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Apparently, we spent pretty much the entire night at GG behind this post....

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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you fix a women's watch? A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do? A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? A: Pregnant. …

Is this tune on any of your CD's ? Castor & Pollux - Serenity (JF Sebastian Mix) If not, sort it out ! It's a superb euphoric tune, bit like 'As the Rush Comes' but not as over-played

Do you break wind at afterparties often then ? I thought the caption was fair...hahaha

It's getting very long, now. Would you like me to greet you with no hair, tomorrow, Kev ?

Hi, Just wanted to send a message out to anyone who might have a profile on faceparty.com there was a dj comp a while ago to play at their massive festival of dreams competition, and i have been shortlisted as a dj, and now its time to vote... i am not that far from the top (ish) and would like to ask for any help in voting for me - cos it would be like a dream playing in front of 7,000 people!! I appreciate anyone helping me out, thanks a lot, sarah x

Was it the K? haha Looks like you are burning sum1 withyour evil eyes. Miss you dude

RE you a min ago yeah im fine babe, alot poorer than when u last saw me but im cool. im at some serious life crossroads at the moment regarding money, and not spunking it but basically im happy. At least im earning good money and wasting it rather that earning [censored] all. apart from that, me and nina are cool, she might hopefully have a new job doing something she really enjoys so.... oh yeah, i gave up smoking fags yesterday, touch wood i can do it, not sure though. Have to make sure i dont start smoking 10 joints a day to compensate this time. anyway...... how are u my darling??

Did you and your lady enjoy GKGG ? Can't believe we couldn't find you ANYWHERE ! Which tent did you stay most in ? Did you lave early ? Hope you both had a good time anyway !

I was going to check that you two got home ok, but I've just read that you ended up at shaft. Nice one you two! How was it? I would have given you a lift if you'd asked, but I wouldn't have asked, it just feels rude doesn't it. Think I got home about 8 sunday night. The drive home was great. It was really good dancing my way up the M42. I got a few strange looks though and got over taken by a caravan See you soon peeps. I've got a feeling I'm going to be up for it for the next few months, so bring it on.

I feel fooking great today!!! Just thought I'd share that with everyone!! It's Friday, it's the weekend, it's time to party...bring it on...WOO HOO!!!

Is this what the all the banner-ads pay for?! our secret

Just found something out thats extremly disgusting !!! and i feel sick Apparently some staff at my local McDonalds have been caught wanking into the Mayonaise, which has resulted in a customer catching something, Herpes or something like that These 'staff' should be locked up! There's been nothing in the local paper, should i belive it - can herpes be passed through digestion? ???

I've got some tunes on my computer and i want to put them onto cd, only problem is they are in .wma format, and to put them onto cd they need to be in .wav is there a way i can change the format so i can put these tracks onto cd!

Italy, speak to u all when i get back, which could be between a week and a few months, depends yet. i have contact numbers for a few of u, so i;ll call u if i decide to stay out there speak soon all! wuv yas!!

... uh huh

Must say cant wait to see these!

has virgin cola gone way downhill. It used to be a worthy substitute for proper coke, but it now tastes more like the panda cola variety

Good luck in Japan Let us know how its going. Bye

I'm considering changin my ISP @ home What would everyone suggest? I wanna be able to go on the net at anytime (day or night), not too botherered about Broadband - nothing over £30 a month please Cheers

I've put my money for TW4 in Nina's bank account today

its my birthday its my birthday (in da club style) and wanted to go somewhere different for a change i hope you can all help

Martin Fowler gets his end away on his 18th birthday!!! Gotta be worth a look! lol

I'll have a "cheese dog." Please and thankyou

If you have any old £10 notes I'd suggest you take them to a bank and change them coz they are no longer legal tender as of today. I was gonna post this ages ago but kept on forgetting.

hair is for men ....

Mr Butt is gay. But he is PEROPA sound, man. Mr Power, well, I don;t think he has really got the power, but I can see your point, in admiring the name, like.

...and its not that good at all. Arnies acting is awful, the guy who plays John Conner isnt very good, Claire Danes is pretty fit but boring as is Kathrine Loken, the film itself is rather bad.