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did u go Exitence in teh end? I dont think ya did did ya? sumin about u didnt get paid until the next day.

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only a few people le…

Where did you get ya flashing girl in ya sig from, i want one 2 there so cool Jodie

I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!

when i start my job in contber will be going out more. so after october you're welcome to come out with us clubbing in Leeds if you can handle the pace lol

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despite what i might say to u on the baord, i love u man. i want ur babies! i've always liked u. u look sooo much like me it would be like having a wank, but only with 2 or me

where are you all heading off to spread your lurve..

Got back this morning - feeling a little worse for the wear & england is freezing!! Got tons of messages to catch up on & worse still gotta work tomorrow morning then for the next 6 weekends with no day off! GUTTED!

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can u have too much chilli sauce on a spice chicken burger? they [censored] drowned it...i spose it's not a bad thing and i am a regular there, but still...

I need someone to go down to Vibealite tomorrow (sat) night & do 30 mins of video footage - Vibealite are wanting to make a DVD that features ClubtheWorld - would be a great opportunity for us & excellent promotion! I have to work so no way i can go but if anyone is able to go & video it for me (guestlist included) please PM me ASAP or email sarah@clubtheworld.uk

challenge: go for 24 hours (normal posting, no "i cant get access for a week") without saying the word "random" (or variations) on the msg board.

Okies... After moving loads of things in my room today, I found a strange object. I was reliably informed by my mother that this is called a "bed." After you cunts couldn't come up with something to do this evening, I thought I'd try out this bed thing tonight. So off I went to bed about 11ish I think... I fell into this strange state that my body hasn't seen on a Friday night for a long time. Whilst definately not on any narcotics of any kind I had strange kinds of hallucinations. I've discovered that these are called dreams. Then at about 11:45, I was rudely awakened by my dad who was rather loud after having several pints at the pub. I finally got back t…

she was filling out a form to give my little brother permission to go on sum college outing or sumthin. ne ways, she filled it out and put my brother down as a girl. (ie ticked the wrong box)

Now then ya cunt! how dos? see Spurs are lookin good hey? who will win the sack race hoddle or houllier? im hopin its gerard!! le boss has got to go!!

i have a good idea that mines gonna be real kak!!!! i knew it was gonna be bad when i broke both the yolks of my fried eggs! (always a bad sign for me). then broke the bedroom mirror while trying to screw it on the wall. sposed to be having a bed delivered today but it cant be delivered till next satuarday now, dads already took my old one away so im on the sofa for a week! and this is before i go work tonight! its gonna be a long day how do you know its gonna be a bad day????

Just got back from Zante yeaterday morning and i am knackered, decided not to sleep til 8am today and just woke up! ooh i feel [censored]! lol Weather was glorious there, and i ate lots so i am probably really fat now! lol Hope you all coped without me here!

u look proper [censored] on that avatar of urs!! eyes are poppin out of ya head bird!!

Just bought a CD online, and it turned up and is Pc protected, anyone know a way around this, or do I have to return the album and download it for free instead? [i would rather actually own it]

Have they merged and become one? Or are they psychically linked? Are they long-lost twins separated at birth? There must be something between the two of them?

My DVD player's great. Can multi-region it. Can play CDs full of MP3s, supports CD-Rs and CD-RWs, can view CDs full of JPEGs and Kodak PhotoCDs.... However, it puts about a half second pause inbetween every track. Now, if I was listening to cheesey pap, this wouldn't be a problem. But listening to mixes is [censored] annoying. Add to that I'm getting really paranoid that Lisa Lashes has broken into my house and is playing a set. It really does sound like she's fooking up everytime it moves onto the next track. Grrrrr.....

Im new to the area and I need a night fix asap! I know where the clubs are, (pretty much!)but I have no idea where the best bars are. Do they have any trance / hardhouse bars in Leeds??

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

How many other people have the same name as you???? Your Not Me!!!!! There are 8 People with the name Phillip Benson. You are rarer than a wombats wing nut.

Okay im on 56k interent connection and at the moment using One.Tel but had loads of problems with connecting with them Can anyone suggest a differtn server to use excluding aol cause i had problems with them 2. they need to be cheap and have a good package deal as well Thankyou

uh oh we're in trouble something's come along and it's burst our bubble yeah yeah uh oh we're in trouble, book us a ticket on the next space shuttle

i need sum1 to flyer for insomniacz- if ur interested giz a buzz on 07830239575- glist n stuff available!