General Discussion

Behave yourselves all of you til i get back!

So what do you lot drive,I drive a Vauxhall Astra sport mk4,any other Astra owners here?.

how mingin is it when they shag that birds arse till it bleeds I missed the end.........wat happens after she gives that guy a right kickin?

When do i get rid of my new member status thing??? Is it after so many posts...? like it on here glad ive joined tho, lots of opportunity! (for djing and meeting new people i mean) by the way if you want to add me to msn please feel free - onenaughty_dj@hotmail.com Sarah

Right im off to bed to dream about my cdj now the overtime has been done to pay for it Dont know how im going to sleep though because its roasting in my house already Makes me wish id got some beers in to help me out

flying kick to the back of the head just try me

insect killer stuff anyone?

have a rolo ice cream. and you can all [censored] off

You had a 8k bond maturing? 1. Spend the cash 2. Re-invest it ????? Bearing in mind i have 2 months before this happens!

Just been watching Bridget Jones's Diary and even though I have seen it loads it still makes me cry or it mite be cos its Tuesday

For me its probably Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince Summertime

Tickle your tastebuds here

I've just had a huge falling out wif my mum cos there's 2 tubs of butter open instead of one! For duck's sake it's only [censored] butter, 80p a [censored] tub!

Egor

It's the nads. DO SOME.

Im wondering why the hell im still sitting here fannying about, eating some spaghetelli thing from Asda and still feeling like shite from the huge pissup me n a few mates had last night Help? Anyone?

Quality sound system! Radio on my home Hi-Fi would have been just as good!

Yup. I wouldnt even bother e:mailing them mate, They are very unreliable replying, or they would just send you back an automated reply through laziness. The e:mail facility is dire. Luckily I dont seem to have a problem with the e:mail and never have either . There e:mail is [censored] as [censored]. They should scrap it - there has been never ending problems with the e:mail service for MONTHS. Their mail service is [censored] crap. I would never rely on NTL e:mail's service. It's poor to say the least. I have mail accounts with them but I don;t use them as my everyday use ones. Coz it's unreliable ! There ya go

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Anyone plz

get through my review. i know it's [censored].

my phones been cut off mate so cant reply to txts or ring u ul have to call me if u wanna meet up in hyde park 2moz dude, get gilly out too!

nice avatar! i meen that genuinly as well

Some new, some old......... GOING FOR A McShit Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mc**** with Lies. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pi$$e…

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and…

rachel says: i'm clever Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: u r rachel says: i know Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: in know u know Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: as u were the 1 to tell me rachel says: smart arse Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: i know i am Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: rachel says: i know i told you Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: i know u told me rachel says: this is silly i need my bed!!!!!!

does anyone own one of these? are they any good? TELL ME

Wehave - wish I was out in it tho