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>>Blonde joke >> >>A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She >>says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to >>borrow £5,000. >> >>The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the >>loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is >>parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and >>everything checks out. >> >>The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The >>Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using >>a £200…

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, Resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and Proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great oppo…

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"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only £1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only £160,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But…

A chap asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it's £20. "Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps. "I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he asks. The prostitute is worried that she's getting into something a bit heavy,but she goes along with his request. Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him which she does grudgingly. Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs and finally he takes duck call whistle from his pocket. "Bl…

in the thingy section the link dont work, for me anyway thingy = events

Started off counting rude words and then got bored. In fact I think I started this whole excercise because I was bored. Just realised it would be better just to list the top word counts! Doh ! "[censored]" - 14193 "Moo" - 8940 "CTW" - 7590 "CreamyC" - 6512 "HH" - 4893 "ClubTheWorld" - 3488 "London" - 3419 "Trance" - 3277 "PVC" - 2857 "Cunt" - 2454 "Random" - 2051 "Leeds" - 1663 "Funky" - 1600 "Sundissential" - 1187 "Glazby" - 1125 "Hardhouse" - 2842 "Wanker" - 838 "Farley" - 681 "Gurn" - 599 "Bollocks" - 455 "4Clubbers" - 350 "ClaireDC" - 337 "HarderFaster" - 242 "Lightweight" - 207 "1210" - 139 "Bolloxed" - 121 "…

I love taking photo's. I love looking at photo's. I love the way that photo's catch you in the most unattractive ways! : Basically, I love photo's. I am a photo lover! Anyways, I got two films back from Klick yesterday - one being that of the Cruise, and the other, I believe, was the ones I took at Incision with randoms wearing my Goofy hat! The Incision pics I took were classic! I know that, because it's not often you see people happily posing for a pic with a Disney character sat on their heads! But sadly, no one is going to see them, cos not one photo came out! (Which is why I really hope it wasn't the pics I took the other Friday!) I was…

As if I havent got enough holiday to take, my company just go and send this out ! I then sent out an email to my associates saying ... So expect to see me in a right mess at the london drinks tomorrow night !

http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?ID=1943&type=1&page=4 I thought someone might like this.

every now and again when u click post or forums the font changes for all headings and the screen goes white instead of blue?

1 could sort out all my money matters.....

Sarah, hope your well! GR8 speaking to you last night! Have you any more info on the weekend? M

bloody hell that dj is strange thanx 4 the tip tho - a bloody good listen it is

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PM me the link to the smilies - im off to work - ta luv !

They all went in the post this afternoon so should be with you soon. I'd appreciate you letting me know if there is any problems with the burning of the cds, I dont know if my writer is on the way out or I just got a dodgy batch of cds last month. Thanks again for the uptake, a total of 26 went in the post. Hope you enjoy it

i’ve just come out of a meeting with my boss, who’s just let me know that as of tomorrow I’ll be moving desks, resulting in one of the company Executives being sat right behind me and able to see exactly what I’m upto during the day, [censored] Marvellous!! So I have two options, put up with it for the time being, until I can steal another desk, or only come on the board early morning and at times when the miserable bastard behind me fucks off, Gutted no more tossing it off at work!! Any ideas?

PM'd ya mate... You got it yet?

keep it up

Welcome back Lou Have your fingers ceased up yet

wed lunch????? yeh or neh???? you have a good one at global, i'm still nursing my tea burnt hand

Me and Jp have just had a booking come through for this weekend festival in norfolk, it should be a good laugh, got the last set too Anyone in the area that fancies coming?? All details can be found on [http://www.xtremeuk.biz/[/url] Marlingford, Norfolk. 15th, 16th & 17th August 3 Days of camping with 4 music arenas, extreme activities and VW stuff. The Xtreme arena will feature funky house during early part of the day moving into progressive and trance around lunch time with full on Hard Dance Hard Trance in the afternoon and into the night. With all the Xtreme residents & special guests. Join us for a weekend of madness. DJ's con…

Claire,its about 80 degree's outside.Why don't you go out and top up your white bits,instead of festering in front of your computer all day?

iv just set this p.c up but the screen keeps jumping around, think it might have something to do with the smilie things, i said no to some java thingy when i first logged on to ctw, so now it has to download every 50 odd smilies everytime i make a reply!!! could this be the reason if so how can i sort it out, cus its doing my swede in!

I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom. When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak. What should I do?

Hope ya doing ok hun & we gotta meet up for a mad drinking sesh soon!