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A jelly baby goes to the doctor and asks for an aids test. The doctor says, "An aids test? What have you been up to?" The jelly baby says "[censored] Allsorts". meh TonyP is my mate.

Really need to sort their lives/heads out. Its getting increasingly annoying sittin here watching people make twats out of themselves. I feel sorry, for u poor bastards. Also, back stabbers... People that say they dont like people but then brown nose them in threads. WHY? Twats. Of course i mean this generally, so there are no names to mention u cocky wankers.

posted a shite & irrelavent post !

The dry jokes have dried up.

I dont give a [censored] if u dont care I dont give a [censored] if u havnt tried to ring. I dont give a [censored] if u havnt tried to ring, and/or why u think anyone would want to ring me anyway. Im just posting to say My phone now works again.

just got back it was good

An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing. She says to him: "Scuse me mate, I ain't bein fannny or naffink, But why doz one of your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's got an R on it?" So, the Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies: "Well, oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot." "Cor, blimey!" exclaims the Essex girl, "So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them." ---------------------------------------------------------- An Essex girl goes to th…

What is it with these posts ? They're a load of old cunt in my opinion. Graham (not a popular choice)

Are you sorted yet, burd ?

What a load of [censored] .. ---- "RAA RAA FUCKIN RAA IS IT SATURDAY YET!!!!!" No it [censored] aint, its whatever day it is, pathetic, I HATE this saying. And whyb the laughing smiley, whats so funny about that? "Msn Jodieschulman@hotmail.com" Here we go again, another laughing smiley, oh [censored], lets laugh - another lame effort. No suprises then that this comes from the same person that made up the hilarious "clubtheworld should be flangetheworld", christ, how funny.

oy bint, you still going to global, you MASSIVE LIGGER? if you don't end up being successful blagging guestlist from your celebrity mates then i'll dig a tunnel underneath the fencing so you can climb through,,, babe

planes have pilots

...describe yourself in 1 word - what would it be???

I'm really tired today, and i'm blaming you.

Hey superstar chek ya pm's!!!!!

this is my 999th post

i don't feel good kids, my head and neck is really hurting and i just feel really weak and unhappy! don't like it!

quite fookin about with random chat and get those bloody event pages up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A special post dedicated to bitchin!! Take it away......... Creamy - U R A CUNT!!!!

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Alright you wanker I am bringin the MD with meh on Saturday - I really cant be arsed posting it -I am so lazy, you see. So lazy that I came to work the other week and realised my pants were put on the wrong way. Oh dear. So anyway, yeah, the FIRST thing I am going to do/say to you at GK is blatantly.... wanker/ / wanker / and so on and so forth. Im well looking forward to seeing you and Lisa this weekend!

why?

just remembered this quote from the film 'Romeo's Bleeding' (on TV at the weekend) that really grabbed me... "the scarey thing about love is that you don't own it, it owns you" ...not really meant to kick off a big discussion, but did think it had a lot of truth to it

Over the last couple of weeks i have heard so many people who have had problems with parents, flatmates & neighbours wouldn't it be brilliant(in a perfect dream world!)if we could have a town that just consisted of quality clubbers! We could have a bus service to all our favourite clubs, our community would always have someone near by who could help on any subject, we'd have no more noise pollution letters, no more moaning from flatmates or parents & everyone would be a lot happier!

totally mad weekend in birmingham/leeds/liverpool, am back home, just woke up no one else is around, really feel like i should be doing something but there's ferk all going on... it's my own fault but need a

Smiley queen hon!!!!

just wondering where that ickle thang might have got to..she on holidays?? CHELL..cheell, where aaaaaaaaarrre uuuuuuuu (ignor the piccy below, its for avatar)