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BeBe 20/08/2003 14:47 Replying/Deleting a private message

I know a Russian cosmonaught did it recently...but via video phone or whatever it was...so I thought I'd give it a go. Me and Pepsi are now happily married.

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Scotsman, irishman and a scouser sat at the bar and in walks Jesus, jesus walks over to them all recognising they need healing. He turns to the Scotsman, 'you are blind' 'yes says the scotsman, who are you?' 'I am Jesus, i am here to help you' and then Jesus smothers his Hands over the Scotsmans eyes, and shazam the scotsman can see......... Then the Irishman, gets his turn, and reads Jesus' lips, jesus then puts his hands on paddy's ears and speaks to him 'for now you can hear my son' the irishman yelss and goes running home to tell his family. Jesus turns to the scouser and is cut short as the scouser says 'you stay the [censored] away from me la…

GIRL'S DIARY FRIDAY 21st June 2002. Saw John in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but …

Now i know most lads like porn obviously, but what do u lasses think of it? I think sum is just plain funny, i watched one the other week with my mates and i swear and episode of sex in the city was more hardcore! However i think its well horny when u watchin a good porn with a fella u want get some ides then try em out

was it you that was taking photos at godskitchen NEC back in april (long before i was a member but was with neon and dani) if so have you got any, cus i lost all mine when i had the virus

Did u just ring rik?? sorry mate he clued out and didnt know who you were. i think hes gonna give u a bell back mate

I need somewhere to stay in Birmingham for 2 weeks, can anyone help me out?? I am willing to pay £200 for the two weeks... I have a room after the two weeks, but have to start my new job on monday and am stuck until I move in?

im that bored that im swinging around on my chair! phils doing his usual crappy posts.....(so am i now) even the dj's havent took over for once *shock* think i might just shove my head in the oven and turn the gas on!

fookin' hell.. wouldn't mind any piece of her.. preferably the mounds..tits or ass.. not fussy there...

COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one Erm errrrrrm

Goin to be flying into Stanstead on the Friday night so i can go visit my family in Essex and meet up with @Mr Happy for drinks, then go down to London the next day for Smile. All good so far..........Heres the shit bit. My flight home looks as though it's going to be at 7am Monday, which means being at Stanstead at 6am. Do I party hard all day Sunday at afterpartys and then just go to Stanstead on the last train Sunday night, and sleep at the airport until my flight? Or go back to Essex at a reasonable hour on the Sunday morn/afternoon, get some sleep, and get a taxi the next morning (expensive) None of my family over there drive so if i go back there…

Sadly I have to inform you that this gig looks unlikely to happen now. I have been trying to contact Paddy (The promoter) to finalise details. He has been completely un-contactable for weeks. This event was suuposedly being run by The Howard and Insomniacz, so I got in touch with Tom from somz who knew nothing about this. IT MUST POINT OUT THIS IS NOT TOMS FAULT! (or mine). I got in touch with the clubs owner Jimmy (Play 2) he he told me that he informed Paddy that there was no room for his event this summer, and that was at the start of the season!!! It appears that we have been told a pack of lies and this event was never even gonna happen. However Play 2's owner Jimmy …

alright mate? how u doin? happy birthday by the way, i know it was a while back, but i forgot! what did u get up to? oh, and are you goin to that tidyssential thing on sunday? when u going clubbing next? just wanted to use that smiley

hiya , how ru?

for the THIRD time by boots. supposed to get contact lenses 6 months ago. there goes another half [censored] days holiday wasted (move forums into wherever u wanna put it... :bothered: )

aaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhh why do frozen pizza's always burn around the edges, even though i follow the directions correct! i used to be a cook for gods sake but i have never been able to get frozen pizza right!!! and is cheese on rations and no-one has told me? had about 20 bits of grated cheese on the fooking thing! im not amused.....that was the worse £1.99 iv ever spent!

Lawrence, ive known you for a while now in CTW terms and answer me this mate. why have you became a right miserable sod?? stop bitching about the board, its getting very very boring.

to copy a flash banner from one site a nd post it in another? if so can you tell me how? thanks

just to let you know that the bubble blowin practice will start this weekend!!! have you had any luck???

Sorry to keep posting (this is the last but one post), but does anyone need any Wildchild tickets ? So far I've only had a few people ask for one but have still not sold any. Let me know ASAP please so I can update Wildchild on our progress.

Have you been under a lot of stres lately mate? Last time I looked you were a lot less pale and you seem to have shed a few pounds. If not, what's your magic secret. There's a fair few on the board that would love to know your miracle cure.

Does anyone know what the set-times are of the various DJ's at Creamfields yet? Cheers Si

No, it's not a new released track, but it's a yummy meal from Burger King. One is just enough - so yummy - but yet tooooo filling. It's the daddy of all BK meals.

chris---- iv gave up now, sorry i cant talk...its well and truely fooked can anyone help me, iv just downloaded MSN 6 and have been using it fine but now it keeps saying ERROR and terminating it! every 5-10 mins its crashing now it has froze all my tool bars and i cant do owt or speak to anyone shall i go back to the old MSN

eeeeeek!! ive sent you my foto to ur email plz help make my lil fofo thanks babe

well i just fell off my chair and landed in a heap, and my old heard me and came upstairs thinking sum1 broke in