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Okies, since the day before Global, my phone's been fooked.... I now have given up the ghost, and given a months notice on the contract (which is out-of-contract now, just about). So I am now the proud owner of a rather sexy house brick. It's a "3" NEC e808... Went for it over the e606 as the e606 has been discontinued, and it's very difficult to find a dealer with stocks. Must say, the e808 is growing on me... Full qwerty keyboard makes texting a piece of piss, and the huge screen is nice... It's only about 1 and a third times as wide as my 7210, it's about the same length and depth. Think I got a bloody good deal though - got the phone for free with …

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ill give you a seagull????? well this is what my mates say it is cummin in to your hand then throwin it at somebody!!! didnt no where 2 put this post

Labelled as a dirty old man, I feel its time you all had a look at my pet fish :

Anyone know of a program which lets you look at what programs are accessing your internet connection? My old firewall did it, but this one doesn't. Just that my machine has been merrily downloading stuff, when I wasn't accessing any pages....it may just be some automatic update feature, but it could be something more sinister, so would like to check. (It is just nice to know what programs are surreptitiously sending information when you are online anyway)

Is this normal? Do most people's blokes do this?

Don't you love me no more? Is it cos I have Creamy and you don't. Hit me back - just to chat, this is biggest fan, this is loud!

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Happy Birthday To You Both I know dogz doesnt get on much but maybe he will today!! Have a good day both of you!!

Here is a new set I did today playing Hard Trance / Hard House http://209.123.85.10/~markdj/14.08.03ht.MP3 Let me know what you think of the set http://www.djmixing.vze.com I have just been having a listen to this set and I think it sounds funky! I have played some good tunes in here but like I said a few sound funky lol. Enjoy! Mark Dj(I don't normally play this sort of music)

Not for the squeamish, this old clip shows how it should be done in the world of martial art........ Round 1!! http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1809/martialarts.mpeg

have you or si got any decent photos of me, i sooooooooo need to change my avator!

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b@stards who want to get off, get the f"*k off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you w@nkers who are getting on,get your fat ar$es in the train now, cause we're going down the tracks. If you don't get on in time - tough sh!t" The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice langua…

Two blokes are having a beer, talking about various sex positions. The first bloke says that his favorite position is the "rodeo." The other bloke asks what the position is and how to do it. The first replies, "Well, get your wife on all fours and do it doggy style. Once things get underway and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position as well.' Then try and hang on for 8 seconds."

An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him. He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital …

.........check out this beauty: After getting all Pope John-Paul II's luggage loaded in the limo (and His Holiness doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Relucta…

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haha yeah... he reckons he has enough for Southampton now and he's well chuffed but i was speakin to him most of last night and he was crappin himself, more worried about his mum bein disappointed in him than anythin else but i said to him if he had done his best then i dont see why she would be disappointed!! Think he will be out on the piss again tonight to celebrate

I've just had a phone call from O2 offering me a new phone...a nokia 7250 (worth £150)... ...for free. I get... 1. to keep my old mobile number 2. 500 free texts per month 3. 50 free minutes talktime to any other network all for £20 a month. Not bad really considering I only spend about £15 on my current phone at the moment which is an old nokia 3310 pay-as-you-go on the virgin network.

Are you two around on Saturday night?? I'm gonna be down your neck of the woods...

Hi. I got pissed on my lunch break again today, in the sun. Then went back into training and fell through the door like a twat. haha *bothered* Then we all had a conversation about magic mushrooms with my trainer haha last day tomorrow and then I have 3 days off. Which is good. Because the 3 days I have been training, there have been a [censored] load of calls due to this worm that is currently killing the uk hahaha and none of us have taken one call which is GRRREAT ! I wish I could work 9-5 everyday - last one tomorrow Im drinking beer - it's my new fwend everyone stinks of [censored] mwa

Greetings! I've not been on here at all recently, and haven't seen any of you crazy lot for far too long... It's been mad at work, crazy mad, and I've watched the months dissapear lol. Anyway, I'll be sorting another Oxford meet soon probably sometime in October. The last one was ace, we all had fun so hope to see some of you at that. Beckie and I are in Ibiza from the 30th for two weeks, so we'll have to meet up. Probably see some of you at Hyde Park though - will it piss down? Lots of new members on here since I last visited, but tell me is CreamyKev still a cunt? I love you really

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hiya! been away a while, so thought id say hello, and now im off again! but ill cu all very soon!

He He, I just bought M8 the dance magazine, and there was a review of 'Lashed' in Ibiza. There were two pics of Jordan and Lashes comparing their sillicone enhanced assets, and Jordan groping Lashes tit!