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alright bud, u aint on MSN much anymore?????? how come?? r u guys coming on our bus on Sat?

testing how many people will actually read this

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisf…

hi. tht id bother u with my pointless post....hows it feel to read another load of rubbish eh? welcome to my world!

I going, 1st ever time can't wait, going on me own, as none of me mate r ardcore nuff, (hence I joined this) has a meet up been planned yet I'm going to be at the clubland.net meet outside sundis ten @ 7. not many sleeps left now

Thats Ginsters Pasties have a 55% fat content! .....NICE! hahaha!

Doughnuts?

A jelly baby goes to the doctor and asks for an aids test. The doctor says, "An aids test? What have you been up to?" The jelly baby says "[censored] Allsorts". meh TonyP is my mate.

Really need to sort their lives/heads out. Its getting increasingly annoying sittin here watching people make twats out of themselves. I feel sorry, for u poor bastards. Also, back stabbers... People that say they dont like people but then brown nose them in threads. WHY? Twats. Of course i mean this generally, so there are no names to mention u cocky wankers.

posted a shite & irrelavent post !

The dry jokes have dried up.

I dont give a [censored] if u dont care I dont give a [censored] if u havnt tried to ring. I dont give a [censored] if u havnt tried to ring, and/or why u think anyone would want to ring me anyway. Im just posting to say My phone now works again.

just got back it was good

An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing. She says to him: "Scuse me mate, I ain't bein fannny or naffink, But why doz one of your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's got an R on it?" So, the Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies: "Well, oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot." "Cor, blimey!" exclaims the Essex girl, "So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them." ---------------------------------------------------------- An Essex girl goes to th…

What is it with these posts ? They're a load of old cunt in my opinion. Graham (not a popular choice)

Are you sorted yet, burd ?

What a load of [censored] .. ---- "RAA RAA FUCKIN RAA IS IT SATURDAY YET!!!!!" No it [censored] aint, its whatever day it is, pathetic, I HATE this saying. And whyb the laughing smiley, whats so funny about that? "Msn Jodieschulman@hotmail.com" Here we go again, another laughing smiley, oh [censored], lets laugh - another lame effort. No suprises then that this comes from the same person that made up the hilarious "clubtheworld should be flangetheworld", christ, how funny.

oy bint, you still going to global, you MASSIVE LIGGER? if you don't end up being successful blagging guestlist from your celebrity mates then i'll dig a tunnel underneath the fencing so you can climb through,,, babe

planes have pilots

...describe yourself in 1 word - what would it be???

I'm really tired today, and i'm blaming you.

Hey superstar chek ya pm's!!!!!

this is my 999th post

i don't feel good kids, my head and neck is really hurting and i just feel really weak and unhappy! don't like it!

quite fookin about with random chat and get those bloody event pages up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A special post dedicated to bitchin!! Take it away......... Creamy - U R A CUNT!!!!

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Alright you wanker I am bringin the MD with meh on Saturday - I really cant be arsed posting it -I am so lazy, you see. So lazy that I came to work the other week and realised my pants were put on the wrong way. Oh dear. So anyway, yeah, the FIRST thing I am going to do/say to you at GK is blatantly.... wanker/ / wanker / and so on and so forth. Im well looking forward to seeing you and Lisa this weekend!