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I dont like marmite but I like the crisps infact I love them

Hope you're not offended mate but I think you're spitting image. Fancy lending me Joey for an evening?

Chris - Only had 2 pictures myself of you in... As requested though, here they are... (If you want them in the fuller, hi-res quality too, lemme know).

WHAT A TOP BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND! I know it's a bit late and we are heading into a new weekend but I have started my new job and didn't want to take the piss...but the world of advertising is great and I'm having a wicked time!! It was cool to meet up on Saturday and Sunday, and everyone I met (too many names to mention). Wildchild was brilliant as usual and memory is a bit blurred. My god did I feel the come down on my first day at my new job...never ever doing that one again!! Miss Diddy...what happened to you???

I turned my mobile off so no1 can catch me. No-one is home but the front door is open incase my dad pops home, soooooo im not expecting anyone. I shut my bedroom door INCASE anyone comes up. I thought I locked my door, alas...... I didn't. Wheeeeeey! In comes my brother and his army of 2 boisterous (sp) kiddies ! NOW IV LOST CONCENTRATION AND HAVE STOPPED RECORDING

If your parents were that rich do you reckon you'd be that much of a twat? I bloody hope I wouldn't be but money does strange stuff to people.

I hope so..

After the recent changing sizes of member avatars on here it has been decided new rules will come into place. After some disgraceful pictures being added to member avatars a new system will come into effect as of Monday 1st September. From then on members will have to wait for their avatars to be accepted first, we have had double the amount of complaints from potential new members about existing members pictures, the recent changes co-incides with the size change and the fault has been pinpointed at the following people; Kether, PhilB, Luu Luu, Tara, Capn Jack and tidy tart. Those members named need to change their avatars back to something unoffensive to the naked ey…

its all blurry and i can't work out how to cut my pic size so it fits properly god i hate my comp

Some of you may remember that I was around last week with a mention of a competition being run by Technics to win a set of Mk5 1210's. Well the voting starts on Monday for the first set so I'm trying to find out how many people have had a go? If you have made an entry why don't you post either the link to your mix or your DJ name and mix title so we can go and have a listen. For those of you who haven’t heard of this before now it's quite simple. All you have to do is put together what they are calling a sound flyer by mixing samples. The flyers are then saved on the site and are voted for each month with the winner picking up the decks and I th…

u going to EQ on 6th sept?

remember these...?

I don't feel very well, my tummy is poorly & i'm back on the pain killers again l daren't watch neighbours in case i start crying, this is bad, i'm never like this!! l'm getting stressed with some uni work i'm trying to do, & when i get stressed my tummy gets worse. argh!!!!! l don't want your sympathy, because i know i won't get it, i want your comedy. Some body make me laugh.....please

serious question here. she made me an offer just now and i don't know whether to take her up on it.

It appears after recieving a PM from a member on here that there is an 'anon' user printing off threads from this message board. Because we dont know what posts are being printed off it is impotant that whatever you say - mainly in the drugs forum - (or drugs related posts in any other forums, ie Random Bollox) is kept within the drugs guidelines set out by Fintbeast and Don. Please be aware of this.

The challenge. To post a picture of something that is just wrong. I'll say it before we start, please don't post any pictures of Creamy... It's too obvious, and no-one would be able to follow that. I mean, it would be like Lisa Lashes trying to follow Strange Dave/Andy Farley playing a hard as fook set. I'll start....

Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin and very inexperienced around men. So, on her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. 'Don't worry Maria,' says the mother. 'Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.' So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.' 'Don't worry, Maria,' says his mother. 'All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.' So up she went again. When …

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. The man on the 3rd floor does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says," What the [censored] is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!" The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm…

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, smiles as she passes, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies "No; what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man happily continues to explore…

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich." The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. Hhe says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?" "Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!" The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton. A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." A…

Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker." The boss says, "What's that?" Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy." The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me." They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy." The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit." Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."

A bloke is walking down the road when he sees a wrinkly old guy in a rocking chair on his porch. The old man has got this beaming grin across his face and looks very content. Curious, the youngster goes over to the old man and asks what his secret is to have lived such a long and happy life. The old man turns around and says "Well, I get up have a few spliffs. Crack open a bottle of whisky...thats gone by the end of breakfast. Then I pop a few pills. Maybe a few more spliffs, I'm also partial to the odd bong. Then out comes the bags of coke. That'll take me through to the early afternoon when I'll open another bottle of whisky and come and sit on the porch" "[censored] …

went on some sites and found out info bout this top tv programme of the80's. unfortunately the ditz i am i forgot to het the addy. but... i did save a bit of info if u wanna take a peek... It's a story of friendship, courage, adventure, and danger as three children - Estaban, Zia and Tao accompanied by Spanish Navigator Mendoza and his sailors Pedro and Sancho, go on a search for the legendary Mysterious Cities of Gold. The original story was based loosely on Scott O Dells book The Kings Fifth and was made into a 39 part epic cartoon series in 1982. Since then, the series has become cult viewing all over the world with millions of fans. The story…

R u gettin paid extra for this?

does anyone know any good ones?? prefferably O2 but if any others are free minutes to any network then thats cool. not 3g though, lovely phones but im not sure i culd carry one around all day

any other words ur tryin to ban?

especially sitting in the cafe chill out area, great fun