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BLOKE so i was told by text by Jellybaby_uk. i Have no further news on this but i will find out!

on saturday it was £20 on the door. i've seen it £15 and £18, i'm not whnging cos of Tara , but is their door price going up? is 20 quid for a 'normal' night a p1sstake? I'm not liking it

I went to me bed about an hour ago and I just cant get to sleep all my mucles are sore I think Im comin down with summit Ive just took a couple of paracetamols so hopefully they'll help

ok how many other ppl are as bored as i am? and who has a cure for it? theres absolutly nothing on tv and i can't find a vid or dvd i want to watch, i can't even find a decent set on my comp or on cd to listen to. any suggestions would help immensly.

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home >> >got caught short. >> > >> >They were very near a graveyard and one of them >> >suggested they do their business behind a head stone >> >or something. >> > >> >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she >> >thought she'd take off her panties and use them, >> >then throw them away. >> > >> >Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive >> >underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky >> >enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was >> >on …

Ello, hows you babe ? Did you go out on the weekend ? xx

eelo chick!!!! thort id leave u a post cos u dont post much on here! IBIZA u lucky fing!!! Halliwell is at tall trees next wk xxx

Anyone want a go?

Im off to babysit my nephew... get some pics ready for me!!

granty from aldergrove airport sez . he's currently here in manchester, workin wiv me

i think this should be your new avatar.. since its real to life, you doing me up the ass...

You're gonna get spanked if you dont do some revision girly!!!

They're well [censored], when you read a thread you have to wade through the pages of [censored] signatures. It slows load times down aswell and generally makes the place look messy. I advocate their removal, I doubt all you signature loving cunts will agree with me tho.

Has anyone ever eaten food off of/out of their partner or had food eaten off of/out of them by their partner? I've often thought about it but its trying to decide which food would be best. I know bananas, carrots and celery would be perfect but then its trying to find the girl who would let me do it. Topic is now open...please discuss.

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Hope you had a good night last night babe?! Feelin a little worse for wear today? See ya soon Luv ya lots xxx

When you getting [censored] is SOOOOOOOOO ace. Nothing better than...what was that, you want it harder you dirty little slut?? Remember once a guy i was with when i was cuming went, thats it...be a good girl.. it turned me on so much!! so whats the views... Is vocal good?? I'd say

CHIN THE [censored] UP it was amazing

Good morning campers! Once again the sun is out and well, YAY!!! There's summit about the sun that makes me a happy chappy, just lying there soaking in the rays with your mates, sweeeeeeeeet! I'm off to a 21st birthday this evening, quite looking forward to it, my mates only advice being 'don't pull my german cousin' And 2morrow i was meant to be in the studio but thats now happening on monday so i'm off to Alton Towers, party-on Wayne! So, wahtever your all doing this weekend, make sure u have a great time! And write on here and tell everyone about it!

A man goes to the doctor's for his wifes test results.. > > > > Mr Smith " I'm here for Mr's Smiths test results" > > > > Receptionist: " Oh! I'm sorry Mr Smith, theres been a problem. We have 2 > > sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which is yours. > > I'm afraid its bad news or terrible news!. One set shows Alzheimers > > Disease and the other shows AID's" > > > > Mr Smith; "That's awful!! What should I do?" > > > > Receptionist: " The doctor suggestss you drop her off in the middle of > > town, if she finds her way home don't shag her!"

A Cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks. >There where only 3 survivors: Ian, Darren and Deirdre. >They manage to swim to a small island, where they lived for >a couple of years, doing what was natural for men and women >to do. After several years of casual sex all the time, >Deirdre felt really bad about what she had been doing. She >felt having sex with Ian and Darren was so bad that she >killed herself. > >It was very tragic but Ian and Darren managed to get >through it and after a while nature once more took its >inevitable course................... > >Well, a couple more years went by and …

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you sell wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper smiles and gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, then asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fwuffy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?" The little girl in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck"

A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way". After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said. "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood. The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you h…

Where is everyone?

Liverpool 1 - Chelsea 2 (fuckin love it ) Kev

I love hip-hop, when i'm not listening to dance music, i always have it blasting in the background whilst i sort my emails etc, absolutly love the stuff. The man of the moment for me is Xzibit and his old 'Restless' album, top tuneage! Anyone else into hip-hop, i know i got my man Jon M with me!

are great arent they.

nice avator you look almost human