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get through my review. i know it's [censored].

my phones been cut off mate so cant reply to txts or ring u ul have to call me if u wanna meet up in hyde park 2moz dude, get gilly out too!

nice avatar! i meen that genuinly as well

Some new, some old......... GOING FOR A McShit Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mc**** with Lies. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pi$$e…

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and…

rachel says: i'm clever Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: u r rachel says: i know Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: in know u know Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: as u were the 1 to tell me rachel says: smart arse Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: i know i am Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: rachel says: i know i told you Laurence - New Phone - numbers needed! says: i know u told me rachel says: this is silly i need my bed!!!!!!

does anyone own one of these? are they any good? TELL ME

Wehave - wish I was out in it tho

Well?

>>Blonde joke >> >>A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She >>says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to >>borrow £5,000. >> >>The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the >>loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is >>parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and >>everything checks out. >> >>The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The >>Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using >>a £200…

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, Resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and Proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great oppo…

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"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only £1,500.00." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only £160,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! But…

A chap asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it's £20. "Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps. "I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he asks. The prostitute is worried that she's getting into something a bit heavy,but she goes along with his request. Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him which she does grudgingly. Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs and finally he takes duck call whistle from his pocket. "Bl…

in the thingy section the link dont work, for me anyway thingy = events

Started off counting rude words and then got bored. In fact I think I started this whole excercise because I was bored. Just realised it would be better just to list the top word counts! Doh ! "[censored]" - 14193 "Moo" - 8940 "CTW" - 7590 "CreamyC" - 6512 "HH" - 4893 "ClubTheWorld" - 3488 "London" - 3419 "Trance" - 3277 "PVC" - 2857 "Cunt" - 2454 "Random" - 2051 "Leeds" - 1663 "Funky" - 1600 "Sundissential" - 1187 "Glazby" - 1125 "Hardhouse" - 2842 "Wanker" - 838 "Farley" - 681 "Gurn" - 599 "Bollocks" - 455 "4Clubbers" - 350 "ClaireDC" - 337 "HarderFaster" - 242 "Lightweight" - 207 "1210" - 139 "Bolloxed" - 121 "…

I love taking photo's. I love looking at photo's. I love the way that photo's catch you in the most unattractive ways! : Basically, I love photo's. I am a photo lover! Anyways, I got two films back from Klick yesterday - one being that of the Cruise, and the other, I believe, was the ones I took at Incision with randoms wearing my Goofy hat! The Incision pics I took were classic! I know that, because it's not often you see people happily posing for a pic with a Disney character sat on their heads! But sadly, no one is going to see them, cos not one photo came out! (Which is why I really hope it wasn't the pics I took the other Friday!) I was…

As if I havent got enough holiday to take, my company just go and send this out ! I then sent out an email to my associates saying ... So expect to see me in a right mess at the london drinks tomorrow night !

http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?ID=1943&type=1&page=4 I thought someone might like this.

every now and again when u click post or forums the font changes for all headings and the screen goes white instead of blue?

1 could sort out all my money matters.....

Sarah, hope your well! GR8 speaking to you last night! Have you any more info on the weekend? M

bloody hell that dj is strange thanx 4 the tip tho - a bloody good listen it is

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PM me the link to the smilies - im off to work - ta luv !