General Discussion

Every time when wanking? A lad i know asked me as he was curious.... most of the time i do yeah as its abit like teasing urself otherwise.... and no1 likes a tease haha!! But yeah unless i dont get distrubed or distracted or dont have time i generally finish what i start!!

has this been done before!! sorry if it has i know some of you are still kids so you can put you fave programme now mine was BOD, that little cartoon guy (there was so much detail in the drawings, my 3 year old can do better)

captain jack has sunk every ship his captained

your a shite shag, Ive shat my load and now Im goin to sleep

Toast DJ Comp Made me when I saw how I was described!

what's he up to today?

instead of 'eyes open wakey wakey' it should be 'legs open nice and widely' sorry im a bit hyper...and thats when the [censored] jokes come out! imagine if he hypnotised you and you woke up and he'd came all over your face..LOL

hiya chicks so here is a thought, im goin back to uni on the 12th to take my stuff back then im goin to this ctw thing in london on the sat night, then ill be goin back home for the wknd after cos its nics 21st, SO do u fancy dropping off your stuff at uni or whatever then cumming up mine for that wknd n then we can all drive back down to uni together? i cant wait i cant wait i cant wait, and ive decided im DEFINATLEY moving out after this year of uni and down that part aswell!!!!

Snd how old were you? I can't remeber how old i was but i can remeber it all quite vividly...haha. And did you know what was happening though? I can't remember if I did or not but I remember making a helluva mess. I mean....without any practice how the fook was i supposed to know i'd be shooting creamy stuff to such a degree all over the place? Lol.

Hey fish,like the hat.

now they get me horny!

Hello girlyz!!! How ya both doin? I know I said I wasn't gonna go to any hh events anymore but I fink I have changed my mind!!! Tidyssential - what do you reckon?!! xxx

I just noticed this

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YOU ARE COMING TO TIDY TRAX WEEKENDER 4.

Trade goes back to the original residents for one night only. Who fancies it?

Is it only me who sits on the pc in their underwear or do other ppl do it? strange thing to ask but this is CTW

names here if you care lmao

charlie from busted he looks so young, he owns a school uniform and me want him sooo bad. and yes - i do have bad taste in men. But look at the look on his face...hes asking for a spanked ass!! i think im going to go onto there fan site and send him a dirty email..lol. My mate thinks his mum will probably check them tho but hes 22!!! so am i...were perfect for each other ha ha..it will bring a whole new meaning to 'its what he came to school for'

My new desk sucks, i can hardly get on the site!

I've just got in from work about an hour ago and I'm popping off to bed in a minute but I thought I'd greet all you early risers. Hows you lot doing on this cool August morning?

hellooo? helloooo? u out there? *tumble weed drifts past* *asks tumble weed* are u my ego? *tumble weed answers* no laurence. i am just symbolic for emptyness *me replies* damn

YOU ARE NOT COMING TO TIDY TRAX WEEKENDER 4. If u dont change ur avatar u ugly cunt.

have u passed out from alcohol consumption lol - u stopped posting imagine that every1 - in front of her pc - head on keyboard lol

http://www.workinprogress.tv/personal/118118/118118.html best pisstake advert I have seen for ages

u just mentioned the drome in birkenhead!! u fuckin legend!! big shout goin out to the birkenhead crew!!

Sat here at work bored out of my tree. Life has to be better than this!

3 Point Shot A night in with the girls Airing the orchid Applying lip gloss Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Automatic pilot Banging the box Bashing the gash Basting the tuna Basting your turkey Bathing the kitty Beating around the bush Beating the Beaver Brushing the beaver Brushing your afro Buffing the bead Buffing the Weasel Burying the knuckle Butterin' the muffin Buttering your bagel Carpet bumping Cat got tongue Checking for depth Checking for squirrels Checking for the jackpot Checking my oil Checking the foxhole Checking the muffler Checking the oil …

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