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> >A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and see's a >local > >sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he will have some fun - > > > >so he says to the Welshman - "can i talk to your dog?" > > > >Villager- " the dog doesnt talk - u idiot !!" > > > >Ventriloquist - "hello there dog hows it going?" > > > >Dog - "oh i'm doing alrite thanks" > > > >Villager - (look of extreme shock) > > > >Ventriloquist - "is this villager your owner then??" (pointing at the >man) > > > >Dog - "yeah thats rite" > &g…

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lookin good baby!! yeah!!

Ok folks... Is my new avatar better or worse than the last one...? Better or worse?BetterWorse

u may have receved a txt from me the txt was meant 2 have gone 2 tara but elemental been a evil bastard gave me your no instead of taras which i lost

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Well peeps only you can decide: Kevin's New AvatarHas it been artificially enhanced (Like James's one) to make him look better looking, than in he is in real life Or has it been artificially enhanced, to make him look thinner than he is in real life, Kev that is, James is worryingly thin alreadyOr is it a true and honest, warts and all representation of the real life Creamy C

Well Guys, I have been very busy for the past month or so, so have been lurking in the shadows. The day has finally come and I will be stumbling down the aisle on Saturday ( ), so just saying bye for now. For those heading off to Creamfields or Ibiza at the end of the month, have a great time. And I expect a meet up in Cardiff / Bristol area for October when I can get back into clubbing please....... Well, come on then, wish me luck you bastards

right this is bit cheeky lol but im not gonna be able to buy any technics for at least another year so just wondered if anyone in leeds would be kind enough for me to come round and practise on proper decks lol would be a big help and id buy the cans and the weed lol

creamfield tickets for sale X2 highest price gets em must live in or nr leeds and be able to collect tomorrow email me - leedzlad@ntlworld.com thanks

On a bad cumdown need sum lovin

come on make me laugh!!!! i know the BEST one about an orange for a head but it only works when u are drunk and i think its only funny to me, other people just look at me like im wierd

My mate just sent me this message on MSN.... PLEASE NOTE NOW!!!!!!!! Lastest Virus - any email's from big@boss.com DO NOT open files contained are sample.zlo & sobig.zlo i caught this one in time, please be careful - Paul Thought id let you all know so you could be aware of it!!

woke up to find 10 mails about some security thingy and if im not already i need to upgrade to MSN 6 (which im already using)........ iv only been online about an hour and iv had another 7............. is anyone else having this problem or is it just me!

Here you loudie bird!!! if you is gonna do me a cd, least you can do is pop it on a cd that dont jump!!!! So far so good tho m8!!

Waking up and looking at your clock thinking it says 09.47am - then you jump out of bed - running round liek a blue arse fly getting ready for work - "oh no i got 10 minutes to get to work im guna be late", then looking at your mobile phone and it says 08.55 and you have 1 hour to get to work. That sucks.

...Come across a really good site called www.everyonedoesit.com which has an excellent headshop for any tokers. Its also got a forum which uses the same engine as this site. Seems pretty new so I thought I would try and promote it.

hello, you got any new c.d's out haven't heard u play for over yeah i miss the grh majik and im normal 2 messy ( wait u played at hforce but i was fooked)

Sky News, lift accident. Hmm... I think I'll put my trust in stairs from now on.

Driftoids ? Bank Holiday ? IM THERE !

It looks dodgy cos of teh hair, and the shadow.

whos into it?? at the moment i want the whole mistress/school boy thing...but im going to buy a school uniform soon so someone can punish me in it... whats everyones favourite role play??xxx

I am sat in front of my pc, shakin my head to some serious, trancecore & nu nrg... gonna pop the group185 on soon ....ooooh yes baby!!!!

Shall we have the ceremony on the garden roof terrace??? be well romantic me finks!!

and there's nowt better than sitting down the pub on a sunday afternoon watching it and getting pissed!

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Whats your favourite tune/music to listen to whilst shagging? Or what tune gets you right in the mood?

and not do something else?

hey up chicken. had to go work so couldnt chat long. what u working this wk? ne ways best dash in a tick. bye bye. xxx