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djtommy and ELSxBELLS both turned out for a night called Slinky at Privilige last night, and it wasn´t too bad at all!!! Saw Scott Bond, Signum and Dan Bailey last night. Was my first time at Privilige and I had a fookin wikid time ! ! Would reccomend Slinky to any peeps (who are bothering to read this dull as fook post) coming out later on cause its 15 euros for a top quality night. Going Garlands on Tues and Euphoria (cheers to Tash) on Fri. Watch this space for more interesting posts by djtommy.

I work 10 hours and I get 30 minutes. Had to queue for ages at BK today and never go to eat all my lunch.

is disco music i'm so fuckin happy boppin about

not drunk, just a little joyful altho i'm feeling a little low as this cute girl i fancy hs just left me house

All i've done all day is mix and been on the computer, had a few bits and bobs to eat and now its time for me tea (well nearly!) so what should i have? what are u guys having and wouldn't a big clubtheworld meal be a good idea sometime! BTW i had a good meal with loads of people last week (gilly, butch and a few people off biscuit monsters) there were about 12 of us and we worked up a real nice bill of about £250 before the fire alarms went off so we did a runner. Twas funny!

Wot the fook happend? Y couldn't I get in? And y were the security such [censored] pigs that night?

Here ya go fruit

is *officially* a healthy 'fing to do... proof be here...

he should wear...nothingfull cyberfunkybeerboythe usual crap he falls intowho cares he's gonna be under for most of it anyway

Hiya mate - I am now on the case of listening to all of your CD's mate.

hey gorgeous, u got an fao

Where abouts in West Yorks are you?

TEST.

What shall i do? (any cunt that deletes this thinking aint serious will see to Creamy.... except Fintbeast, cos hes fookin mahoooosive!!!)

Do you?NoNONO![censored] off to GG and don't come back you lame bastards

So i decided that i needed to fit in more so i changed it to a propper picture...

Have a look at this link! Quite similar to some others out there - but still a giggle! http://www.komotion.ltd.uk/content/404.htm

Hi Kevin, I priced up those scotch eggs and spam rolls for the picnic. The caterers said they will throw in a sausage roll each - £2:50 a head. Dont worry - I'll push for cherryade and rolacola but at that price I think we've got a bargain. Call me.....

Helloooooo everyone! I'm finally back in sunny blighty, bloody cold here compared to San An! Anyway its good to be home after my Ibiza adventure and I can't wait to see yah' all coz I've missed yah! Hopefully see a few of you at Camden tonight and mid week drinks this week! And big especially for Creamy C.

Not usually my thing to do cliquey PMs but .... Dont do it mate, listen to Peroxide and Fatboy Slim.

One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Scouser all arrived at their hotel to find there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the scouser were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and bec…

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alrite tamworth bird, how goes it

hey hope u enjoyed

Have it! Weather ain't to bad so bring it on!

Who uses this board as a potential 'Boning A Bird' engine and NOT a clubbing website ?

I just heard a load of crashing around in the back bedroom, so i went up to see what he (alex my bf) was up to... He was standing on his computer desk pinning up this ENORMOUS banner that says "microsoft certified something-or-other" on it. Grinning all over his face, he turns to me and asks, "Do you like it?" "Yeah, slovely." i replied.

spent a good amount of last night with ur m8 claire - and i ahve to say i can totally understand how u've become good m8s with her

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Hilarious Airline Crew Announcements All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: -------------- On an Air New Zealand flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." -------------- On landing, the hostess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, …