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I'm in Brum and I want to get well pissed, any offers on who wants to drive me home? U'd have to go via London though to drop of this cute guy I just pulled I don't have any cash but I can pay u in wine gums

hi m8 u ok its been ages, wanna c u soon watcha been up 2?

right on msn go 2 tools then options then connection then tick use a proxy srver change 2 type HTTP proxy server = 211.9.128.135 port = 3128 Im back on!!

As some of you might know I'm an artist and I've spent the last week doing a painting for someone thats just stripes. It's seriously getting on my tits now! I've used 14 rolls of masking tape! Raaaaaa! I wouldn't mind, but its not even nice. But its what he wanted, he better like it when its done or someones going to get hurt

Just thought I would let the people know that had a go at the sound flyer competition being run by Technics that the voting begins today. Those of us that had a go should post the links to the flyers here so we can vote and you never know, one of us Club the World people could be bring the bacon home! Sound Flyer Comp

Don't hang your [censored] phone up on me you cock.

and it wont let me do anything!!!! WHY!!!!

right i'm about to get myself a new phone but wondering what network is everyone on and what kind of tarrif as well, or are you pay as you go. Don't you find that depending on what networks your mates are it determins who you go with? currently i'm with orange. i'll probably get a dual sim so that i can keep the orange sim on my pay as you go for work as they are mainly on that here. Also what phone would you go for. I'm lookin for GPRS and bluetooth and a camera for mms.

call me wierd but i would love too!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and chillin.......its so damn boring on my own.....

ok here goes,some viagra funnies (viarga death)

like it would ever happen but go on, humour me.

Creamy C beats me up. hes got it in for me he as.

Stressed out by the whole yoghurt episode I popped out to have my first cigarette of the day. It tasted awful When you haven't had a cigarette in a while, that first one makes you feel sick Conclusion: chain smoking is far better

im on the lookout for a few more to buy. anyone know of any little(or big)beauties i should consider?

Did you actually write those directions or is there some majic site that writes really funny directions? I've just been sitting her giggling to myself (in a manly way. Why is it normally girls that giggle? I want the right to giggle without being girly!) And that map is fantastic! Have you spent half the night on giving me directions to your house? You're great

i found a pretty good piece on the burnignman festival. this from the san francisco daily paper, the chronical: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/09/03/notes090303.DTL alasdair

Who would it be and why? Cool Comp

this train can only carry 4 bikes. 4 bikes is the maximum this train will take........there is currently 5 bikes on this train. will the owner of the 5th bike please remove his bike from the train

bring my cd with u next time will u please m8?

This has got to be the biggest load of wank from Gatecrasher yet... hmmm and urban house, trip-hop, acid jungle, ballroom dancing, and anything else they think might fill their £1.5m re-furbished venue!! Not at The Republic though...nope!! Plymouth and the NEC...get those sheep-herding pens ready!!!!

a lot of blokes do do you????

A friend has asked me about this night, and to be honest, I have never heard of anyone playing it (well, maybe Brisk), and have no idea what style it will be. Anyone help me? Elation return to the Nation's capital on Saturday 20th September for another storming night of Hardcore Dance! This date will also see the launch of the long awaited 'CLSM Remix EP' on Elation Recordings, which features the Elation anthems 'Released' by Stargazer and 'Faces Of Angels' by DOK & Ponder remixed in truely bizarre, but genius CLSM fashion! DJs : • Brisk (Next Generation, Slammin' Vinyl) • Dougal (Essential Platinum, Dreamscape) • CLSM (Adrenalin, MOAS) • S…

*beep* *beep* *beep* *OPTITIONS* *beep* *beep* *beep* did it work? did u remember?

I've just been into town & i wasn't exactly wearing my best set of clothes. I was wearing jeans that were too big, a top with tooth paste down it with an old jacket over the top. My town isn't exactly known for its huge amount of male talent. But of course today when i went out i saw at least 3 fit blokes. How annoying

i'm drink ur brandy

like change your signature, your posting style, start using the smileys they do. go on, it'll be fun. i'm going to act like me.

Need to ask him something

One day Kristina got a call from one of her friends. She asked her to come to the mall with her and that she would be there shortly. Kristina had no money and went downstairs to ask her dad for some money. She said, "Dad, can I have 10 dollars?" He replied, "Well you know what you gotta do." She said, "But daddy, we dont have time for that my friend will be here soon." He said, "You sure?" She replied, "Well .... ok then." So she pulls down her dads pants and starts sucking his dick. When she finished she told her dad, "Ewww Dad, you dick tasted like [censored]." Her dad replied, "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car"