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Just thought id add another FAO to ur ever growing list of them

http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/cms.asp?Page=/Home 08456060234 U tried this sweetie?

and why? id have an armadillo, cus there crunchie on the outside and smooth on the inside!! (this post is mr happy's fault)

i think loo loo fancies u

I hope your comin to tidyssential at the end of the month u cunt?

I honestly dont see the point of this! My ex used to ring me at work now and again telling me what she was upto etc. but it's never apealed to me, i mean after all whats the point of it? is there any point to it?

This is from mawia, she just texed me!! Maria is on train, she say's hello & she will be on line tomorrow.. SHAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a raver trapped in a filing cabinet? 'Sorted'

is a wee cunt! hes sittin here watchin balamory while his mummy gets a bath and he keeps gettin the tv remote and changin the channel and [censored] (hes only 1), I take the buttons off him and put them somewhere I think he cant get them........turn my back for 2 seconds and hes changin the channels again Im not havin kids for a while!

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a 12 inch thumpers cd as a runner up in a competition i forgot i even entered!! Woooooooo!!

Lisa is amazing. She is now my bigger sister. Just thought I would share my "how lucky I am to have a friend like Lisa" with you !

Who the fook is that in your avatar sweety???????????????

1) The Green Mile 2) Usual Suspects 3) The Italian Job (Original Version) Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off!

Are you still playing out for us in Ibiza hunny?

Maybe I'm just a bit weird lol, but when i first saw Chells post my first thought was that Musical Sex must be like Musical Chairs, just different. Lol. When the music stops you grab a partner and [censored], whoever is left without a partner is out. Hmm.

alrite sonny hows it going, not seen u 4 while, fancy another popper bong session in cyberdog LOL

Source: http://www.harderfaster.net/images/features/10492.Tomcraft3.jpg Just imagine djing to a crowd that size - would be one hell of a buzz /images/graemlins/thumbs.gif

And wots ur biggest turn off?

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ur a little mad rnt ya

With excitement and i dont think there is a smilie on here that can truly represent how ready to burst i am right now its excitement all the way ARRRRRRRRRRGhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"£"£$39erfmcm,dlkdskldc

Hello Moo Did u know that u have a twin brother or is this the big family secret no-one has got round to telling u yet. I saw who I thought was u out clubbing Sunday but it turned out it wasn't u unless u've put on a tiny bit of weight and lost the camo gear.

Can u mail me that pic of me and G pls in the hats- i wanna c

For some unknown [censored] reason when i boot up my puter, the desktop doesnt have my start menu and any icons on it! Any ideas on ho to remedy this highly irritating situ?

Iv always wondered how u think to spell boring baoring or board baord.... not a dig, i just wondered

I woke up @ 2pm Then went to the pub, and have just got back. This pub we went tho is the dogs bollox, the beer garden is massive and is right on a small marina off the River Nene.

on Channel 4 now, it's about male penis removal, the title made me laugh!

Just to let you all know that my operation went well today! I had to have a mole removed from my knob....... i wont be shagging one of those again!

Have any of u ladies ever let a man come in your mouth then blew bubbles with it? its a porn industry trick, mix the man paste with a little spit and its hubba bubba time!