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thanks for last night chick, still didnt get any sleep, had to lay in bed with the telly and lights on! [censored] nightmares!!

Hey dude - I heard today that Miscrosoft are a MASSIVE target with this worm that is worldwide at the mo. Apparently, this worm camr from China, and, also, apparently, tho people who have not downloaded thr "patch" for the worm that is being filtered into peoples machines across the world (a genius, whoever he / she is !), there is sposed to be another type "virus" to be "launched" by the geniuos who created it, sometime on Saturday. This virus is set to break through firewalls. Even XP/2000's OWN, firewall ! On Friday (tomorrow), people will have need to have downloaded this patch by 23:59:59 tomorrow night or else other peoples PC's will be [censored], so the…

Who on here didnt do A Levels ? DONT reply if you have !

I got into uni

Tell me how to break firewalls ?

you donut!!!!!!!!! am i that easy to forget?

ADDICTION IS 4 TODAY!!! Happy 4th Birthday to Addiction, it was around this time 4 years ago that we opened our doors for the first time, doesn’t time fly when your having fun! We’d just like to thank everyone who has been to our events and supported us over the last four years and here’s to many more happy memories!!! Lots of love, The Addiction Team: Asa, Andy Whitby, Si Withenshaw, DJ GRH, Morgan and Steely x x x x

Hey Hon, just listened to your cd... what can I say except.. BLINDING sweets!!

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, 'What in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied, 'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next day the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. He too was shocked and asked as to …

Okies, since the day before Global, my phone's been fooked.... I now have given up the ghost, and given a months notice on the contract (which is out-of-contract now, just about). So I am now the proud owner of a rather sexy house brick. It's a "3" NEC e808... Went for it over the e606 as the e606 has been discontinued, and it's very difficult to find a dealer with stocks. Must say, the e808 is growing on me... Full qwerty keyboard makes texting a piece of piss, and the huge screen is nice... It's only about 1 and a third times as wide as my 7210, it's about the same length and depth. Think I got a bloody good deal though - got the phone for free with …

DONT reply if you like him

Does anyone do this?

ill give you a seagull????? well this is what my mates say it is cummin in to your hand then throwin it at somebody!!! didnt no where 2 put this post

Labelled as a dirty old man, I feel its time you all had a look at my pet fish :

Anyone know of a program which lets you look at what programs are accessing your internet connection? My old firewall did it, but this one doesn't. Just that my machine has been merrily downloading stuff, when I wasn't accessing any pages....it may just be some automatic update feature, but it could be something more sinister, so would like to check. (It is just nice to know what programs are surreptitiously sending information when you are online anyway)

Is this normal? Do most people's blokes do this?

Don't you love me no more? Is it cos I have Creamy and you don't. Hit me back - just to chat, this is biggest fan, this is loud!

dont answer if you dont

in my signature help please i was thinking OswaldrickingtonAtHotmailDotCom

Happy Birthday To You Both I know dogz doesnt get on much but maybe he will today!! Have a good day both of you!!

Here is a new set I did today playing Hard Trance / Hard House http://209.123.85.10/~markdj/14.08.03ht.MP3 Let me know what you think of the set http://www.djmixing.vze.com I have just been having a listen to this set and I think it sounds funky! I have played some good tunes in here but like I said a few sound funky lol. Enjoy! Mark Dj(I don't normally play this sort of music)

Not for the squeamish, this old clip shows how it should be done in the world of martial art........ Round 1!! http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1809/martialarts.mpeg

have you or si got any decent photos of me, i sooooooooo need to change my avator!

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b@stards who want to get off, get the f"*k off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you w@nkers who are getting on,get your fat ar$es in the train now, cause we're going down the tracks. If you don't get on in time - tough sh!t" The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice langua…

Two blokes are having a beer, talking about various sex positions. The first bloke says that his favorite position is the "rodeo." The other bloke asks what the position is and how to do it. The first replies, "Well, get your wife on all fours and do it doggy style. Once things get underway and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position as well.' Then try and hang on for 8 seconds."

An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him. He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital …

.........check out this beauty: After getting all Pope John-Paul II's luggage loaded in the limo (and His Holiness doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Relucta…

Bumper nuts!

haha yeah... he reckons he has enough for Southampton now and he's well chuffed but i was speakin to him most of last night and he was crappin himself, more worried about his mum bein disappointed in him than anythin else but i said to him if he had done his best then i dont see why she would be disappointed!! Think he will be out on the piss again tonight to celebrate

I've just had a phone call from O2 offering me a new phone...a nokia 7250 (worth £150)... ...for free. I get... 1. to keep my old mobile number 2. 500 free texts per month 3. 50 free minutes talktime to any other network all for £20 a month. Not bad really considering I only spend about £15 on my current phone at the moment which is an old nokia 3310 pay-as-you-go on the virgin network.