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strangled when havin sex??? not to the extent of injury or death!! i have and found it really nice i got a real buzz from it!!

3 vampires walk into a bar first one orders a pint of blood barman serves him second one orders a glass of blood wine barman serves him third one orders a cup of hot water barman says ur a vampire why do u want hot water? vampire pulls out a used tampon and says im makin a cup of tea

Got these in a email... thought was funny

i want some marmite on toast sooooo badly!!! with peanut butter and cheese!!! im not avin a baby just cherrys made me want it!!!

..at this time if night. Can't be bad can it. GET YOUR ARSES REGISTERED !

was a few weeks back, but not many ppl seem to have found the link http://www.clubtheworld.uk/publish/20030802_Atomic_Energy.shtml Atomic Energy @ the EQ warehouse, techno/psy night. happens again in oct sometime i think. will get details...

That Crocodile hunter guy, how the fuk is this guy still alive??

My pics will be up soon but this is a sneak preview - was well happy with this piccy with BK A legend ! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/images/TOMO/DSC04476.JPG

so what u all got planned for today???

and verry pissed! this weekends been bazzare! my house has nearly burnt down , i [censored] of a girl, and i met a new bloke i had a constant hagover and tommorrow i have to move rooms! this makes no sence m verry ppissed so judt ignore me or laiugh

Anyone in London today and wanna meet ahead of the P&P/Wildchild meets? At the minute there's me, Mod1, Helen and Tommy sitting in Piccadilly Circus Burger King....

I need it ASAP.

could someone please pass this message onto him seen as he hasnt been online for a while...thanx the kitten is ready, give us a call/txt or get online louise 07751640586 thank you

I'm off now... I'll see those of you going in London...

Would it be possible to borrow someone's puter at some point over the weekend, to pull off the pictures from my camera? I've only got 80Mb of memory for my pics, and I should guess I'd have used that by the end of Smile at the very, very latest... So would be good to pull them off, and start with a fresh slate for Sunday... Much appreciation for anyone that can help me in this small task!

my life is finally gettin better!!! i just wanna say a huge 2 all the peeps who ave helped me out these past few weeks/months!! today is the first day of my new life!! im feelin loads better just b in away from the hassle of up north and c in moo again!! again luv tart xx(",)xx

whos with me!

ello! my computer has been broke all week but i've had it fixed and now i'm back so what have i missed in a week of the life of ctw? Any news/gossip/partnerships/scandals i need to know about?

http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?ID=6719&type=3&page=1 YUK YUK YUK!!!

Toast Manchester @ The Attic, Oxford Road, Manchester. Fortnightly Saturday's. 1-8pm. £2 B4 4pm £3 after. Stamp on entry allows you to come and go as you please! 30th August: Manchester Vs Birmingham Room 1: Barry Diston (Fidget, Sundissential) Alex Kidd (Goodgreef) Zippy (Afterssential) Morgan (Toast, Addiction) Madness Brothers (Inerst8) Nice Guy Danny (Inerst8, Afterssential) Room 2: www.skiddle.com 2nd Birthday celebrations. 8th November 2003: Morgan (Toast, Addiction, Shaft, Instinct) Nik Denton (Toolbox Recordings) Col The Medik (Shaft, Afterssential, Toast) Mark H (Shaft, Toast, Inukshuk, Dropzone) …

My dissertation...whilst everyone i know is out enjoying either creamfields or tribal warehouse and then tidyssential tomoz! What makes it worse is i keep getting ophonecalls telling me how feckin good both events are tonight! Gutted. Can i have some sympathy? Please pwetty please.

gettin pissed on cheapo wine!!! anyone got a brown bag i can borrow???

Im going to the dam soonish,so after all that trapsing round the van gough musuem, clog dacing and windmill tours I shall be needing somewhere to rest my weary head. So can anyone reccomend a decent hotel over there,which is quite handy for all the(cough) local ammenities? Thanking you.

and none of you can spoil it so everything is going my way for once! i could just hug everyone and i will do tomorrow (whoevers at tidyssential)

hey up missus, howdya find north gathering, me i had a ball myself! was trasheddddd!!! was dead nice to see yourself, also nice to see mr toast out to play! bergs set at the end was stomping!! well i know ur moving to gary's soon, will be down for parlez vous with ya all!!! my number is 07903582898 post urs on here so we can arrange to go out and frog our pennies away on beer! take care missy! luv lil rachx

Has Creamy got too much time on his hands?Yes - sad twatYes - 23967 posts illustrates thatYes - I wish he would piss off and do some work.

Was talking to a mate at work today about watersports, and just wondered if anyone on here liked it? My mate was dead against it, but I don't think its that bad?