since i posted it on the tidy board a few days ago. but for peeps who havent. Clicky! coming soon artwork made out of kit kats and caramacs

A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married, so she put an ad in the local paper that read "husband wanted, be in my age group (80s), must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person." On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ...you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any arms eith…

its friday again (already ) So whats everyone up to this weekend? Im having a quiet one tonight watchin a few dvds with the missus Going shopping tomorrow (yay) for stuff for my hols Then playin 2 sets at the same club tomorrow night, bit of camp house, then some filthage

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What things do you see in yourself that remind you of your parents? What personality traits have youpicked up from them along the years? What scary offputting things do you not want to pick up off them?

hope alls ok at your end. sorry i aint txt much but been with mum alot lately, she not well at all . just finishing packing our cases, which is hard after going out last night . keep wandering about and not doing much ill ring u when i get back, hopefully we can organise the next mad mission spk soon xxxx

i asked rich last night bout coming down too that night before global, hes gotta do a couple off hours work on the saturday morning. really sorry, if i could have i would

A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, John Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lad…

take the test jus add ur name and get ur results lol mine were Your first full name dani Your personality rates a 11 your best quality is youre hot but modest about it your worst quality is youre not perfect this is because of who you are inside ok with danielle Your first full name danielle Your personality rates a 11 your best quality is youre responsible your worst quality is you get annoyed @ stupid peep this is because Of the people you hang around and my full first name Your first full name daniella-marie (no comments) Your personality rates a nine your best quality is youre genuine your wo…

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Right then, I think it is time for the bitching to stop, CTW is not about that.. If you have an issue with another member take it to pm please & if you feel you are being picked on, bullied or whatever pm me, James, Liam or Bushy & we will look into it ok. On this occasion I am posting this thread & hope that all involved, myself inc will take on board what im saying & then ressume as normal on here, no bitching ok I am not going to issue warnings this time, this is one for all of us ok as I feel everyone has been giving as good as the get. So if you feel things are off, don't bite back, pm a mod & we will sort it

A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking and sees one of his socks in the frying pan "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied. Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

u know that johnsons tanning mouisturizer stuff? well i been to 3 different booots and superdrugs and cant find it i know debden, epping and loughton boots are small but none of then had any johnsons stuff

well what can i say............. This had 2 be 1 of my favourite gigs i played at, alot of my friends all came including Tidytart, Katymin, Andy, Charlotte, Mark, Jane, Michael, Carl plus everyone i knew at welsh connection, it was a truly wicked night (gutted u werent there Bushy @ Dawn) I was really looking 4ward 2 this gig as soon as i got there, was proper hyped up, when i got there the promoter said 2 me that hed heard very good reports of me and said show them what u can do, everyone was standing there when he said this, it made me think 'fuck' lol, we were given the primetime slot 12-2am and the room was full as soon as we came on, the crowd was wicked and a…

just booked global tickets don't care if no ones going it will be wicked anyway but would be fab if it was like last year with everyone there is anyone else going off here?

gotta go pack n sort my shit out n watch the bb eviction dont miss me too much this week guys have fun mwah mwah

Just been checking the ibiza boice calender for next week now i was confused enough bearing ion mind so many things i wanna do but now theyve added more and im gonna be gutted cos im gonna miss loads but argh!! theres so many ppl i wanna see who are on on clashing nights its madness i tell you

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Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male !!!

erm looking through cih gallerys and found this sorry si but how blatantly was i cut out this pic the only one of me in camo so far and u cut me out anychance u have the original as i wanted to see me in camo here

do u fancy going to either big in cambridge on 6th august or mashtonbury in birmingham on end of august even though im undecided on mashtonbury or sw4 this year as i fancy sasha and may have freebie tickets off me mate for that

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a female patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating too". She clinked glasses with him and said, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence," the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant. How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks." he replied. …

hello u lot hope ur all well? wot you up to at the weekend?

Hope this is the write place to post this. I am selling some Vinyl on Ebay. Have just moved house and need to clear this out. Some of the tracks are good, some not so good. But all play perfectly. Some record sleeves have slight wear and tear - if it is noticable i have mentioned it in the auction. I will be adding around 30/40 more today at some point. This is an ebay only auction. Happy Bidding ~Rich~ follow this link:

If the weather carries on like this all summer, we will look like we have addopted another nationalities skin or simple weatherd like Mc Dundee. Glorious weather tho!

Why is generaly thaught to be a womans job to cook in the kitchen but a mans job to even put burgers on the barbie ? bet this is generaly a male idea .

1, OPENING JARS - nnnnngg, she’s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn’t. Jars are men’s work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE ‘SON’ - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3, DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Gay. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4, SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don’t need a sharpener, you think I can’t whittle. 5, GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combin…