General Discussion

On a bad cumdown need sum lovin

come on make me laugh!!!! i know the BEST one about an orange for a head but it only works when u are drunk and i think its only funny to me, other people just look at me like im wierd

My mate just sent me this message on MSN.... PLEASE NOTE NOW!!!!!!!! Lastest Virus - any email's from big@boss.com DO NOT open files contained are sample.zlo & sobig.zlo i caught this one in time, please be careful - Paul Thought id let you all know so you could be aware of it!!

woke up to find 10 mails about some security thingy and if im not already i need to upgrade to MSN 6 (which im already using)........ iv only been online about an hour and iv had another 7............. is anyone else having this problem or is it just me!

Here you loudie bird!!! if you is gonna do me a cd, least you can do is pop it on a cd that dont jump!!!! So far so good tho m8!!

Waking up and looking at your clock thinking it says 09.47am - then you jump out of bed - running round liek a blue arse fly getting ready for work - "oh no i got 10 minutes to get to work im guna be late", then looking at your mobile phone and it says 08.55 and you have 1 hour to get to work. That sucks.

...Come across a really good site called www.everyonedoesit.com which has an excellent headshop for any tokers. Its also got a forum which uses the same engine as this site. Seems pretty new so I thought I would try and promote it.

hello, you got any new c.d's out haven't heard u play for over yeah i miss the grh majik and im normal 2 messy ( wait u played at hforce but i was fooked)

Sky News, lift accident. Hmm... I think I'll put my trust in stairs from now on.

Driftoids ? Bank Holiday ? IM THERE !

It looks dodgy cos of teh hair, and the shadow.

whos into it?? at the moment i want the whole mistress/school boy thing...but im going to buy a school uniform soon so someone can punish me in it... whats everyones favourite role play??xxx

I am sat in front of my pc, shakin my head to some serious, trancecore & nu nrg... gonna pop the group185 on soon ....ooooh yes baby!!!!

Shall we have the ceremony on the garden roof terrace??? be well romantic me finks!!

and there's nowt better than sitting down the pub on a sunday afternoon watching it and getting pissed!

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Whats your favourite tune/music to listen to whilst shagging? Or what tune gets you right in the mood?

and not do something else?

hey up chicken. had to go work so couldnt chat long. what u working this wk? ne ways best dash in a tick. bye bye. xxx

2 Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving nearly-raw juicy bacon, all sorts of bacon. "Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!". So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree. As he gets to within five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his last breath Pepe calls out, "Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a bacon tree, ees a ham bush".

ive been gettin a few "strange" ones so to speak n dunno quite how to take them. take 'em with a pinch of salt or look deeply into it?

She is about to do a demonstration ! lol

There is a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the beach. The beach is beautiful with loads of beautiful people on it. Anyway this handsome man is walking along and notices that the woman is crying. Curious to why the woman is crying he asks her what's the matter and she replies: "With all these beautiful men on the beach it makes me realise that i've never been kissed by a beautiful man." With this the man kisses her and she stops crying and starts to smile. As he's about to walk off down the beach she starts crying again. Again the man is curious to why she's crying and asks why. She replies: "With all these beautiful men on the beach it mak…

Morning m8y, was just wondering what mixer, c.d decks/effects unit etc they have at Smile?

Hey sweet, Hows it going?! Looking forward to catching up this weekend! Finally! Cx

ARE BLOOMIN HUGE IN HER AVATAR!! Boooobies!! hee hee hope thats cheered ya up chick xxx

Which avatar scares you the most ? My old one or my new masked one ???

Mate what is with the Mike Myers mask in the avatar? Anyway it fuckin wikid!!!!

Can you PM me your addy as I have a mix on MD for ya. Cheers.