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Hello everyone, greeting from beautiful Ireland, here visiting my mum and seven brothers and three sisters......so if any of you give me any grief i'll call one of my brothers. I really miss my Maria and of course my newly adopted daughter hope you are all being nice to them You really need to visit this place it really is lovely and friendly you will love it here. See you all soon and to all of you that are going to Ibiza have a wonderful time but above all take care

Is Scream a raving fag end ?Yes. He craves for some bum lovingYes, he looks like oneYes. YOUR VOTE COUNTS.

Well peeps it's my last day at my old job and I don't think I will have the opportunity to spend as much time as I have done on here at my new job. So as of 5.30pm tonight it could be a little quiet from me Looking forward to tomorrow though (are we still going to Hyde Park with the weather???) and Wildchild...Bring it on!!! Cx

well im going to polysexual on sunday which looks phat and a wkd line up to boot

tara is there any chance you can get me in cheep to wild child? i gotta work on monday so i cant stay all night but if i came i could stay till about 3 only thing is i cant afford a full price ticket and i just thought i would ask! lol!!!

OK you know Lori in Neighbours...? How she had that STI test coz she had unprotected sex, and wanted to check she was all ok...? Good girl, I hear you say. But NO! It's totally unrealistic! Had she only just had unprotected sex they would've made her wait at least a month to do an HIV test, as the signs only begin to show after that amount of time (minimum!)... anyway, it's Neighbours, so it doesn't really matter - at least they're raising awareness. But what gets me is that she now thinks she's preggers because she's on antibiotics while she's on the pill, and reckons she didn't know it would de-activate the contraceptive effects...? Hm, Aussie doctors doing a [censored]…

u lying little toe rag i have a feeling that u will make a stupendous recovery

girls chests being used as avatars. nowt wrong. but we blokes don't use pics of our todgers

IS that u that signs into MSN with the name lou lou and then goes off immediately?

Its in Atherstone - which is in the Midlands (not to far from Brum) plays hard house n Trance and every last Sat of the month is funky house. I havnt been yet myself - but it promises to do for Atherstone what Passion did for Coalville. Confirmed djs that I can remember are Andy Farley and the Tidy Boys! Just thought I would let you all know!

bet no-one saw this post coming but its an extended weekend more reason to get wasted or more time time to recover which poor sods aint going out this weekend........this is going out to you, ha ha [censored] ha!

hello chick, you still going on sunday? are you going cyber?.............. dont know what to wear please help...............

i was watchin a film late sunday nite cos i couldnt sleep and in it this story was told and i thought it was quite strange and funny also if your in a room with no windows or doors and just a wooden table in the middle how do you get away you rub the table with your finger till your finger gets sore you saw the table in half you take the 2 halves and put them together to make a whole you put the whole on the wall you climb out you scream till your voice is hoarse you jump on the hoarse and you ride away bit mad but pretty unique

..at cashpoints in Ibiza ?

Please delete that pic......................

alrighty, implanning on going to Riot \ WildChild on sunday but i can't be arsed to travel back afterwards. do any of you know a cheap B&B around the area where wildchild will be held. If you could help peeps, would be a great help. cheers

Hope You Have A Good Day Hun *mwah*

what are you doing?????

Bloody Auditors A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the Inland Revenue, excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when is assignment was to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi. "Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save…

> > > Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. > > > > > > They pass each other. > > > > > > Woman yells out window, "P I G !" > > > > > > Man yells out window, "B * T C H" > > > > > > Man rounds next curve. > > > > > > Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road. > > > > > > > > > Thought For The Day: If only men would listen (to women).

disappeared.. yay we had a fight, and rather than me being kicked out, they just left, this was like a day ago and they've not come back

Okay, so my mum has a home catalogue (Littlewoods).... She orders a pair of trainers for my neice... They arrive, and with them is a small supplemental entertainment catalogue... This smaller catalogue to the main one has TVs, hifis, DVDs, minidiscs, mobile phones, computers, camcorders and.... Technics 1210s. Oh, and a Technics SH EX1200 mixer. WTF? Next we'll be able to buy strobe lighting from the newsagents....

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i joined faceparty over the weekend and just checked my pm's. Some guy has sent this ---------------------------------------------------------- Hi My name is Jeff and I am an amateur photographer from Edinburgh. I am always looking for interesting people to photograph and would love to talk to you more about modelling for me. You can see some of my previous work at http://photos.yahoo.com/jeff_kickbox ing http://www.onemodelplace. com/photographer_list.cfm?P_ID =33938 My email address is j_edinburgh2002@hotmail.com hope to hear from you soon if you like my previous work (I have lingerie work too which I haven't posted on the web) …

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