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This has probably been done b4 but its Friday afternoon so: HOW TO POO AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking dump at work. CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make s…

Overall which event do u prefer goin to?

There were 3 guys in the rain forest and a bunch of cannibals jump out in front of them and take them to there village. The chief cannibal said he would let them live if they each came back with ten pieces of the same fruit. The guys thought that it was easy enough so they went to get the fruit. The first guy came back with apples. The chief said, "to live you must shove each piece of fruit up your ass without any noises or facial expressions." The man started shoving: 1-2-3-4- and them he cryed in pain so they killed him. The secnd guy came back with berries and the chief told him what he had to do. The man started shoving: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8- and then he began …

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Is ace as fook!!!! Really enjoyed it! After 2 hours (training) they said, u can go now... and i didnt wanna Im working 8pm - 3am tonight

in an internet cafe. Lets move along now you pissheads!!!!!

up to tonight? Im of to london for a straight night out!!! But gonna be great all the same, Kevin Energy, Sharkey & Group185!!

He's got his eye on the camera man

http://www.di.fm/# Listen to the TRANCE one. DJ Tiesto - Magik 6 Live at Amsterdam

I have uploaded a little mix I did the other day if you fancy a listen: Check: Jon Daniels 'Hard Trance' Just look for my name and either stream it within the Internet Media Player or download it, whichever. Enjoy.

What time ya comin?

Rite i use sonique at the moment, purely because its got speed control, but am sick of having to add new tracks everytime i get one and having to load and save all playlists when i do this. Got loads of tunes now and bit of pain when adding them and having to hold cntrl key down while selecting all tracks for playlist. Is winamp better and what are its highlights. A comparison against sonique would be good.

women use dildos cos ........... 1. they dnt talk bk 2. they last as long as u want them 2 3.they never roll over and snore lol

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:bumshake ohhhh tattooes and skin heads do it for me lol:

I've just got out of bed after finishing my 3 nights at work and I feel like death warmed up, was just going to sleep when next doors alarm went off then they put the radio on and started singing ffs Still, I will get my revenge!

Try this Met to be a phyci thing, doens't work for me though

I'm seeing Robbie at Knebworth on Sunday. Its about 20 minutes from me the traffic is a nightmare around here. There are people everywhere, we're not used to this kinda stuff happening around here. Its weird i'm used to combine harvesters causing traffic problems not coach loads of screaming robbie fans I'm not sure how i'm going to survive on Sunday, any tips and does anyone know what his new stuff is like cos i've not heard it?

I want THIS It's [censored] amazing !! I WANT IT It aint that expensive either.

As i have eastenders on the box at the mo, Martin Fowler gets laid on his 18th birthday! Which members also got laid on their 18th? It hurts to say that i didnt, although i went skinny dipping in my mates pool, and got a nosh off my sis's mate! lol

Here it is folks!!! It's fairly long!!! Enjoy!

i'm going out with my mates for my bday on sat nite, no idea where we're going cos its a surprise, got my outfit sorted, but have no idea what sort of makeup to wear, lippy n eyeshadow main probs, any hints or tips?? please help

i no this has prob been done b4 but i couldnt resist. Children of the 80's Hello children of the 80's. Read this, it will take you back but be careful cause it will also make you realise that you are now actually OLD!! You knew all the words to Captain Planet! Remember Tony Heart's "Heartbeat"? What about those rubber popper thingies that flew off the palm of your hand? "The Never Ending Story........ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh" Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo You played with "My Little Ponies." Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broke…

wish I was out

**looks at watch** **looks at watch again**

Hi there, I have been given 2 free tickets, and as I will be spending my time studying, I will not be going. If anyone wants them, drop me a PM. Lates, Ali x

you´ve been nicked son. far left of photo

allo, wat time u workin til today

I'm babysitting for someone tonight. I need to take some munchies with me to help me through the night, i was thinking about getting some maltesers. Maltesers are lush, but they have to be eaten by sucking the chocolate off first.

Thanx guys for the Pressy!!!