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nice one for arranging the picnic so well - for some reason i believed you when you told me on the phone only 2 people had turned up - was amazed to see such a wicked turnout - this was a milestone for us and sets the path & direction for the future, for certain...

ello oh my god its a small world! one of my best mates in the world and a lad i have grown up with all my life turns out to be a good mate of yours and morgans!!! i havnt seen him for a while and i saw him last night n we started talking about toast,gg and addiction and i was asking if he knew andy and asa etc, then he sed that he had helped i the running of toast for a bit wif morgan and asked if i knew him and u, (well ive met morgan once at toast but i aint met u have i?) ANYWAY i just had to post this cos we both found it quite amazing, so this mate of ours is...................... JAMES MALLEN

You know when u are having one of those days and u just feel like a good [censored] will help u get rid of your stress and help u relax??!?!?!? well im in one of those moods! Mind u the thought of a nice hug also sounds nice too, im iun such an indisicive (sp) mood!!! Just gimme them both then ill be happy

Im guessin the others havent realised CTW is back up I feel lonely................

Who's had one and who wants one?? Ive had one..two guys in ibiza...pulled them with the most cheesiest chat up line that i thought would NEVER work... imagine the scene, es paradis me on a podieum and spots two fit guys and i start to smile.. .they come across then i say 'come as a pair? no you will do? and they turn round and say well we would actually so then i had the most amazing time ever but no dp thats wrong .... mmmmm mark and matthew Next one is girl and guy then fook nows after that its on my 'to do' list this year

alright fellas ok do u know when we went to manchester last month when i drove? WELL what was the tune we were listening to on the way there in the car? i know there was a few but it was on Asas cd then he played it at addiction, when he stood up on the DJ booth and possibly toast i cant quite remember! It was dead bouncy n bubbly n had cool vocals and i reaaly cant remember what it was n i want it!I WANT IT NOW!!! fank u see u both soon xxx

Whats smells of [censored] and sounds like a bell? your gonna love this...... wait for it.... DUNG!!

What is the best club in the country? What is the best club in the world? Cool Competition at www.technics1210.com

just for you!!

A British tourist touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied,"Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The tourist, though momentarily daunted, said "What the hell. I'm on holiday! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied," I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning…

Me little house mate hannah banana has booked to fly to ibiza on the 3rd of september wit a group of the friendliest ppl in the world. Its all paid for but now that she is moving she can't afford to go, if ne1 is interested in goin in her place she doesn't even want the same price as what she paid for it (altho it may be nice) PM me and i'll give u her numba. A cheap holiday for two weeks in ibiza with the northwich crew- U won't know wot hit u

You know when you've been shaggin, then it's all over and u lie there gettin ur breath back (!)... and then comes the moment when u no you've gotta move and all the gizz is gonna go runnin down ur legs...? What's the answer?! I've tried everythin from gizz-wods (lettin it all soak into a load of tissue!) to just kneelin over a towel for half an hour after sex! But it's a pretty unattractive situation! Argh! What to do?!?!

This is WICKED http://home.insightbb.com/~xtant1/ascii-matrix.html

REALLY REALLY sorry matey that Maria and I failed to turn up in the end to the skiing - espec. after booking it ! doh! We honestly just couldnt physically make it out of bed - especially after finding out the time was gone 2 by the time we woke up ! not appy hope you had a great time on the slopes though dude. me and Kev will hopefully see you very soon anyway

parnoid as fooked, thinghs people r in the bushes and people are after her and is hallocitnating like a girl so [censored] funny

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I have no idea wot to wear 2moro- i am so tempted to dress up as a fairy but feel i will look a dick

I was talking to "moose" at Wildchild lol She came up to me and said "hey you know me don't you ?" I was like..."Your Lisa's mate ?". When I seen her there, I thought you were going to be close by !

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Been looking forward to this for weeks, but it seems that everyone has been dropping out, but I thought at least my friend from York was going, and it would be good to see her again, but now she can't go, so I've decided not too bother... I'm so not happy

strangled when havin sex??? not to the extent of injury or death!! i have and found it really nice i got a real buzz from it!!

3 vampires walk into a bar first one orders a pint of blood barman serves him second one orders a glass of blood wine barman serves him third one orders a cup of hot water barman says ur a vampire why do u want hot water? vampire pulls out a used tampon and says im makin a cup of tea

Got these in a email... thought was funny

i want some marmite on toast sooooo badly!!! with peanut butter and cheese!!! im not avin a baby just cherrys made me want it!!!

..at this time if night. Can't be bad can it. GET YOUR ARSES REGISTERED !

was a few weeks back, but not many ppl seem to have found the link http://www.clubtheworld.uk/publish/20030802_Atomic_Energy.shtml Atomic Energy @ the EQ warehouse, techno/psy night. happens again in oct sometime i think. will get details...

That Crocodile hunter guy, how the fuk is this guy still alive??

My pics will be up soon but this is a sneak preview - was well happy with this piccy with BK A legend ! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/images/TOMO/DSC04476.JPG