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just been told that im going storm tonight but iv just caught my cat ripping my one and only dummy to shreds there is no shops near me that i can get one from and i hate those flashing things they sell in there

Bloody wicked CD mate! Played it twice on the way back home yesterday, nearly crashed while 'dancing' in the car! Very impressed indeed PS If you get a spare minute, have you got a tracklist for it? hehe

a little ryme 4 u ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE: Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the [censored]'s he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty r…

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK: 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK 12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT 13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS 14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER …

... what's been happening on't ctw fer' the past two weeks that i've not been around?

this is your post people, say what you want about issues regarding signum, ideas, tales both happy and sad, memories - anything! For you, loyal signumers

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. Shopping is not sport. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. You have enough clothes. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 11. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad pr…

Just so you know.... your a go for it this week chick!!

hey chick how u doin?? wot u up 2 this weekend?

Cant wait till tomo, im goin to c lee haslam o.k he may not b da best but he plays good tunes im gunna get completely mash up lol. Any how is everyone my side hurts i kinda got pissed last night and fell back wards off da bed and wacked into the corner of a draw OUCH......

did anyone ever tell you that your a cunt ? its been ages since i used CTW....i come back back and look what youve done.....

Spot the Cunt ... Moo. Kether Happy - Daredevil Tony's twin brother.

Instead I'm going to talk about literature. Who's your favourite author? I'm quite partial to Bernard Cornwell at the moment for his novel interpretations of the Arthurian Legends.

LOL were they listening in???

everyone loves recieving it but....... do you love giving it? i do, gives you a buzz when you know they are enjoying it!

Would you ever do this?? and before you ask NO IM HAVE NOT BEEN OFFERED. lol. I defo would..im sorry but if glazby said, jilly the only way your getting to work as an events planner in the vicious offices is to sit on my cock (i have such a lovely vocabulary (sp) ) i would happy oblige.LOL. Even if it was an office job, if my boss turned round (he has to be sexy) i would do it. Has anyone slept with folk in work they shouldnt have Theres a guy in my new job who is a teacher thru the day and he also looks like nick sentence..im thinking role play here...lol. tee hee hee so whats the views on it??

hiya! just wanted to say special thanks to everyone on me list (if i miss out anyone its not cause your not important its just cause my heads still a bit ) Tara - thanks so much for letting me stay at your house, your a totally top chick and had an ace weekend with you lots of gossip for you! Mr Happy - Awwwwwwwwww your such a wee gem, dont let anyone tell you different (even tho you were completly drunk on monday it was funny trying to find you!) Bukey - All i can say is your a totally top bloke cant wait to get mashed with ya again! Doobs - Wrong wrong wrong, sometime we will jump into bukeys phone lol Maria - Girls night out sooooo soon, rap…

You could argue this has been done before, it has but no one wants to be honest. This post will show honesty, all OT posts will be deleted until we get some answers. NOW BE HONEST ........ The List so far: Rascal wants to bang Capn Jack, Lee Harris and Chris Hawkes Mitz wants to bang CreamyC Fish wants to bang Andy Whitby, Mr Moo, Joe Drawb, Phil B, Colin 66, Capn Jack Lee_Harris wants to bang Claire_DC, Mistress Hoover, rascal and Fish LiamStyles wants to bang Fish Capn Jack wants to bang Rascal, MItz, Fish, Pepsi, ClaireDC and Mistress Hoover Captain Cunted wants to bang Pepsi, Tara, Soph, Fish Tara wants to bang Captain Cunted Mr Ginge …

THE CREATION OF A PUSSY Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, the lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sa…

***The Top 10 Men*** 1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes" 2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em" 8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the b…

it always seems to happen....when you can't have something you really get a craving for it i really fancy a suppose i'll get used to it eventually

That new avatar is a bit scary

now then what ya up to? its late innit?

Well is it???

guys i dont have the net any more cos i have moved now so plese e mail me if people need me or pm as i wont be posting any more cos i dont have time! havent been on here for a week now and i cant be arsed to catch up with the posts!!!! my e mail is sophie@hotmail.com or phone me! most people have my numbers!!! soph x

up your ass

slating things you can wear in clubs. shoes. are they crap or what?

You leave my Shenlong alone.. We were watching a movie last nite..lol.. Go find your own... btw I am just playing so no get mad at me...