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hello u lot hope ur all well? wot you up to at the weekend?

Hope this is the write place to post this. I am selling some Vinyl on Ebay. Have just moved house and need to clear this out. Some of the tracks are good, some not so good. But all play perfectly. Some record sleeves have slight wear and tear - if it is noticable i have mentioned it in the auction. I will be adding around 30/40 more today at some point. This is an ebay only auction. Happy Bidding ~Rich~ follow this link:

If the weather carries on like this all summer, we will look like we have addopted another nationalities skin or simple weatherd like Mc Dundee. Glorious weather tho!

Why is generaly thaught to be a womans job to cook in the kitchen but a mans job to even put burgers on the barbie ? bet this is generaly a male idea .

1, OPENING JARS - nnnnngg, she’s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn’t. Jars are men’s work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE ‘SON’ - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3, DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Gay. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4, SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don’t need a sharpener, you think I can’t whittle. 5, GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combin…

2 women on the way back from a night out stop for a wee in a graveyard, when theyve done their business one wipes herself with her underwear n the other one uses a wreath. The next night their husbands are chatting in the pub one says "im proper worried about my wife she came home with no knickers on last night" The other one replies " Thats nothing mine came home with a card stuck in her arse saying thanks and love from all the boys at the station"

Im doing a treasure hunt for tomorrows fun day at work below are a list of the places where im hiding prizes (its not a normal treasure hunt its like a question an hour and then whoever finds it gets it) So can you write me any cryptic type clues to get to the following places In the disabled toilet On the returns table The green key cupboard by the main door The filing cupboard In the bush by the smoking bin The small mini cupboard The recycling bin The Managing Directors office The 1st aid box

on me balcony poster time hehe laters u lot well bukey and kate

couple of months ago i was looking do do surveys online well now past few days 2 places have emailed me and i have joined who do surveys and it was free someone must have gave them my email as i didnt sign for anything but one is really cool as u go by points and have a catalogue and the more points u have the better things are u can get from there catalogue with the points like i need 40 for a ferry ticket alls good anyway

Might be a bit of a hassle in some ways but the pay is great ! Got a lovely pay packet this month which means going on holiday in July with NO worries about how much to spend makes it that much more enjoyable

What a legendary chap, one of Britain's greatest heroes. Gonna watch it for the next hour so toodle bye for now.

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the he…

To you What you got planned then Mr T

I’m going to be doing the Sahara Desert Challenge to raise money for the Red Cross in April 2006 which will involve me trekking over the worlds biggest desert, larger then the entire United States, a vast of sand and rock swept by raging winds and shifting dunes. The Sahara remains one of the last true areas of wilderness: the hottest, driest, most inhospitable places on earth. In order for me to do this I will have to raise a minimum sponsorship of £1,800 and I have from July 2004 to February 2006 to do raise it, so that’s 8 Months!! This is what i will be doing when i get there... _ The Sahara Desert Challenge 8 – 15th April 2006 Day 1- London…

GUYS DESCRIPTION OF HIS CLAIM CAUSE BEARING IN MIND HE'D DROPPED HIS MOBILE PHONE DOWN THE LOO HE WENT " I JUST UNDONE MY BELT AND IT SLIPPED OUT" HOW I DIDNT HOWL AT HIM IS BEYOND ME WHATS YOUR FUNNIEST THING SOMEONES SAID TO YOU IN ALL INNOCENCE

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I boug…

thats why theres been no posts? no-one better have me on ignore

Whats your best and worst answer phone msgs youve heard The one above is my nightmare one - as if i didnt fcking know you were an answer phone i actually thopught it was the kettle answering My fave one was a guy and he just went "i cant answer the phone at the minute as im in hospital with an angry mole on my knob, please leave a message"

If god made the male who made the females ? must have been the council only they would put a play area next to a shit hole

have you ever had any? or think you could be getting a problem with something (anything)

1. You once used Wella Plum mousse or Sun In in your hair, and you thought it was totally original and stylish 2. You thought blue mascara looked good on EVERYONE 3. You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step 4. You owned or longed for an Adidas three stripe tracksuit 5. You owned a compilation tape with TOP TUNES such as "Mr Vain", "What is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer" on it 6. Hour long debates on who was better? East 17 or Take That? 7. You judged a girl on who she fancied from Take That! Robbie: you were cool, Gary Barlow: you were not! 8. For all you die hard East 17 fans: "Outside it's raining, inside it's wet!" 9.…

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Id like to welcome london based mentalist Lucy Fur to the clubbed up dj agency!!!having been made resident for Frantic, lucy has been dominating the london club scene with her brutal NRG sound.....she's now part of the clubbed up crew which means you gonna start seeing more of her playing up north!!!!!all dj profiles can be found at www.clubbedup.co.uk confirmed dates already - 12th august - the bulldog bash @ long marston 1st oct - clubbed up cancer research fundrasier afterparty

brewing here, anyone else had it?

bloody music is driving me insane i dont even know what it is, some sort of black origin urban jungle stuff (feel the political correctiveness there ) its not english anyway, cross between bangra/jungle/voodoo chanting its soooo loud...there is just NO NEED!!!!!!

To a package of 3 fcking awesome house demos yes luv, was only saying theother day needed some new tunes

happy birthday saw u lurking online so thought id give u ur own post

just dropped by 2 say hiya, glorious day 2 day isnt it, me and bushy have had a major virus on our comp, all fixed now though thank god, we nearly had 2 send them in 2 be wiped clean, im glad its all sorted though, hope everyone is having a wicked weekend, catch ya laterz !!!!

Has been ace - I love the sun sooooooo much Storm was ace Sunday was ace Emergence beer garden was ace and this time next week ill be in Ibiza Im such a happy little minx today (apart from sounding like a man from smoking too much urgh minger!!)

here funny link was done ages ago if i remember rightly but still funny