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[censored] brilliant mate! Ive not laffed this much in ages!

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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered to be mentally stable. When he went to tell him the news, he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of an…

have got bigger and blurrier?

Quality ... http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

a slap in the face?

can't find my good luck charm, omg i'm soooo not gonna get this job without it, need help.

I have your avatar on my computer, Rick sent me all the pics he took after my birthday at Convergence in January. Did I meet you?

did manc meet up actually happen?

HANDBAGS BABY, YEAH ! ! !

funny or just offensive (the phrase)...

Spot the difference DareDevil Tony --------------- Mr Happy

Do you have a website with all your wildchild snaps on or are they going on here?

What was your fave Raggy Doll? Princess | Lucy | HiFi | Dotty | Claude | Back to Front | Sad Sack ?? lol..sorry bored and thought this might amuse me... L x

what did u think?

add this to ur ctw comments about u: 'an absolute star '

..it weighs 10 tun but it's all ready to be aired off to Ibiza

As promised... Lemme know if you want the full quality pix too.

When i was picking my stuff up to leave the picnic on Saturday, i found some make-up. Its a Maybelline foundation, does it belong to anyone? any takers.......?

My lips are still looking pretty rough from Wildchild. I look like I've been in a fight... I don't know what is worse to tell my work colleagues, that or that I chewed them to bits whilst clubbing

Nice to meet you over the weekend mate, glad you had a good one. Did you manage to meet up with Gilly in Victoria in the end and did Happy sober up in the end?

posting in the smut forum anymore? im having withdrawal symptoms and i cant think of owt exciting to post

Just thought I'd say that I've just arrived home after a great weekend... Leaving the house at 11am Friday morning some of the highlights included... - Going out for drinkies in Leicester Square on Friday... With fun supplied by things such as stealing each others drinks and plopping coins in each others drinks... Next thing I know it was 5am on Saturday morning.... - The Hyde Park meet!!! What a fantastic day! Great to meet loadsa new CTW peeps, and have the crack with those that I'd met before... Losing three hours on what should have been a half hour journey was funny (in hindsight) now. Ending up with 6 people in my hotel room at one point Saturday nigh…

was sposed to be working but im not now! all my mates are going away for the weekend and i cant cus im working on sat night iv been asked to go pictures to see american pie 3 with a bloke, but im not really a pictures kinda gal.... i like summat a bit more exciting! what can i do??????

click here to see CTW V's Smile night on harderfaster.net

Purely because Im a lazy arse and don't fancy a potential double round trip all the way there under threatening rainclouds,what forms of ID do I need to join? With the dark nights closing in,I think its about time I stopped denying myself the cinematic delights of classics such as 'dude,where's my car?' and 'Don't tell mom,the babysitters dead!'. Thanking you.

Hows the bathroom going? lol

Amazing