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I really do!!

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is groaning and looking a tad put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular... "I guess we answered THAT question."

basically i've got a new phone. the number should be the same as the old number (ie 0773***1654 stared out as i'm paranoid) can u text me ur number if u have the credit and if u dont msn/email/pm/etc me it

http://quizilla.com/users/FrenchieTheLeprechaun/quizzes/How%20Perverted%20are%20you%3F i just took this test and apparently i'm a pervert.

Jimmy me old mucker! what u bin up to this weekend u dirty little jock?

This has probably been done b4 but its Friday afternoon so: HOW TO POO AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking dump at work. CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make s…

Overall which event do u prefer goin to?

There were 3 guys in the rain forest and a bunch of cannibals jump out in front of them and take them to there village. The chief cannibal said he would let them live if they each came back with ten pieces of the same fruit. The guys thought that it was easy enough so they went to get the fruit. The first guy came back with apples. The chief said, "to live you must shove each piece of fruit up your ass without any noises or facial expressions." The man started shoving: 1-2-3-4- and them he cryed in pain so they killed him. The secnd guy came back with berries and the chief told him what he had to do. The man started shoving: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8- and then he began …

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Is ace as fook!!!! Really enjoyed it! After 2 hours (training) they said, u can go now... and i didnt wanna Im working 8pm - 3am tonight

in an internet cafe. Lets move along now you pissheads!!!!!

up to tonight? Im of to london for a straight night out!!! But gonna be great all the same, Kevin Energy, Sharkey & Group185!!

He's got his eye on the camera man

http://www.di.fm/# Listen to the TRANCE one. DJ Tiesto - Magik 6 Live at Amsterdam

I have uploaded a little mix I did the other day if you fancy a listen: Check: Jon Daniels 'Hard Trance' Just look for my name and either stream it within the Internet Media Player or download it, whichever. Enjoy.

What time ya comin?

Rite i use sonique at the moment, purely because its got speed control, but am sick of having to add new tracks everytime i get one and having to load and save all playlists when i do this. Got loads of tunes now and bit of pain when adding them and having to hold cntrl key down while selecting all tracks for playlist. Is winamp better and what are its highlights. A comparison against sonique would be good.

women use dildos cos ........... 1. they dnt talk bk 2. they last as long as u want them 2 3.they never roll over and snore lol

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:bumshake ohhhh tattooes and skin heads do it for me lol:

I've just got out of bed after finishing my 3 nights at work and I feel like death warmed up, was just going to sleep when next doors alarm went off then they put the radio on and started singing ffs Still, I will get my revenge!

Try this Met to be a phyci thing, doens't work for me though

I'm seeing Robbie at Knebworth on Sunday. Its about 20 minutes from me the traffic is a nightmare around here. There are people everywhere, we're not used to this kinda stuff happening around here. Its weird i'm used to combine harvesters causing traffic problems not coach loads of screaming robbie fans I'm not sure how i'm going to survive on Sunday, any tips and does anyone know what his new stuff is like cos i've not heard it?

I want THIS It's [censored] amazing !! I WANT IT It aint that expensive either.

As i have eastenders on the box at the mo, Martin Fowler gets laid on his 18th birthday! Which members also got laid on their 18th? It hurts to say that i didnt, although i went skinny dipping in my mates pool, and got a nosh off my sis's mate! lol

Here it is folks!!! It's fairly long!!! Enjoy!

i'm going out with my mates for my bday on sat nite, no idea where we're going cos its a surprise, got my outfit sorted, but have no idea what sort of makeup to wear, lippy n eyeshadow main probs, any hints or tips?? please help