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there's a fly trying to shag the icons in my system tray. and i feel a helluva lot better for telling everyone.

BRING MY DAVE MANLEY CD WITH YOU ON SATURDAY please will be happily re united

in making 3000 posts on this site?

Can u ring me when u get a minute plz mate.

Are you missing mummy Lewis yet ???

where's ur simpsons blokey scooping out the glue?(4c?)

Ste_Live on www.paradoxuk.net says: if somebody named aflino@hotmail.com adds you on msn, dont accept. Its an advanced virus that begins to slowly remove your documents then goes out to all your hard drives. Send this to all people online in your msn list Laurence is Mr Happy says: huh? Laurence is Mr Happy says: u sure about that? Ste_Live on www.paradoxuk.net says: just got told and thought may as well pass it on Laurence is Mr Happy says: ok fair do's Laurence is Mr Happy says: sounds a bit fair fetched but thanx 4 the warning

has anyone seen it yet? iv just got it on dvd, but is it worth missing my usual monday night of soaps to watch it? it needs to be good if im to miss eastenders

Does anyone have any wierd phobias? I know this is a wierd subject but my boyfriend has a severe phobia of cameras and its become a bit of our glitch in our relationship. The fact that I took him to watch a tv show for his birthday didn't do me any favours....

some one please talk [censored] that doesnt involve djs/producing/tunes/reviews. i need to take my mind off things no-one is really talking..... it doesnt need to be exciting....could be about the colour of your sox whats on telly favorite food from the chineese do you have any pets cheese and onion sandwhiches nice but give you bad breath! anything PLEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSEE

this might sound really silly and lame to most of you and i might admit to being a tad thick! but how do you get a photo up on your profile? and how do i get rid of this virus on my computer? it's driving me nutty! thanks. luv lil rachx

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When your not near the person but they make u need them soooo much!! YUM but so unfair

on hols had a crazy wkend at mtv on valkana beach in croatia fukin awesome time - techno is growin on me!!! saw loadsa croatian cybers furry boots, dummys an all....... anyone know do they listen to hard house at all or is this a techno thing over there?

how about: toilet humour

thanks for the cd hun, not listened to it yet but will do later! are you going tidyssential? p.s. thanks for sending my knickers back with the cd........... have you been wearing them, they are bigger than last time i wore them

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'babe i love u so... and i want you to know that i... gonna miss ur love the minute you walk out the door - please dont go, dont go -o-o-o-o-o im beggin u to stay!!'

OMG this is fuckd up Click Here

> >A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and see's a >local > >sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he will have some fun - > > > >so he says to the Welshman - "can i talk to your dog?" > > > >Villager- " the dog doesnt talk - u idiot !!" > > > >Ventriloquist - "hello there dog hows it going?" > > > >Dog - "oh i'm doing alrite thanks" > > > >Villager - (look of extreme shock) > > > >Ventriloquist - "is this villager your owner then??" (pointing at the >man) > > > >Dog - "yeah thats rite" > &g…

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lookin good baby!! yeah!!

Ok folks... Is my new avatar better or worse than the last one...? Better or worse?BetterWorse

u may have receved a txt from me the txt was meant 2 have gone 2 tara but elemental been a evil bastard gave me your no instead of taras which i lost

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Well peeps only you can decide: Kevin's New AvatarHas it been artificially enhanced (Like James's one) to make him look better looking, than in he is in real life Or has it been artificially enhanced, to make him look thinner than he is in real life, Kev that is, James is worryingly thin alreadyOr is it a true and honest, warts and all representation of the real life Creamy C

Well Guys, I have been very busy for the past month or so, so have been lurking in the shadows. The day has finally come and I will be stumbling down the aisle on Saturday ( ), so just saying bye for now. For those heading off to Creamfields or Ibiza at the end of the month, have a great time. And I expect a meet up in Cardiff / Bristol area for October when I can get back into clubbing please....... Well, come on then, wish me luck you bastards

right this is bit cheeky lol but im not gonna be able to buy any technics for at least another year so just wondered if anyone in leeds would be kind enough for me to come round and practise on proper decks lol would be a big help and id buy the cans and the weed lol

creamfield tickets for sale X2 highest price gets em must live in or nr leeds and be able to collect tomorrow email me - leedzlad@ntlworld.com thanks