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Bushy asked me about what you asked him and the answer to the question is yes i would mate not a prob dude

Have a brilliant night tonight Tell Andy he's to play my part in the aftermath

Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I'm your announcer Richard Small. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up... Lineup: In lane 1. Passionate Lady In lane 2. Bare Belly In lane 3. Silk Panties In lane 4. Conscience In lane 5. Jockey Shorts In lane 6. Clean Sheets In lane 7. Thighs In lane 8. Big Dick In lane 9. Heavy Bosom In lane 10. Merry Cherry THEY'RE OFF!!! Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot. AT THE HALFWAY MARK: …

you should never get your mates a job at the place u work 1st argument happened today . only her fourth week too

About yourself that we probs dont know...........and could maybe shock us.

Awesome !

Just come to see whos still about on CTW. Afew new names since i last came on. Unfortunately still got the group hug smilie tho.

is broken! grr! stupid people hiya how u doin???? lol

Just for you Clicky click

RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS 2 weeks 3 months 2 weeks 3 months 2 weeks 3 month are you comin to takapunas on sunday??? we are still coming brum please text me your set time. say hello to andy for me heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mwah xx

ello ello hows u ?

My flight is at 11pm UK time on the 30th. how crap is that. how are you anyway chick? you gotta come over soon xx

hello there how are u? how good was steph's and the park the other weekend

have you all remembered? its cost me a small fortune this year doesnt help with the kids dads birthday being the same day & mums birthday the week after.

Gail force winds, heavy rain, freezing cold british summer is well & truley upon us the heating has been turned on again if i dont warm up soon the duvet will be dragged downstairs to die under

I know the dictionary says a child of un-married parents but when do the parents have to be married , at the time of the birth or is it OK to wait till after the birth ? & does the child become a bastard if the parents become divorced ? A silly question asked by my daughter & I dont know the answer .

ooooo the pain i have a inflamed coxyx (sp?) & its hell, i cant sit down

i need to know what 8 stone is in lbs

I had a lovely weekend, although proper peesed off this morning in work, because it's stupidly cold in here ! What did you all get up to ?

not working today but its too hot to move from my sofa ......its 28' deg here already.....was gonna go out for a walk somewhere but i might just stay in & keep cool......

Tonight Got home from work just gone 10 and I've took my dog across the fields it was so light!! Scared the poop out of me mind because it's an eery light/darkness swore someone was following me so cut it short Is it just round here (thats the midlands)

To be honest, it had to be that verdict... I hope he cripples the family who accused him now by suing them for everything they own Shocking it ever got this far when there was fuck all evidence, stories kept changing, and also many other celebrities saying they had tried to dupe them out of money in the past...

I know this is a music related thread but its not really a clubbing music thread so its goin in here Has anyone heard the Bloc Party Album?? IMO I think they are THE freshest sounding band in the UK. They have a sound of their own, very quirky! There isnt a bad track on the album, and it has an edgey upbeat vibe to it. It has been my preclub warm up for some time now. Ended up playing a last min set at my mates night on sat. I played 3 of their tracks out that night, Indie music (ish) at a house club doesnt sound like it would work but it did. Seriously, if you havent already, you should check this out.

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is …

1. Walk behind random people in a street with your mate, walk behind people who look innocent and then start talking a rude convo with your friend really loud. Something like. "So there she was, legs wide open and I was ramming my cock hard up her cunt and I spunked my load all over the fucking gaff." Ah ha ha makes me piss myself everytime. 2. Walk up to someone right outside a real recognisable shop like HMV with it's big bold letters and ask "Excuse me mate can you just tell me WHERE THE FUCK IS HMV?" and then they are like "Right here." with a confused look on their face. And then you say "What? Over there?" pointing in totally the opposite direction and then you…

Was working in my home store today (ballymena, my home town) went out for a dander on my lunch. Topshop is in a shopping centre but right near the main entrance. I went out to tk maxx to buy a pair of sunglasses Ive had my eye on. (TK maxx is right outside the centre) but it had the shutter down. Found out about an hour later there was a pipe bomb found in their service yard out the back of the store which basically is right behind my work. Because I was out on my lunch I didnt go back into my shop just stayed out. But came back to find out everyone had been evacuated from topshop and loads of other shops. fucking wankers

did u have a go at making furrys and what was the results like if u did?

i've been thinking of joining one, and wanted to know if anyone has used one and what they're like etc etc

Hello my sweet ... why you suffering today ... did you go Polys Whens your birthday .. you can pm if you don't want everyone to know You heard from Halz? What date you going on your hols?