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dancing in the rain naked but its not rainin

Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the heat haze. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!!We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree, salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five fee…

I was looking at my chest hair the other day which my last gf believed was exactly the right amount. and then, i wondered "shall i just shave it all off?" i've always been quite fond of it, but it probably doesn't look to great when i'm sweating my tits off stomping my nuts off! love it or hate it? if anyone knows how long it takes to grow back, let me know ;-) hehe

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Just had to say that your avatar looks well sexy, are you going to Wildchild? Would be cool to see you there

whos the best serial killer ever? or your favourite? gotta be -> Mark 'Chopper' Read!! top pyscho!!

I keep seeing this at the top of the screen and wondered what the general opinion was. Who is the best Jennifer?Jennifer LopezJennifer AnistonJennifer GardinerJennifer Love Hewitt IMO out of those 4 its gotta be Aniston.

as im a dj for both sites i thought i'd just let you know that the clubithard.com forum is now up and running if you want to check it out clubithard forum

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why r we sat on here on a saturday night? im really pissed off i arent going out now. ive decided not too stop in anymore ona w/end, cos its so depressing. we all need 1 night out a week

right my mate has just got the virus whats the easyest way to get rid pls?

sorry if u took offence from me int he random bollox forums. imo u honnestly do look really diff in ur avatar compared to signums pic. ne way - i'm not gonna harp on about ur avatar as mines just as shite (if ne easedroppers r listening in - find me a decent avatar plz *on knees begging*) ne way - gnight x btw - i didnt spell misstress wrong in the title, thought i'd stell that spelling from misstress barbara's (my fav female dj) name. p.s. reposed this seeming as the last 1 got invaded w/in seconds (how rude!)

Why did you lot turn out okay yet your brother TomD is an ugly ginger toss? Explain?

We have an opportunity for Trance Djs’ for sets in Leeds. It is for a monthly Saturday night alongside DJ’s such as Judge Jules. The Trance will need to be full on hands in your air euphoric stuff!. This is not an official CTW event, I am just trying to get DJ’s for the clubs, Sets will be paid too  Please send us a pm/email or call if u fancy is 07974434446 Gilly 5 Milton Terrace, Kirkstall, Leeds, LS5 3JA THIS IS NOT FOR INCISION, DAMNATION ETC

Im sitting at my computer at work wont finish until 10:30, but i am goin out to brazen its a littel nite in m.k but it does grt packed and the music is trance, hard trance etc.... Someone please talk to me the time will go faster that way!!!

I am always checking out the posts on this forum, but because there are soooo many new threads, I can never tell who the main members are??? Cause' all the hardcore members have the funniets posts! heheheh

Phil_B ...more bangin than a whores bed! Profile Status: Reged: 29/12/2002 Posts: 1210 Loc: Rehab! Is that sum kind of DJ tang?

hello nella moo how r uuuuuu (notice that rhymes?) all this talk of love in the relationship forum as got me all "god i miss nell" etc still gutted i'm gonna miss ur bday party - stupid fukin glastonbury having its fastival on the same date! i meen like how rude!!! still - i'm bound to ring u ne way - speek soon bye p.s. - did beckie enjoy her massage?

Just wondering if it goes? I'm on a mission to get pissed, but I'm a bit short of suitable mixers

Hope you have a good day

hi hun can't make manc meet up i'm 'fraid, am on a shitty l8 shift

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com eto th epurple turtle, free admission!!! Kutski is playing a special Scratch set, Jason naughty, *Ting* etc !! will be a good en!!! anyone fancy it??

I don’t know what I should be posting on the board, or if I am still meant to be searching for gigs for people of the board as it seems a bit unclear to me. But we have the opportunity of getting a couple of DJ’s in the breakers yard for their new years eve event. What Sal has said from vibealite is that he wants some mix cd’s to hear what the Dj’s are like etc. There is some urgency, as they want to get line-ups confirmed over the next couple of weeks. I do not know the status of whether certain DJ’s are meant to be put forward etc, and as I said even if I am meant to be doing this but if u fancy playing please let us know and send us a demo to……. With a quic…

christ this chair leg i'm humping has no give!!

lil me needs somewhere to have a wash and put me bags next weekend. Ive got a 9hr coach journey down so i probably wont be needing sleep!! Does any kind person want to have me at there house?? I promise i wont steal, and if you stay with your folks i get on so well with parents. AND if it helps i will do a spot of hoovering!! Fankooo!

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if i havnt spoken to u about it then plz tell me what u think (plz be nasty if it meens being honnest ) if u were due to get a cd but hasnt arrive then let me know and u'll get a replacement soon gonna do a new mix this wkd i think (i hope). not sure weather to up the anti and make it a harder faster cd with more nu nrg on, or slow it down and make it a more driving acid techno cd guess i'll find out when i gte behind me decks and stick the 1st tune on