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To be honest, it had to be that verdict... I hope he cripples the family who accused him now by suing them for everything they own Shocking it ever got this far when there was fuck all evidence, stories kept changing, and also many other celebrities saying they had tried to dupe them out of money in the past...

I know this is a music related thread but its not really a clubbing music thread so its goin in here Has anyone heard the Bloc Party Album?? IMO I think they are THE freshest sounding band in the UK. They have a sound of their own, very quirky! There isnt a bad track on the album, and it has an edgey upbeat vibe to it. It has been my preclub warm up for some time now. Ended up playing a last min set at my mates night on sat. I played 3 of their tracks out that night, Indie music (ish) at a house club doesnt sound like it would work but it did. Seriously, if you havent already, you should check this out.

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is …

1. Walk behind random people in a street with your mate, walk behind people who look innocent and then start talking a rude convo with your friend really loud. Something like. "So there she was, legs wide open and I was ramming my cock hard up her cunt and I spunked my load all over the fucking gaff." Ah ha ha makes me piss myself everytime. 2. Walk up to someone right outside a real recognisable shop like HMV with it's big bold letters and ask "Excuse me mate can you just tell me WHERE THE FUCK IS HMV?" and then they are like "Right here." with a confused look on their face. And then you say "What? Over there?" pointing in totally the opposite direction and then you…

Was working in my home store today (ballymena, my home town) went out for a dander on my lunch. Topshop is in a shopping centre but right near the main entrance. I went out to tk maxx to buy a pair of sunglasses Ive had my eye on. (TK maxx is right outside the centre) but it had the shutter down. Found out about an hour later there was a pipe bomb found in their service yard out the back of the store which basically is right behind my work. Because I was out on my lunch I didnt go back into my shop just stayed out. But came back to find out everyone had been evacuated from topshop and loads of other shops. fucking wankers

did u have a go at making furrys and what was the results like if u did?

i've been thinking of joining one, and wanted to know if anyone has used one and what they're like etc etc

Hello my sweet ... why you suffering today ... did you go Polys Whens your birthday .. you can pm if you don't want everyone to know You heard from Halz? What date you going on your hols?

I know it's bugger all to do with clubbing but my mate, Guy Martin, Has just come third in the Senior TT race. The senior is the BIG race of the TT week. Not bad for a 23yr old really.

so get out your brollys, its bound to rain i hate tennis......so boring

Has anyone got a phone number for Drew Tilney? Tried PMing him and emailing him but no reply. it's regarding his entry into the Guilt DJ Competition. If anyone can help please get in touch - thatnks

when you in leicester next (town centre shopping) let me know & il come meet you for an hour finish work this week for 6 months so i will have plenty of time

the bleedin weather! i was watchin gmtv at the guy hangin around hyde park and the weather looked amazing and not a cloud in sight! course, my curtains were closed so i didnt know what our weather is like. then on comes the weather forecast and by typical nature scotland has a big cloud hangin over all of it where pretty much the rest of the uk was completely clear and bright sunny n warm weather! unfair like! its funny tho about ppl who complain about the weather, like there's sum1 in charge of a weather machine lol

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announc…

just been work, paid the babysitter £10 before i went, sposed to be working 5.30pm - 1.30am as there is a wedding in the pub i do casual work for (although why anyone would want to hold a reception in that shit pit is beyond me), it all kicked off at 7pm, the groom kicked 7 bells of pikey shit out of the best man in a coked up rage, so then everyone else joined in & the police were called, DJ left & bar shut! so i earnt £10, paid out £10, walked 2 miles, inhaled around 160 cigarettes & spliffs, dodged countless flying glasses (had to pick shattered glass out my bra cus one smashed above my head ) & clean up a trashed pub......all for the gr…

http://www.slm-leisure.co.uk/centres/stratford/ That's where I'm going in the morning, saunas and shit! Bring your smallest bikini.

Just watching the high lights on T4 ... Ohh do I wish I was there Looks absolutley banging My daughters there lucky get

what are you listening to right now????? (includes what u watchin on the tv now as well if u aint listenin to owt.) me- im listening to Paul Van Dyk - Nothing But You (Original Mix) i LOVE this one i really really do i love it so much it brings such happy summer memories to me from 2 summers ago (hard to believe it was that long!!) and they played that tune outside at the beat106 radio bus at T in the Park on the friday night but that was also one of those evocative moments! i love it i love it i love it!

not been on in a while so thought id say hello.

hi all, i am new! my name is dan, i come from doncaster and work part time for BT and the other part of my day is usually taken up by promoting my night Push. I am 21, my favorite genre is probably house - electro inparticular but i also love the hard stuff! my favorite club nights are KissDaFunk, Speed Queen, Sundissential

hey chicken!! hows you? have you got them flyers sorted?? i moved to a bigger room the other day and man do i need to cover the walls up

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trying to get us all out to wales this saturday night eh??? got ur flyer - it looks cool shame i cant make it though. deborah's 18th and all...

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Be…

Sinse I have started my new job, every week day just seems to fly by. It's kind of shocking to think that four days ago it was Monday. It seems liek only yesterday my weekend finished, and here we have another one. I have been in work sinse 7 this morning, and it's almost 12, then it's lunch, then it's almost time to go home. Is the earth spinning at a faster rate ? I remember going on the sunbed a few weeks ago and I went on for 8 minutes, When those 8 minutes were over, I couldn't quite believe how quick they went ! I swear something fishy is going on in the world .. or maybe some 'speed' has entered orbits atmosphere.

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i love my lil monty

trapped wind & indigestion? preferebly without popping pills knew that cheese & onion cob for breakfast was a bad idea

Bit of advice as ur the most knowledgable ibiza bird i can think of club prices? how much are we gonna be looking at for amnesia, es paradis, dc-10, space etc. wheres the best places to go for tickets when we get there or shd we book online b4 we go? any advice on where to avoid if we perhaps fancy some naughty little holiday pick me ups and also wheres the best plce to go 4 em or type of ppl to ask