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The Difference between prison and work Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer. IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. A…

Whose would yours be? mine would be martin shaw or sean connery but given the choice out of anyone it would have to be gary liniker

Well who you got your money on too win then?? im hoping for Fran & Jayne I think Paukl Danan has just proved he is a cock of the highest order. Lee is cool & I really hope he gets it on with Abi, as they do suit each other & she has warmed on me since she hit off with him. She kinda calmed down abit if you know what I mean I think Beccy & Nikki should get in on & play hair dressers & fart happily together. & Liz should get out & call Calum up & Bella should blow Paul off big time after teasing him....

this ignore feature does it even igrore the persons posts , not that I want to use it

was out cutting the hedge and had the music on i inside the house. teatime the suns out, other ppl are having bbq`s, laughing and screaming and what eva normal`s do. i turned the tunes up a tad, and i have police round, WTF. had complaints about the music being too loud, neighbours piss me rite off. im detached too, i was so mad i was shaking with temper.

(permitting of course) what ya dewin for ya dad? I'm going to turn up and say hi

(stolen from mujao shhh) 1. Clubbers can dance to the sound of a car alarm and still look cool. 2. Clubbers always choose 'E' on multiple choice questions 3. Clubbers are always good at playing 'guess what he's on' 4. Clubbers hug EVERYONE 5. Clubbers know how to sm:)e 6. Clubbers helped ADIDAS through the lean years. 7. Clubbers dont make plans to meet their friends, their friends are already there! 8. Clubbers get the most mileage out of their shoes 9. Clubbers go home when everyone else is going to work. 10. Clubbers always have chewing gum 11. Clubbers favourite animals are horses. …

been out & spent a small fortune on sun loungers & a hoooooje pool for the kids (i might give birth in it) but its too hot to enjoy it.......iv only sat out for 20 mins & i swole up & went all freckley, i hate freckles

1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is. 2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest dance move around!!! 3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight someone and you honestly believe that you could do it too. 4. In your last trip to the toilet you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago. 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo muc…

hows u all? just booking ibeeeefa good weekend had i hope

21 nooooooooooo way!!! Dunno why but I always thought you were a tad older ... well happy 21st Mr

just a quick hello everyone not been online much recently cos of exams, but now they are over as of yesterday! (and i have the hangover to prove it) what's new? who's going to global this year? hope to see you out soon

twill be my b'day celebrations (along with danis as well)

6:25 I got to work this morning, and now it's almost finishing time ? Where the HELL has today gone ? Scarey as fook

Men donate sperm and get paid for it Ive just rang up to find out about donating eggs and apparently its illegal to pay for them thats just not right i thought i was on to a right little earner

f you aint at emergence tomoz, or today as it now is, i'll see my arse!!!!!! sorry for the late notice!

Qbert 'DIY Volume 1: Scratching' Fucking immense dvd - had never really tried scratching before and bought a copy of this to help me learn... have had it for about 3 days now, and its unreal how quickly you can pick things up from it Im obviously a long way from being a 'competant' scratcher, but I certainly seem to have mastered the basic scratches already enough to make basic combos from them Its quality because with each scratch, qbert talks you through what happens, then does the scratch, then does it slowly whilst talking through it and then 'jams' with you ie, scratches for 16 beats, then does nothing for 16 beats (so you can emulate what he did) an…

During the next several weeks be VERY cautious about opening or launching any e-mails that refer to the World Trade Center or 9/11 in any way, regardless of who sent it. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, "WTC" STANDS FOR THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. REALLY DANGEROUS BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL OPEN IT RIGHT AWAY, THINKING ITS A STORY RELATING TO 9/11! BIG TROUBLE !!!! DO NOT OPEN "WTC Survivor" It is a virus that will erase your whole "C" drive.. It will come to you in the form of an E-Mail from a familiar person. I repeat, a friend sent it to me, but called and warned me before I opened it. He was not so lucky and now he can't even start his computer! So, if you receive an emai…

happy birthday chick hae a good one and i promise to sort the flyers out i have no money for stamps atm as paid a lot out this week so i didnt have to for couple of weeks wen away at me old dears

Very Very Soon Then Tartie Pants will be back with her annoying chitter chatter Got a Pooter but no bloody tint ernet hope to see you all soon xxxxxxxx

Out of the blue & The Gathering will be running a Cancer research charity event on June 24 @ Club North so for every person that downlaods this mix i will donate 50p to Cancer Research Uk (i can view the how many times its been downloaded) Download // Stream Tiesto - Forever Today Firewall - Killimanjaro Scott Bond Vs Solar Stone - Naked Angel Paul Van Dyk - Crush Tiesto - In My Memory (V-One Remix) Love Fist - Hanging on (E-Craig Remix) St John Vs Locust - Mind Circles (Perry O'Niel Remix) The Thrillseekers - Synaesthesia (2004 remake) Above & Beyond - No one on earth - (Gabriel & Dresdon Remix) Jas Van Houten - Loco Love Dj Air …

off to sit in garden now catch a couple hours sun then im goin for a meal ooooooooooo then back to work tonight hope ya all take it easy and ill be back again soooonn

Mrs Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty. The Father said, "Top o' the morning' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?" She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father." The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?" She replied, "No, not yet Father." The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband." She replied, "Oh, thank ye Father." They parted ways and some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now Mrs Donovan, how are ye these days?" She replied, "Oh, very well Father." The Father asked, "…

Grrr it's bloody horrid Anyone else suffering??

anyone got any?

I'm Just opened the envelope >>> Thanks though

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shay wants to watch nothing but the bloody horses and i find it extremely boring well considering we have been in bed all morning he has missed the cartoons had a bad night with him bein sick again he finally wanted to sleep at half 10, and its times like these im glad im a clubber and used to staying up all night ive jus give him some toast cos i cant refuse him food all day jus hope that doesnt make him be sick again