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hi babe i just listened to your answer phone message and i had to save it!! ketamised out of my twweeeeeee brilliant..your a legend! Roll on the weekend, you will be in a tree house! Give me a wee bell on friday xXx

am well scared need all the luck i can get any will b very much appreciated

no underwear allowed!

The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was w*nking. "Oh my", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry Your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and h…

how comes you look about 12 in your new avatar???

Wots the worst bodily smell u av eva experienced and wot did u do to get rid of it? i.e. ur boyfried had a cheesy cock so u had a shower wit him to clean it urself etc...

shall i bring it with me to hyde park nxt weekend??

All of u who are currently at uni wot are the most important items to take with u? I am currently buying bits of stuff but finding it hard to decide on the essentials.

Need hugs...my poor car was involved in an accident last night. My flat mate has been borrowing it for work and she was driving it at the time. She is ok and not hurt but my poor car doesn't look very good anymore. Needs a new radiator, bonnet, bumper, lights and a few other bits. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad no one was hurt and it wasn't Claire's fault but seeing your car hurt so is upsetting.

Big E has now put up his Serious review from last Saturday up - and it's ACE! So good that the Serious people posted it up on their own message board! Nice one Ian !!!

What time are people planning on being in Hyde Park until? I am meeting up with people in London later on (about 10pm), and am just trying to make plans.

Played the computer game? Now do it for real. The Real Getaway

This summer has been mental....since meeting Sparky I think we have gone out clubbing pretty much Friday and Saturday and then after-parties of some description every weekend since Easter. It has got to the point that Monday mornings are spent organising the weekend and my career is going down the pan fast. Discussion groups like CTW, SeriousWorld and HarderFaster are basically taking ALL of my concentration....and I am being far too weak willed to deal with it. Got to concentrate....got to focus...but how? Stopping smoking this week really isn't helping my concentration....now all I want to do is sleep, eat and read CTW. I thought I'd be complet…

...and all i can think of is "Cafe del mar"!!!!! Went to a bar last night n this was playing n now i cant get it out of my head!!! Looks like im just gonna be dancing around the exam room in....oooo....2 hours

I just realised I forgot to eat last night This jacket potato with tuna & coleslaw tastes a fillion times better than normal. that is all.

I am crying with laughter http://www.lasperas.se/swforum/pop_idols.mpg

I don't know if its always been there, or its recently been put in or I mite be hallucinating. I think it mite lead to John Malcoviches head though

My arse is getting really sore coz the one I got is too fookin hard. I got a big bruise on my thigh aswell.

this is you.. my stomping bud!!!

SUCKS.................

M&S, £20 . the RIGHT PRICE (that well-known brand Blue Harbour Jeans) has this post been codshityes, the board was better beforeno, it's enriched my life

Mine seems to being a right royal pain today- million times slower than normal and loads of pages not loading Anyone else having bother as its beginning to do my head in

I haven't been around much recently (apart from making the odd sarcastic post). And everyone seems to have got to know each other a lot better over the last 3-4 months. So please by nice to me and talk to me. Blink (having a bad week, and probably an attack of midweek paranoia!! )

Whats hot this weekend.....? I'm still undecided.... Anyone know anything decent going on this weekend?

im getting so stressed.......its been 36 hours since my last ciggie!!!! im begining to loose the will to live. had a real shite day, and could really do with one....cant go out to get any cus the kids are asleep! been out all day but kept forgetting to buy some, iv got the munchies and this is the time that i need them the most, otherwise i eat till i pop! aaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh