General Discussion

Happy Birthday mate.

How u doin mate?? Found out when the opening of GK is yet?? I was talking with nina bout u last night, concerned about your welfare in a dodgy arse town like brum. If my old man gets his arse out of the living room for 10 mins tonight i will ring u mate

Fool, I was already for beers saturday. im deeply distressed

will you look at this now that is extensive! ] Imagine the to do list on this one...

What is the biggest tune at the moment? What is the biggest tune of all time? Cool Sound Flyer Comp

was good 2 c u to last night:) clod: hoping ur feeling better. chat to me on msn or sumthin if u need to:) jay: sorry didnt meet u until kicking out time lol. always the soddin way that. also shitter that i didnt reconise u either. but then in my defence u looked well different in cybor than u did @ camden palace last time we met

Where are you my little pumpkin?? xxxxxxxxx

this cant be right!!!! looks like there is a fair bit of mud or summat in it would it be my pipes or a waterboard problem? what do i do? i wanted a bloody bath aswell

What a bunch of power hungry tossers!! I go out am minding my own business and get thrown out when one bouncer starts on me!! Just because I stood my ground, he had to get a number of other bouncers to throw me out!! All of whom appologised for throwing me out, saying he's like that from time to time!! I can't believe that I was minding my own business when this over grown baby starts on me for walking where he didn't like me going!! Why do these tossers get given the right to throw out people they don't like? When I got outside there was a fight going on and they stood back and let it happen, the wankers!!

[not smut] [bothered]

>1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip >your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup >of hot water. An old favorite. > >2. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you [censored] on her >chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) > >3. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and >then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone >else. > >4. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before >you ejaculate, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her >in the back of the head. This giv…

i know what it means, just wonder how many other people are familiar with the phrase

my mates done me a trance cd and right in the middle of it is a cher song, the original not a trancey one, walking in mephis, what was he thinking??

mines the inside of my wrist, whats yours?

Im starting my new job the same week as tidy, so i can't go on the weekend because i can't get time of. If anyone is intrested in my place instead, i haven't paid yet will you get in contact with Majikman and sort it out with him

BONSAI KITTEN

I am thinking of getting sky and want to know what is the best package to go for. Looked on skys website but there are too many packages to look through cos I'm a lazy bastard!!!

Is it a yes or no for when having sex??

Wot's goin on wif da Scouse w/e then dude? And how ya been? Cos I really care.

Come on then which one are ya?!

for tonight

lost my job the day after i got it, well not lost exactly more like walked out on,

does anyone know how to get fast drying nail polish off fabric?? cos this dopey cow just knocked it over on my sofa and i didn't even realise and now its dry

(fill in your own witty line about the SAINTS winning today)

coke cans on your desk. ones been open since yesterday morning, and ones fresh. you pick the wrong one. EwWwWwWwWwWWwW!!!!! [useful post courtesy of phil inc.)

Just incase theres any hibs twats out there heres a wee presie for you's

contacts online and none of them are talking to me they don't love me anymore

i have just successfully managed to flick an elastic band through a partially open window. this was about 15 feet away. with an approx 4 inch triangular opening. thought you might like to know, I'm well chuffed myself.