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2 Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving nearly-raw juicy bacon, all sorts of bacon. "Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!". So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree. As he gets to within five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his last breath Pepe calls out, "Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a bacon tree, ees a ham bush".

ive been gettin a few "strange" ones so to speak n dunno quite how to take them. take 'em with a pinch of salt or look deeply into it?

She is about to do a demonstration ! lol

There is a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the beach. The beach is beautiful with loads of beautiful people on it. Anyway this handsome man is walking along and notices that the woman is crying. Curious to why the woman is crying he asks her what's the matter and she replies: "With all these beautiful men on the beach it makes me realise that i've never been kissed by a beautiful man." With this the man kisses her and she stops crying and starts to smile. As he's about to walk off down the beach she starts crying again. Again the man is curious to why she's crying and asks why. She replies: "With all these beautiful men on the beach it mak…

Morning m8y, was just wondering what mixer, c.d decks/effects unit etc they have at Smile?

Hey sweet, Hows it going?! Looking forward to catching up this weekend! Finally! Cx

ARE BLOOMIN HUGE IN HER AVATAR!! Boooobies!! hee hee hope thats cheered ya up chick xxx

Which avatar scares you the most ? My old one or my new masked one ???

Mate what is with the Mike Myers mask in the avatar? Anyway it fuckin wikid!!!!

Can you PM me your addy as I have a mix on MD for ya. Cheers.

Please dont tell me I have to PAY to upgrade MSN ??

HIYA!!!! ok anyone that knows me feel free to call or text tonight ok, im at uni cos i needed to hand some work in and i dont have a tv or a radio to listen to so im gonna be BORED SICK (apart from doing my work that i shud do at some point)!!!! ENTERTAIN ME thank peeps xxx

hope u got ur card back??

Me and u mate... forever and always in matremony or however the [censored] u spell it! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/Imag...mp;img=&tt=

For once in my life, I decide to do what everyone else is, and do a bit of cash-in-hand work. Just a couple of weeks, part-time, no harm done. Sounds OK doesn't it? The company I am "working" for has been taken over today, and is crawling with a whole new management team, who, when I was called in for my talk about "the situation" were obviously suprised to find out that I wasn't on the books!! And they want me on the books. Why me? Everyone else gets away with it!! You gotta laugh really!!

little prick

i cant remember things that i said or did or others said or did 2secs ago...its drivin me loopy! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

doesnt it make u mad! who r the twats that keep doing this? everytime i get a vid out from vid shop - the bastard thing is not rewound!!! GGGRRR!!!

how fuckin annoying!!! do i look like a criminal....(waits for comments on this) im 5ft 1" - which doesnt make me look that old u know, but for fucks sake do they have to make it so blinkin obvious!!! is it cause i is small!

Right, I am really pissed off, just worked out if I got the money back of people that owe me it comes to £355 ! I hate having to ask for money back, but even more when the certain people that owe you the money go out all the time and never think to pay you back, I could never do that it is soooooooo cheeky ! How do you ask in a nice but firm way for your money back ?

what do u like? vertical stripes, horizontal stripes, diagonal stripes, or no stripes. and b4 u ask i cant b arsed to do this as a poll as im a lazy moo.

in this dream I had! I can't remember how the [censored] it started, but someone was chasing me and some friends with a gun - and we ended up running into some sort of train station. The only way to get away from the gunman was to jump from train to train. These trains had like little platforms on them where me and my friend stood, and walked to the front. The train that was next to the one we were stood on, started to move. My friend ran ahead of me, and jumped to the moving train. As I got to the front, the train I was on started to move in the other direction. Just as I was getting ready to jump, I was shot at and hit in my arm, which made me lose balanc…

why do i always feel the need to text people when im drunk?? its like something goes off in my head going..text people, they want to hear from you.

i no its proberly utter shite but sumtimes they do have an ounce of truth in them.

on tv.... AGAIN!!! dunno if thats a good thing or a bad thing!

I sent her off to make me a brew about 3 hours ago, still no f'ing sign of the brew!! So I just took a look around and found that hairy varmin kipping on my windowsil!! Bastard!! Now I have to go and make my own brew. *grumble, grumble, bah humbug, etc*

ive washed up, watered the plants and made dinner(mot necessarily in that order) now i need to hoover, iron and do clothes washing! all B4 i go to bed tonight-aint gonna happen really is it?!?! he he he...ill have to do it 2mox i spose.

" Hello? Is it me your looking for?"

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