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It's true. I wish I could give birth to it

I signed up for this rather cheesy wierd thingy a while ago to see wot all the fuss was about. Imagine my surprise when i should come across our very own mr gillibrand during my random perusings: check this out for a laugh! www.faceparty.com/gillyisace

i got my bungalow up for sale, not had hardly any viewers. then the estate agents ring me too say sum 1 wants too view on saturday. they really like it, as they been looking around from outside. cash buyers too. now i dont know if im making the rite move or not, i really dont know what too do

I have to go up to glasgow this fri & work for the day but am staying over there for the night - would someone please like to find me a club to go to that pref plays hard house or trance? I just dont have time to surf the net at work at the moment.

Does it involve corned beef cos that is wot it makes me fink about

Hi guys, Can anyone of you noice peeps out there, help me? I am trying to copy a programme from my Pc downstairs on to disc, so that I can load it on to another pc... but not entirely sure how to do it!! ANYONE??????????

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Leaving work in about an hour and I will not be back for two weeks. Yay. Plan on getting very [censored] up until I'm due back. This means you will have to try (I know its hard) and do without my sarky comments for a while. Miss D and Tony P I will speak to you before Sat Everyone else See you soon. Ps Anyone going HHA will also have the pleasure of my gurns. For now this is Crill signing off

Y is it that evrytime i go clubbin half the population of that club seems to av cum frm Northwich? I just seen a post about this on 4c by woody and evry1 seems to live in this little area- Viva la Northwich

Check out this site it is really weird & very accurate! http://www.colorgenics.com/index.cfm?pageview=test_8cube Post ya results it is really interesting!

my nan lives in a house next to a tree on Hampstead Heath r u knocking her ??? lol

This bloody thing keeps popping up wherever I navigate on the site? asking me if I wanna install it (which I cant do on works PC!!) anyone else getting is cos it's annoying as [censored]!!

Really good porn??? Nah only joking with that, i'm really looking for sites where i can download games especially looking for sensible world of soccer, and it also has to be easy to do as i'm pretty [censored] on computers Any ideas??

ever since quizilla arrived, the internet has been flooded with crap quizzes. in an attempt to raise the bar, i give you: the best quiz ever it won't tell you how perverted you are, it won't tell you what animal you are, it won't even tell you which lord of the rings character you are. it wil tell you what you are. period. enjoy alasdair

Ok yesterday i drove to manchester for the first time by myself in order to do a bit of shopping and meet a friend. I got there and parked near norf went and bought a coat that i didn't need and a bumbag . Met my friend went for a drink. Went back to my car only to find i haad been clamped i checked my wallet and my 4 leaf clover was gone After paying £65 to unclamp my car i was feeling rather pissed off and poor I reverse out of the car park and hit a post leaving a big dent in my front wheel arch Feeling ratheer dramatic i av a big moan about how [censored] life is and evrytime i start to be happy summat fucks up . I go back to my friends howse to chill ou…

i got my bungalow up for sale, not had hardly any viewers. then the estate agents ring me too say sum 1 wants too view on saturday. they really like it, as they been looking around from outside. cash buyers too. now i dont know if im making the rite move or not, i really dont know what too do

Car Check Point Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"…

For reasons beyond Mods power, he cannot use the internet. If u need him, u will have to ring him. ps. He hasnt paid his fone bill.

Still have no idea what you meant by that pm - explain it please

Hope you all had a good time. Has everyone done a head count...I'd hate to hear someone was left in a pile of mud somewhere. (Don't hold me to that I would probably PMSL!)

Guys, he is really poorly, and I ask you all, at this sad time to be easy on the poor, fragile lad, and give him lots of TLC Thanking you in advance, Ali xx Continuing the Creamy Revolution.

2 nuns sitting in a bath one says to the other "where's the soap" the other replies " yes, it does. Doesn't it?" 2 nuns cycling down a street one says to the other "i've never come this way before" the other replies "it must be the cobbles"

Hello! Hows being back in the real world? Did the coloring go ok? I'm sure it went fine. Everyones got an artist inside of them trying to get out. I'm stuck inside Bill Oddie at the minute. (I've just realised that sounds like I'm trying to be random and funny, honestly I didn't do it on purpose) When you going to be out again? Soon I hope

My housemate told me other day he fingers his ass while he wanks! i found this a little disturbing when he assumed all men do it? so come on whats the crack? (no pun intended! )

You were a GOD SEND on Saturday/Sunday morning mate. If it werent for maria pulling out 2 of these before/after I would have quite honestly died from de-hydration.

hey you !! There's a fao and pm on Tidy board for you hun. Hows u apart from all that ????? B xxx

I've not been at all well since GG so havent got round to putting my pics up yet. Will put them up tonight. Hopefully CaptinRik's will go up soon as well - he took like 200 odd I think !