General Discussion

we seem to import soo much rubbish like 'will + grace' yet we have an infinity of good british comedy progs like: black books, spaced, couplings. so very british yet absolute classics its like we're not even trying half the time as we seemt o be re-running the old stuff (granted they're quality) like 'only fools and hourses', 'faulty towers', 'r u being served' just becuase its cheeper and easyer then actually employing some of our tallen to invent new and interesting ways to make us couch-potatos laugh

Bolox.. haha quality. sorry people.. kevs bored. [censored] it im goin 4 a spin on dex. peace.

been shopping recently buddy?

just got an email about terry georges new club and sundissential are hosting there every 2nd friday how good is this

For everyone that has joined up in the last few weeks, i normally say hi and welcome but not having much access to a pc of late has stopped me.. Anyway, welcome everybody and i hope you find a new lease of life in CTW

Wots the best music to shag to?

hello and welcome to ctw (if i havnt welcomed u already) tell me about urself. i'm (usually) nice and friendly and am feeling like a rotation of mates @ the mo so i've ditched tresh, clubbing_si and bushy 4 who ever the next 3 ctw recent addictions decide to post

In a cocktail lounge in Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. In a doctor's office in Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. In a hotel in Acapulco: THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE From an instruction booklet for the air conditioner in a Japanese hotel: COOLES AND HEATES. IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF. From an instruction booklet provided by a car rental agency in Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HOR…

Is the teddy bear crap?

http://www.a-i.com/alan/

cheers me up plz - i'm in a rottern stinking mood

thought id be original and ask! sundissential for me

...display a rather nice picture of Miss Aguilera.

just been into leicester town!!!!!! big mistake! i sat on the bus for half hour in this heat next to an old, smelly, coughing man that kept chuntering on about "the youth of today" and "drugs are to blame for everything" thought i might have a change of looks this weekend (no cyber) so spent 75 quid on a skirt & top, then realised i had to accsesorise........ bag,belt,sunglasses,earings,armcuffs,necklace & the alltime must have wonderbra (not that i need it, just looks better under a see through top) realised i had spent 130 quid on 1 outfit (all food parcels gratefully recieved cus my kids aint gonna get fed for a week) all this for …

your boring me!!!!! im in need bullshit conversation il start posting really naff posts (like this one) unless someone entertains me

anyone?

i think it's cos i'm cutting Finding Nemo to cd

Right if this is me being miserable then bollocks to you but we need to sort out some sort of plan for if it rains which it might. Lots of peeps are comin along way for this and unlike me or everyone else who lives near me they cant all [censored] off home. We need to find a pub somewhere which is big enough for all of us bla bla bla. Shillibeers is an idea. dont know. another thing is if anyone is planning a bbq i dont reckon we will be allowed one, Hyde park is the queens front garden and theres always [censored] loads of police about so if we start a fire they will be bang on us, takin into consideration if they want to get shitty and search us we will blatently h…

I drank too much last night and I could feel it lyin in me stomach all night

Went out clubbing in glasgow last night - first of all went to the Arches - top club but was totally dead so ended up in this cheesy club called the Moon (yes have pics to prove it!) - they were playing Belinda Carlisle 'Heaven is a Place on Earth' when we walked in then 'Stuck in the Middle of You' what a class night! Then went back to hotel & proceeded to get more p*ssed & ended up going to find some ice & locking myself out of hotel room with no clothes on so the porter had to come & let me back in! Never again!

...one object that would represent who u are wat would it be and why?

i aint a donkey no more!!!!

I wont shag u, I promise LOL

Got your CD through mate! Quality! Really looking forward to you playing @ smile! Cheers for mailing me one!

What time are you wankers meeting up then?? If u want to meet earlier i.e. after 5 oclock somewhere then cool, otherwise no can do cos i have no money ( and i mean 0.00000000p) and i have gotta be round my mates by nine. wetherspoons by tottenham court rd??

like your new avatar!! very urrmmm george clooney look to it!!!

fook me, only just spotted this ! came up on random ctw photo! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=UK_Events/Insomniacz/2003-03-16&image=CTW_IMG_2572.jpg&img=&tt=

as much as i love shoppin dont u just hate it when it realy hot went shoppin to manc monday and came back wiv well nothin it was just to hot and i goin again to moz and its goin to be hot agin plese let there be a breeze

I saw this and thought of you :$ It just popped on my screen - someone crazy just showed me it.