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i shot my load in the zulu nation

something very special has come into my possession. i can't tell you how i obtained it (as i would have to kill you) but, believe me, it's a hell of a tale for another time. i am downsizing for a plethora of reasons i can't go into now but, to cut a long story short, i'm going to sell this special item. care to own this piece of history? read on. you've heard the saying "the straw that broke the camel's back", right? i own the straw. before you click away, i don't own a straw. i own the straw. the one that broke the camel's back. you don't believe me right? well, read 'em and weep, here's a picture: i've outlined it in red for the cynics in …

well wat does it mean?

[censored] it I dont need a haircut........ then came home anyone else done this? LOL

im not even on about frauds who get all ya details!! fuckin tramps searching for clothes and [censored] but empty the entire contents on street!! what are you supposed to do please? if i catch em theyre [censored]!!

Im twated! HAHAHA!!! Comin up gracefully as we speak! HAHA LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! oooooo its gettin more intense

Been into Brum today and it looks fookin awesome. Admittedly it's just highstreet stores, but the building is amazing. And there's a Selfridges!!!!!!!!

who would it be?

ive been meaning to post this for ages...hopefully the answer will make me sane. When i was leaving wildchild bk was on...i was going to the dressing rooms to get changed and as i walked up the stairs andy farley was standing at the decks. was he there or was i tripping?? i just remember thinking 'he wasnt meant to play tonight' and then i forgot about it?? hopefully baby red or tara might help me.. Cheers! mwa xxx

...$10 in my will. don't go spending it all at once, now. alasdair

Jump on.. its your stop and its cause were special...its the why bird stop!! YAAAAY. Oh and heres one i drew earlier - mwwwwaaaa xxxx

to conlude the matter, i like this tune. now you can all sleep at night

pm or post me your email address and i'll send it to you. quiet a few typos in it though, sorry not my doing

Dairylea

Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-[censored] her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming. well?

As I'm continuously getting these pap emails from Tidy about their poxy Magna 7 "exclusive" event I have decided to make best use of their "uninteresting" interview which asks the same old [censored] questions all DJ's get asked. This interview features than other than ANGEL SANCHEZ - whoo hoo, hes asked this question ... Q4: How do you think English club girls will compare to Spanish club girls? A: It's difficult, I mean I know some English woman who are really pretty. Right, you haven't been on ClubTheWorld then.

goes too?.................

Its a monkey, in a spaceship.....class http://www.totebo.com/monkeylander/

they are great. in a crappy kind of way. alasdair

i would say a pear reminds me of creamy as he is shaped like 1

I get 4 entries, 2 are for a fantasy football league I'm in. The other two are a review and and article I wrote. www.selinger.fsnet.co.uk/articles.htm www.gurn.net/html/reviews/convergence030117.shtml

luu luu is having doubts about going to smile now. i wont give details, but i will cirtainly miss her if she dont go and i know i'm not the only 1 so plz be nice and put ur name down here if u want her to go! a bit of encoragement (4 a change) would be great! signed Laurence!

some sort of battlefield simulation thingy....looks [censored] hot!

omg am sooo fooking sad hav just been to c westlife in concert neva again the things u do 4 family

... Anybody know the tracklisting fer' this one peez? fankooooo

hello! ive been trying to call you but i dont seam to have the right number for you? could you pm me your number???!!!! im in a net cafe so wont be able to check it again now for a week or so! will chat to you soon! love soph xxx

i've been reading a book and it says that women are 20% more intelligent after sex than before sex, and they are also more creative after sex as well

would you stop or just drive off?

any1 else cant use it? mie keeps failin when it tries to connect