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Lisa is amazing. She is now my bigger sister. Just thought I would share my "how lucky I am to have a friend like Lisa" with you !

Who the fook is that in your avatar sweety???????????????

1) The Green Mile 2) Usual Suspects 3) The Italian Job (Original Version) Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off!

Are you still playing out for us in Ibiza hunny?

Maybe I'm just a bit weird lol, but when i first saw Chells post my first thought was that Musical Sex must be like Musical Chairs, just different. Lol. When the music stops you grab a partner and [censored], whoever is left without a partner is out. Hmm.

alrite sonny hows it going, not seen u 4 while, fancy another popper bong session in cyberdog LOL

Source: http://www.harderfaster.net/images/features/10492.Tomcraft3.jpg Just imagine djing to a crowd that size - would be one hell of a buzz /images/graemlins/thumbs.gif

And wots ur biggest turn off?

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ur a little mad rnt ya

With excitement and i dont think there is a smilie on here that can truly represent how ready to burst i am right now its excitement all the way ARRRRRRRRRRGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"£"£$39erfmcm,dlkdskldc

Hello Moo Did u know that u have a twin brother or is this the big family secret no-one has got round to telling u yet. I saw who I thought was u out clubbing Sunday but it turned out it wasn't u unless u've put on a tiny bit of weight and lost the camo gear.

Can u mail me that pic of me and G pls in the hats- i wanna c

For some unknown [censored] reason when i boot up my puter, the desktop doesnt have my start menu and any icons on it! Any ideas on ho to remedy this highly irritating situ?

Iv always wondered how u think to spell boring baoring or board baord.... not a dig, i just wondered

I woke up @ 2pm Then went to the pub, and have just got back. This pub we went tho is the dogs bollox, the beer garden is massive and is right on a small marina off the River Nene.

on Channel 4 now, it's about male penis removal, the title made me laugh!

Just to let you all know that my operation went well today! I had to have a mole removed from my knob....... i wont be shagging one of those again!

Have any of u ladies ever let a man come in your mouth then blew bubbles with it? its a porn industry trick, mix the man paste with a little spit and its hubba bubba time!

Coming to Wildchild ?

hello how r u today?

he wont talk to me? have i done something wrong?

we seem to import soo much rubbish like 'will + grace' yet we have an infinity of good british comedy progs like: black books, spaced, couplings. so very british yet absolute classics its like we're not even trying half the time as we seemt o be re-running the old stuff (granted they're quality) like 'only fools and hourses', 'faulty towers', 'r u being served' just becuase its cheeper and easyer then actually employing some of our tallen to invent new and interesting ways to make us couch-potatos laugh

Bolox.. haha quality. sorry people.. kevs bored. [censored] it im goin 4 a spin on dex. peace.

been shopping recently buddy?

just got an email about terry georges new club and sundissential are hosting there every 2nd friday how good is this

For everyone that has joined up in the last few weeks, i normally say hi and welcome but not having much access to a pc of late has stopped me.. Anyway, welcome everybody and i hope you find a new lease of life in CTW

Wots the best music to shag to?

hello and welcome to ctw (if i havnt welcomed u already) tell me about urself. i'm (usually) nice and friendly and am feeling like a rotation of mates @ the mo so i've ditched tresh, clubbing_si and bushy 4 who ever the next 3 ctw recent addictions decide to post

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