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A beautiful, well endowed young lady goes to her local pet store. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: 'Oral Sex Frogs! Only £20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions)'. The girl looks around excitedly to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one please" The man packaged the frog and says, "Make sure you follow the instructions carefully". The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home. As soon a she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the instructions and reads them: 1. Take a shower 2. Splash on…

SLUUUUUTTTT Sorry my mate keeps giving me tests..last night gay-o-meter tonight slut lol...dunno if hes trying to tell me something i got 72% lol.

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Look at the line up for it does anyone know if this clashes with any other big nights?? i have to go..that line up is amazing!!

I was listening to Radio Five earlier, and they said "news reports are coming in of a bomb attack on George Bush's plane" Nothing more was said for about 10 minutes, and then they said "Some of you may have noticed that I haven't mentioned any more about a news story, and I am not allowed to say anything" There is no report of anything on the BBC website. Did anyone else hear anything like this?

Hi all, This has nothing to do with CTW, but as it was sugested to me that all the people that know about this stuff puts posts in ere I thought I would ask. Without trying to advertise another site, can anyone tell me where to get FREE web hosts that support PHP & MySQL? I am currently using Blueyonder but they don't support MySQL. Can anyone help? Kris Kelly

does any one no who j968 is?? also if your reading this stop [censored] messageing me on msn!!! i have never met you and i dont know who you are!!!!!!

i wasnt horny until i came online and started listening to really hard hardstyle. I just always think getting [censored] hard and deeply to it... and now im like god i need a hard [censored] its driving me maaaaaaad. Or maybe its cause im frustrated?? hmm...i dunno

Hey all, Well what a birthday!!! (for those of you who don't know, it was on the 6th). Celebrated in the sun on Bournemouth beach and got a call from Glitz_Chick to tell me we are off to Ibiza on Friday 8th for Radio One Weekend...happy birthday!!! Bring it fooking on!!! Flight departed on at 6 in the am on Friday and got to our destination at about 9ish. Slapped on the sun cream and hit the beach which was rammed with the fittest men I have ever seen . Sunned for a bit before heading over to the radio one escapades at the Windmill on San An Bay. It was stomping. Fergie played a brlliant set to finish it off at a 11pm and our adventure for Friday night be…

i can sort of make it happen just by thinking about it n tensing muscles - only after a spliff tho, any 1 else lol - its quite funny, and does impress a gal lol

This is odd...... http://viral.lycos.co.uk/pop.html?url=http://www.whatwillyoustart.com/game.php?c=uk

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Just noticed it on the Frisky as Funk board...and as you are a fellow Northamptonian I thought I'd be the first to say it. Its my brothers birthday today aswell (30th)...my mums tomorrow (59th).

did u change my advatar??? it jus changed suddenly and scaired the [censored] out of me. lol thanx if ya did it looks better.

alritey there dangermouse

1stly hello sexy, miss u lots 2ndly pm'd u lol 3rdly y do the signatures sumtime turn into html coding???

Oi you - get your arse in gear n let me see them photos that you took at ss about a billion years ago!!

Even if it was big bucks involved ?

My last one did, slack bitch.

Congratulations on your new job mate!!!!!!!

i think were needed chick smut lol xxx

i have bin ordered by luu luu to post on ere more, so here u go!! lol

R u still on the board as I cant see you !

wat u up2? Wen u out next? We really need to sort out going out and getting very drunk at some point, I miss our piss ups

from our neighbours about our music it wasnt downstairs or next door it was outside..if you look out our flat window is a square of flats and seemingly the noise travels every day they totally kicked the door so we could hear them... And seemingly its taken them ages to find us so weve to close our windows it had to be when 9 is classic is on... lol - obviously dont like bouncy hard house!! Were proud weve had two complaints, one from miles away and one letter saying 'together we can keep the peace'

mmmmmm maybe we cud b really cheesy & b cheerlaeads lol

I just love how the irish say "AYE!"

Submissive House boy required for evening/Weekend work in Sheffield home. Would suit someone looking for a change. To keep the place clean and tidy - help with shopping etc. Work no more than two hours each day, so lots of free time for a second job or studies. Personal services would be expected. Reply giving location and good description or face pic. Any questions just ask. The successful applicant will receive many benefits, including BUPA health plan, free entry to Tidy events and holidays. No timewasters.

Being as the site has been going for the best part of....well just how long is it...18 months!!, I think we should start CTW ReUnited. Where peeps could register as having once belonged to CTW, and then track each other down, especially old members who have 'Left' the board. Tidy Trax Grant to name but one... We could post funny anecdotes, and reminise about old posts like this: How it was in the good old day's Moan on about how it was much better it was then. Complain about how much fun CTW used to be, compared to today. So how about it James how about www.ctwreunited.com or am I 30 years to early??

i can confirm that black men have the biggest knobs!! lets just say i have a smile on my face today!

When i first saw you that time close up in my chalet @ room 444 i was like this.... Maria will tell you this as well... Now babe.... Im like this