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If you see this, hope you have a wicked time!! Hope to see you soon!!

i need to make my own wireless network. now

Husband and wife are in hospital after having a baby by cesarian (sp) and the doctor walks in and says... "I've got some bad news and I've got some good news.... The bad news is your baby is ginger...VERY ginger..." "Oh my god...thats awful" said the father..."Whats the good news?" "He died an hour ago" *sorry...I was told that one at work last night*

does anyone want it? sorry this is a wank post but i had to....

honestly man! I dont mean vests.....but sleevless tops

back waxed - yes/no?

cold lonely bed to cuddle my teddy and stop myself from making anymore posts today, cos i doubt much more will make sense without some sleep soon so night all ave a good one

Someone shock me........... I need it after the night I've had, jokes, insults, pics, smutty comments........anytihng!!

willy its such a fantastic word, and not many i know use it these days, god knows why its the best god damned word in the english language, just rolls nicely off the tongue

Just wondering, because the whole point of this site seems to be for billy-no-mates to find other like minded individuals (read: other people that were picked on at school) for "clubbing adventures". Discuss.

I know I haven't.

helloooooooooo

anyone give me some names of worthwhile tracks to get hold of by S D, from kazaa and stuff please...? fankooooo.

And i am so not prepared, haven't had one in months due to being ill and having my operation. dunno if im fully prepared. got my suite out and ironed it, nice clean shoes, C.v note pad to take not'e and a liast of quiestions [censored] im so nervous i don't even know what the job is for, the job centre making me go

yay, i went to my interview today and i got the job i start on monday! thanks to everyone that wished me luck yesterday, it did some good, thanks guys

there doesn't seem to be a lot of ppl online tonight, whats happened to them all?

talk to you all later

please leave their drugs here thanks

just been told that im going storm tonight but iv just caught my cat ripping my one and only dummy to shreds there is no shops near me that i can get one from and i hate those flashing things they sell in there

Bloody wicked CD mate! Played it twice on the way back home yesterday, nearly crashed while 'dancing' in the car! Very impressed indeed PS If you get a spare minute, have you got a tracklist for it? hehe

a little ryme 4 u ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE: Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the [censored]'s he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty r…

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK: 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK 12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT 13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS 14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER …

... what's been happening on't ctw fer' the past two weeks that i've not been around?

this is your post people, say what you want about issues regarding signum, ideas, tales both happy and sad, memories - anything! For you, loyal signumers

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. Shopping is not sport. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. You have enough clothes. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 11. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad pr…

Just so you know.... your a go for it this week chick!!

hey chick how u doin?? wot u up 2 this weekend?

Cant wait till tomo, im goin to c lee haslam o.k he may not b da best but he plays good tunes im gunna get completely mash up lol. Any how is everyone my side hurts i kinda got pissed last night and fell back wards off da bed and wacked into the corner of a draw OUCH......

did anyone ever tell you that your a cunt ? its been ages since i used CTW....i come back back and look what youve done.....