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Whats orange and a lot like a parrot? A carrot

Thought you may be interested to see who is slowing the system down the most lol ... CreamyC 3750 Maria 2001 Claire DC 1897 James 1777 Shenlong 927 Tara 867 Mr_Happy 855 GKB 671 Bunnykins 666 Scream 638 ELSxBELLS 618 Evilhedfuk 535 wub_wub 485 Rascal 456 Geordie_becky 451 jon_m 447 MItz 416 djtommy 415 TomD 414 Ameliainleeds 351 Pepsi 340 Littlemissclubbindiva 332 Jay 325 MattD 313 Nick G 289 rachel 284 majikman 282 ANDY_WHITBY 270 Groovster 253 tantrumqueen 248 HelenTheNurse 247 Mrs_Baddie 239 Cherry 233 Helen 230 BeBe 225 Lee_Harris 202 LittleMissLoud 199 Leesh 198 Admin 198 Tina_g 189 raverbaby69 185 Nik 184 Bukey 183 A…

I bought Human Traffic Remixed today and just finished watching it. Not sure if I like it better than the original Anyone else seen it?

hellooooooooooooo where r u tonite

Did you make the "Red Bull" shoe thats at the back of the bar in Bullit? It well good!!!!! Ya paintings are really cool too I WAS THERE LAST NIGHT

Mate, come on!

someone post something interesting thanks

wtf! 1 2 u look completely petrified in the 2nd 1!

ur home or work puter? (if applicable) my home one's a fukkoff fast athlon, they've given me a 366MHz celeron at work

is the fact they are advertising how to get rid of them selves. if they stopped putting the fuckers up in the first place we wouldnt need to get rid of them would we

there's a fly trying to shag the icons in my system tray. and i feel a helluva lot better for telling everyone.

BRING MY DAVE MANLEY CD WITH YOU ON SATURDAY please will be happily re united

in making 3000 posts on this site?

Can u ring me when u get a minute plz mate.

Are you missing mummy Lewis yet ???

where's ur simpsons blokey scooping out the glue?(4c?)

Ste_Live on www.paradoxuk.net says: if somebody named aflino@hotmail.com adds you on msn, dont accept. Its an advanced virus that begins to slowly remove your documents then goes out to all your hard drives. Send this to all people online in your msn list Laurence is Mr Happy says: huh? Laurence is Mr Happy says: u sure about that? Ste_Live on www.paradoxuk.net says: just got told and thought may as well pass it on Laurence is Mr Happy says: ok fair do's Laurence is Mr Happy says: sounds a bit fair fetched but thanx 4 the warning

has anyone seen it yet? iv just got it on dvd, but is it worth missing my usual monday night of soaps to watch it? it needs to be good if im to miss eastenders

Does anyone have any wierd phobias? I know this is a wierd subject but my boyfriend has a severe phobia of cameras and its become a bit of our glitch in our relationship. The fact that I took him to watch a tv show for his birthday didn't do me any favours....

some one please talk [censored] that doesnt involve djs/producing/tunes/reviews. i need to take my mind off things no-one is really talking..... it doesnt need to be exciting....could be about the colour of your sox whats on telly favorite food from the chineese do you have any pets cheese and onion sandwhiches nice but give you bad breath! anything PLEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSEE

this might sound really silly and lame to most of you and i might admit to being a tad thick! but how do you get a photo up on your profile? and how do i get rid of this virus on my computer? it's driving me nutty! thanks. luv lil rachx

A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an itchy fanny. After an examination the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any time?" "Yeah, it's really bad whenever it rains," she replies. "Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it." Two weeks later it’s raining really hard and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office. "Doctor, it's really bad today. Please you have to help me!!" "Well, let's have a look," he says as he lifts her up onto the table. "Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse bring me a surgical ki…

When your not near the person but they make u need them soooo much!! YUM but so unfair

on hols had a crazy wkend at mtv on valkana beach in croatia fukin awesome time - techno is growin on me!!! saw loadsa croatian cybers furry boots, dummys an all....... anyone know do they listen to hard house at all or is this a techno thing over there?

how about: toilet humour

thanks for the cd hun, not listened to it yet but will do later! are you going tidyssential? p.s. thanks for sending my knickers back with the cd........... have you been wearing them, they are bigger than last time i wore them

Onestone was his name...........This was his Indian name because he had >> > only one testicle. >> > >> > >> > After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If >> > anyone >> > calls me Onestone >> > again I will kill them!" >> > >> > >> > The word got around and nobody called him onestone any more. >> > Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." >> > >> > >> > He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, >> > >> > >> &gt…

'babe i love u so... and i want you to know that i... gonna miss ur love the minute you walk out the door - please dont go, dont go -o-o-o-o-o im beggin u to stay!!'

OMG this is fuckd up Click Here

> >A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and see's a >local > >sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he will have some fun - > > > >so he says to the Welshman - "can i talk to your dog?" > > > >Villager- " the dog doesnt talk - u idiot !!" > > > >Ventriloquist - "hello there dog hows it going?" > > > >Dog - "oh i'm doing alrite thanks" > > > >Villager - (look of extreme shock) > > > >Ventriloquist - "is this villager your owner then??" (pointing at the >man) > > > >Dog - "yeah thats rite" > &g…