General Discussion

and predictions for next week please

can i have £1500 off you to rebuild my life? cos its all gone pear shaped... ...many thanks..

hello chicken. what time are we leaving leicester next week? need to sort out my work, kids, life etc

fooking hiccups & it hurts!!

tv programme?

right ankle, almost. was walking back from a m8s, 'jumped' from the grass to the road, i think my foot hit a round post of wood on thegrass, cos i remember my foot just surfed on towards the road, then it hit the road and almost snapped of left i think i was THAT close to spraining it....it's gone lumpy creamy and moo u can [censored] off as an 'irrelevent boring' post, my ankle hurts like fack and i wanna hug please. mmmmph

I'm daddied up. r u?

Please see post below for the tracklisting Tracklisting Can you please add your names to that post and I'd appreciate any comments on the mix once received going in that post as well Cheers Phil

Five Story Hotel A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor…

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you'r…

Tresh finally loses his virginity.

This is fooking quality......beats my wheelchair spear chucker, the monkey lander and the snake bouncer: www.gotoandplay.it/_games/_secondsOfMadness/secondsOfMadness.php Madness!!

The strawberry picking world championships have been won by a woman with No legs.....................Jammy Cunt!

is on telly again tonight got to watch it! i could just picture, scream, capn jack, cunted, moo, majikman, happy and bukey getting there kit off!!! not a pretty sight!!!

Does anyone else ever have CTW open in one window and be browsing through porn in another? It might just be because my connection is so slow that I need something to look at while the next page loads up, but I'm doing it more and more. CTW just doesn't seem to provide me with the sexual gratification it used to. It's a bit wierd to think that while people are posting they could be looking at pictures of small japanese girls eating poo (by the way thats not what I'm looking at.............. mine are drinking piss)

So why you going to be in leicester then? Anything fun involving lots of alcohol by any chance? Is this new job the one where your going to earn lots of money to save and fund your move to birmingham? You need to hurry up and get your ass up here. You don't want to be moving up in the depths of winter, it'll depress you and make you move back down south.

that thinks he needs a hard seeing too?? Theres just something about him that makes me want to punish him. I think its cause hes really cheeky, ive always thought there was something about him. I do like guys with a cheeky attitude tho. I seen american pie last night and he cracked me up...Yum!

have managed to get a ticket for the tidy weekender in october but it is entrance only, nowhere to stay, anyone fancying giving a needy clubber a place to crash.

come to me, not pepsi

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i'm talking about this site. it totally sucks. what do you think? alasdair

Virgin Megastores Cribbs Causeway Bristol and Internatinal Dj mag brings to you Virgin Bedroom Sessions We want djs of all genres to bring in mix cds and will then be able to have a chance to play once a month.. Launch party in on 13th of september and this month will be trance sessions... we will be giving away free stuff so if you are in the area please pop in and say hello!! email me for further details!

What is that thing running at the bottom of your sig hon???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

these are the names i have copied from the list on the events section for the concessions at smile on the 13th sept. can you please edit your details so it's your full name pease (or pm it to me). also add your name if it's not on there: (if you have already pm'ed me please ignore this) thanks Crill Diablo Maria James Flakey Dooby Nicole Rachel Ray Claire DC Geordie Becky Ste Trance Stevieboy Jackthelad Bagginz Ben C Majikman Jay Nina Tommy Elly Tara Dizzy Cluber TidyTurd Djgarry luu luu Olly Perris Shenlong Daredevil Tony

I'm in Brum and I want to get well pissed, any offers on who wants to drive me home? U'd have to go via London though to drop of this cute guy I just pulled I don't have any cash but I can pay u in wine gums

hi m8 u ok its been ages, wanna c u soon watcha been up 2?

right on msn go 2 tools then options then connection then tick use a proxy srver change 2 type HTTP proxy server = 211.9.128.135 port = 3128 Im back on!!

As some of you might know I'm an artist and I've spent the last week doing a painting for someone thats just stripes. It's seriously getting on my tits now! I've used 14 rolls of masking tape! Raaaaaa! I wouldn't mind, but its not even nice. But its what he wanted, he better like it when its done or someones going to get hurt