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Helloooooo everyone! I'm finally back in sunny blighty, bloody cold here compared to San An! Anyway its good to be home after my Ibiza adventure and I can't wait to see yah' all coz I've missed yah! Hopefully see a few of you at Camden tonight and mid week drinks this week! And big especially for Creamy C.

Not usually my thing to do cliquey PMs but .... Dont do it mate, listen to Peroxide and Fatboy Slim.

One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Scouser all arrived at their hotel to find there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the scouser were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and bec…

Brought up in "Rape" topic!! Discuss!!

alrite tamworth bird, how goes it

hey hope u enjoyed

Have it! Weather ain't to bad so bring it on!

Who uses this board as a potential 'Boning A Bird' engine and NOT a clubbing website ?

I just heard a load of crashing around in the back bedroom, so i went up to see what he (alex my bf) was up to... He was standing on his computer desk pinning up this ENORMOUS banner that says "microsoft certified something-or-other" on it. Grinning all over his face, he turns to me and asks, "Do you like it?" "Yeah, slovely." i replied.

spent a good amount of last night with ur m8 claire - and i ahve to say i can totally understand how u've become good m8s with her

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Hilarious Airline Crew Announcements All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: -------------- On an Air New Zealand flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." -------------- On landing, the hostess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, …

Hello people, got some hot Riot! news for ya! RIOT! MIDSUMMER MADNESS! After a month off to go and destroy merry Glastonbury we're glad to be back inside and on the case for another spate of Riot! madness and boy do we need a dose of the hard stuff! On Sunday 27th July we'll be back on patrol at The End from 1500hrs. To celebrate the impending release of BK & Andy Farley's anthem 'Accelerate', the boys will be going back to back in a harder faster death match and have full authority from Cyclone the sound engineer to push Thunder Ridge to its limits! They'll be joined by the ever faithful EJ Doubell, party favourite DJ GRH, Good Greef resident Alex Kidd and …

Is it me or does erach video Britney spears does get [censored] dirty and she looks sexy as fook and u just wanna do her

HOW THE FUK DID I GET THOSE 2 SCRATCH MARKS DOWN ME!?!?

What would you answer?

My little twatette!! Where art thou?? Has been AGES since I saw you ugly fat mug!!

what's all that about

right kiddies....... one of my mates has had to drop out of global and i am stuck with an extra ticket ..... does anyone want it??? can throw in a free lift from manchester!!!! bargain!!

Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?" Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club." God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left. He then turns to Luis Figo , "and you…

I went to an afterparty yesterday after going to Serious. Instead of sitting around all day they decided to do stuff. In the afternoon we went shopping, but with a difference! We all had dares to do. Mine was to go into the Disney Store and ask if they had any disney sex toys as i'd heard they sold them. I was very embarressed. But not as embarressed as the girl who served me she didn't know what to say to me Some other dares included a bloke getting a make over in debenhams, a girl who was a size 10 going into evans and trying size 30 clothes on and then asking the shop assistant what she thought of the outfit. A very funny afternoon!

The box is unattended aswell. How much per can should I sell it for ?

its really bazzare but just recently whe anyone talks to me about clubbing or am i going somewhere i get totally bored of it! i dont find any events now to be as good as they used to be when i was younger! when i first started going out it would be me tara and a few others and i found that really fun and exciteing! now i go out once every two months if that because firstly i am always skint and secondly i have more important things to be doing! also i feel like ive "done eveything" in a clubbing sence! ive been ibiza, ive been to most of the festivals ie. gatecrasher etc... most of the member meets and i feel like i dont need to do it any more cos ive done it all before! …

Just wanted to say thanks for the hospitality over the weekend, was good to meet you all I'll definitely make the trip again, was worth it. Will have to sort out a trip this side of the water for you all soon

whats goin on gurls u been very quiet in the smut forum??

yep i walked past the cameras outside West Bromwich courts and didnt even realise til someone told me they saw me.