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Hi guys, hows things since our last FAO whch was yesterfday? Hope all is well, just thought I'd blend in with all the other pointless FAO's rather than PM'n you pair of gays. See you at 1 bitches.

favourite film? what films have you missed recently that u really wanted to see?

guy working in my office is called Michael Jackson and whenever he's on the phone, conversations go like this: - "Oh hello there, can I speak with Mike Smith please?" - "Yes, it's Michael Jackson." i am struggling trying not to laugh.

have those mushrooms wore off yet?

PM - ASAP

..and he didn't pay a [censored] penny for it. Lucky bastard.

or is it a bit damned slow in here today, where in the blue hell is everybody?

I tried but got deadness?!

Soooooo, how many peeps here think that pulling and clubbing generally DONT mix?? I have only pulled once in a hard house/trance club. Admittedly was the most stunning girl I have ever been out with, but hey! Tend to find I pull more when beered up bopping to indie or charty shite. Which is weird. Discuss.......

jus' outta curiosity, who's gonna' be going that's from Preston...? me..... and...?

Are you in neighbours?

..and when? Me and James are going here, in Ibiza. Lurrrrrsh as feck, man !!

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after talking to Bukey on msn we thought that these jobs go best bungle is interior design...majikman is dj... Modie is promos and go-go fluff, drinks giver...Angeljodie and Bukeywill be door whores making sure no mischief is caused...Dooby jibbering idot under the K tent and room name is UDZ Ultra Danger Zone Where the loons and the tunez play together.. btw the way bukey is under bad infulence of nargotics so don't blame me lol watch out for the men in white coats.........................[censored] they got you

a woman gets shot in the stomach three times. the babies were fine, and she gave birth to triplets a few months later, 2 girls and 1 boy. all grew up healthily, untill one day when the girsl was in her teens, she came running downstairs. Mum, i was playing with mysel andf a bullet came out Thats ok dear thats natural girl says ok and goes upstairs again. few days later her sister comes down Mum, Mum, i was playing with myself and a bullet came out!! whats happening! thats ok darling it's perfectly normal for that to happen, diont worry about it. a few days later her son was having a wank, and runs downstairs in hysterics MUM, I WAS HA…

with a bllody coversion, shoot the things they gettin worse

manange to block everything i WANT, and all the crap gets through. it's the fact that EVERYthing it blocks is something i actually want (club mailouts). oO well.

None other than CTWs on CreamyC. Loving the jumper mate. (((((((hugs))))))))

Get Well Soon! Get yaself to the doctors n make him make u feel better, i want u 100% for the weekend! Remember chicken soup, lucozade n a wooly hat! thats all u need!!!! God i sound like ya mam

Howdy, good to meet you this weekend, shame I missed you lot on Friday (I'll make a better effort next time), at least we all managed a shandy or two on saturday. Thank Emma for putting me up for the night, much appreciated. Anywho, speak soon. Scream nice to see you and meet your lass finally. Cheers for the beers.

Sort ya lady out and tell her that you're both coming to GG, me and donna said we would pay for your train ticket, so you better come!! You'll both be moaning like bitches because you haven't gone and we all had an amazing time. Anyway Em texted Donna and asked her if she wanted to go out drinking on Friday!! I think we should of asked Glazby and cus he's god he would of said yes you both have to go!! Anyway i'm not taking no for a fuckin answer!!

alright bud, u aint on MSN much anymore?????? how come?? r u guys coming on our bus on Sat?

testing how many people will actually read this

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisf…

hi. tht id bother u with my pointless post....hows it feel to read another load of rubbish eh? welcome to my world!

I going, 1st ever time can't wait, going on me own, as none of me mate r ardcore nuff, (hence I joined this) has a meet up been planned yet I'm going to be at the clubland.net meet outside sundis ten @ 7. not many sleeps left now

Thats Ginsters Pasties have a 55% fat content! .....NICE! hahaha!