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In my tooth and it really really really bloody hurts. looks like before i fly to ibiza im gonna have to get the £148 worth of dentist work done. Or else im gonna end up pesting some random fittie spiking him with GB and asking him to pull my teeth out while i cast a spell on him with my wonderful magical witch powers.

Guys, I am posting this an iofficial warning for you or for you to let anyone you know know!! Davina Macall work out dvd is a fooking killer *OWWWWWWWWWWW MY LEGS!!!!

That was bliss ... an hour or so of pleasent reading no getting wound up before my bed time Catch most of you tomorrow .. i'm bolloxed

a string of sausages have just flew out my door BLOODY CAT!!!! looks like sausage cassarole is off the menu tonight

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did u get me txt the other day hope ur ok ? have a great weekend i was thinking of giving the costa dell fun fun a vist after u get back from ibiza? xx

help i really really need to raise some funds to go storm on saturday has anyone got any feasable ideas, ive got stuff for sale on ebay but only £26 of the payments have come through other items ppl are sending cheques! is there anything im not thinking of?

Clubbed Up Radio !!! After a full on weekend of partying the Clubbed Up boys are back again for another Friday night fun fest! As per usual Danny and Reds will be giving you the lo-down on last weekends shennanigans, random afterpartys, and general bad behaviour. What about Tigger we here you cry! Well we ain't left him out either - Tigglet will be joining us with his 3 classics of the week - expect lots of ACCCIIIDDDEEEEE! And a lot of abuse flying in his direction (we love him really). Then to round the show off in true Clubbed Up stylee, check out Steve, and Lox the boys from Housewives Choice get all of the latest goss on one of the north's favourite nights (for…

i know theres hardcore weekenders and tidy weekenders but is there any house weekends? my mate is into house and hed kandi sorta stuff and so am i and he says he needs a break somewhere and im up for doin summat different anyone know if there is any such thing?

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how is everyone ? just finished collage and have one more day left then i never have to go back im gunna miss all the perving

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the First grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done? "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Remember, use 'Big People' words." She then asked Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL! What book did you read?" the teach…

can anyone tell me where i can find a dj spinning smilie as some of u seem to find ur own???

This isn't a critisium or a request or anything other than me being a nosey inquisitive bint In the forthcoming events for the next 30 days at the bottom on the forums list (under who's been online all day) Why is Tidy Summer Camp there 3 times?

Control the chicken, this one is good make him dance

does anyone know where i can buy cheap large amounts of faux fur material for making fluffy boots as ive already had 2 orders for outfits after my pics on a site im on and me adding i can make to order if anyone knows like or has any ideas???

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im turning into an online shopper was looking for shoes and ordered some new undies well i do need some nice new ones and i got some skechers from ebay and i used to say i hated shopping on net too complecated

sorry chuck! i woulda been on the net at the specified time but my mum was doin work on the computer n then i went out....

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Do any of you believe in anything, liek ghosts, spirits, presences, etc ? I was pretty spooked out this morning. My mum is currently over in Ireland as her sister was very ill in hospital, and last night, sadly, she died (RIP). I woke up as per usual to my alarm at 5:55 this morning, and down stairs, I could hear one of my nieces musical toys going off 'Twinkle twinkle little star'. I thought it was something on GMTV at first, coming from the TV in my dads room, so when I went to wake him up, to get up, it wasn't coming from there. So I went downstairs, and I couldn't hear it any more. I thought I was imagining it. So I put the fire on, put the kettle on, then …

Just had some good news, getting my new kitchen fitted monday & I have also sweet talked them into taking a built in cupboard out that they originally said no too & also got some extra base & wall units too

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so we've had achievements seems only right to have your ambitions too mine are * To have a lotus elise by the time im 25 * To buy my own house at 23 * To travel more - ive always wanted to do a bunjee jump over somewhere amazing like Niagra Falls or do a bridge jump * To have another horse by christmas this year as im missing it badly atm

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I heard from my solictor today about a claim I had made about 2 and a half years ago. basically when I moved back from England to Ballymena I went to a job agency for work asap as I had taken on my house and needed to pay the rent. To cut a long story short, I ended up working in a milk factory (hahaha) one day I was using a bit of machinery it crushed my ankle and fractured it. The company had not trained me properly or supplied me with safety boots. Their insurance company has offered me £4000, but my solictor is responding tomorrow in the hope we can get £5000. but at the very least it will be £4000. Just in time for the summer

10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE Â 1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes" 2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!" 6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em" 8. The mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. …

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