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do u do finger paintings?

I met the great man at Bar M on Thurs night and turned into a right schoolgirl... shook his hand and hugged him. Alas my mate Stuj (aka Tunic) managed to wipe the digital camera (we also had great pics of Eddie Halliwell and Shan on there) on the way back from Cream on Friday morning but hopefully we still managed to get a pic on a disposable camera... am still in awe

anyone want them?????? going for free..... there doing my swede in! never have kids, they scream at you all day, cry, eat you out of the house, miss the toilet (well, my son does) cost to much money and mess the house up ..........like having a man really!!! im slowley going mad

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to clo…

I saw him at HHA told him everyone loves him and get his arse back on here, he said he was gonna. We will see

Hi to any one on here. How is everyone at this time of morning. IF UR AWAKE THEN YOUR HARDCORE

was the bollox!!!!!! Went to the Rookery Hall in Nantwich. Apparently where posh and becks announced their engagement from! My mate got married and Emma and i had a top day and night! We stopped at this hotel and my mates bro asked if i'd breen to my room, i said i had, they were huge! My mates bro said he walked into the bathroom and though tthe basin was the bath it was that big!! Food was great, got pissed, emma got pissed, and all had a good time!! Great stuff!

honeykins, you have changed your name, why not the avatar now.. miss pollard!!!

and I think I like it

I reckon i cud stay intact 4eva if needed

...and teased til ur beggin for it. who else really likes this? haha

any1 else findin em VERY slow at loading?

great final episode....stupid ending still, was nice to see them use Mandy again, tho she didnt look as hot as she did in series 1!!

sun cream keep before it's useless? i've got a spray from june 2002

"bring back the bouncey smiley" post 1. Phil raa 2.

who is enjoying this heat? i cant stand it, shouldnt moan really, but its really too hot too go outside

ok normally this doesnt happen but very 1st thing after u woke up and feel like wank - y the hell does it sort of feel nowt like it shud - and y duz it just sort of dribble out a lil bit lol! after 20 mins always am back to full squirting capabilities ... any1 else lol?

star in any film at all what would it be?? and why??

is it my p.c or have you got 3 seperate posts all with different names but containing the same replys? sort it out space cadet!

My phone was red hot dude. What did you do ?! IT'S WAS ALL SO SHATTERINGLY HOT WITH THOSE TEXTS IN MY PHONE ! (L)

Say sumthing funny.

I love it. touch my nipples wat about u guys?

Ok, I know you get some error at the forums entrance, but it didn't stop me getting in

A big date with Rosy Palms A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters Adjusting the antenna Adjusting your set Answering the Bone-A-Phone Applying the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper Asking for a second opinion (your second head) Assault on a friendly weapon Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Attending to the throb knob needs Auditioning the hand puppet Backstroke roulette Badgering the witness Baiting your hook Ball slappin' fun Bangin' your bacon Banging one out Banging the Cyclops Bashing the Bishop Bashing the candle Bashing the pear …

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For those who want to waste a few minutes... Orisinal : Morning Sunshine

does anyone know where i can get a part time job evenings and weekends or just weekends? i need some extra cash for my hols thanks must be in or nr leeds