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Absolute legend. The king of Gung Foo.

oi oi nawty rabbits Not long till I´m back in London (about 17hrs till I tough down back in Blighty). Get your dancing/party shoes on coz we gotta make up for some lost time!!! Have missed ya both! See ya soon

Dear All, Following the latest news of the 12 yr old running off with a 31 yr old I feel its necessary to make a few pointers on this site for our members so you dont make the same mistake. Firstly, please please DO NOT go by peoples avatars, this is completely the wrong thing to do, avatars LIE, they do not show the 'real look' of the person, its a terrible situation when you have been flirting with someone for a long period of time only to then find out that when you meet them they are in fact a pigs arse. Why do I say this? Well, a few months back some members I noticed were flirting with others, I felt - at the time - it was my duty to pre-warn thes…

There I was in the Supermarket deciding on a pasta salad when who runs his trolley into me, superstar DJ, Eric Morillo. Graham: [censored] me, that hurt (turns to see who it is) Eric: Sorry about that Graham : Aren't you Eric "More" Morillo Eric: Yep, but I dropped the more bit a while ago. Years in fact. Graham: Well perhaps you should pay "more" attention to where you're going ? Eric: ha ha, yes (shuffles away) Graham: How's Pacha going this summer ? Eric: Not bad, it's a great club Graham: Yes it is, I love it. I love everything about it Eric: You've been ? Graham : OW yes. Many times Eric: cool Graham :…

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Evening everyone! i've been asked to mix the next tidy.com message board c.d, which is basically done by some of the members of the board and then given out to whoever wants one, its not anything to officially do with tidy, just a project the board members do. Anyway, i want to know what tracks any of you want on it, as i want to keep u guys happy! So...........requests??

Where is everyone?! Its too quiet on here today, I'm bored and need some entertainment!

good weekend ? graham (still asleep)

Well hasn't this been an interesting day today. Lots of fun and frolics here on random bollox

can someone please at least say something half funny, i need to smile and laugh and be merry

Found this link on another forum! Its too fcukin funny, havent laughed so much in ages!! Check it out - http://www.appf39.dsl.pipex.com/timhates/sinergy6603.htm

Are Nickelson shirts the new burberry? Spent last year counting burberry items in the West end of San An. Have been shocked this year by the unstoppable increase of Nickelson shirts about though!! Bumbags undoubtably are still the main fashion statement of our European neighbours of France and Germany!!!!

i read the funiest story and most ironic story in The Times yesterday: a man killed himself yesterday after his girlfriend left him...mr SOMBODY suspected his girlfriend and secretly surfed chat rooms as a "double" called MR J and tested his girlfriend. His girlfirned and MR J began to have a friendship, blooming into a relationship, and this disturbed mr SOMEBODY wen his girlfriend didnt tell him about this...soon she came to tell Mr SOMBODY that she had met a man called MR J and had fallen in love with him, and that their own relaitonship was drying up...he then went and kiled himself by the fumes of burning charcoal in his bedroom... definate darwin aw…

Last night me and my mate went sunny d's in birmingham, was quite a weird nite, cos there wasn't many people there they had shut off most of the club. It was main room, dragon bar and the funky/old skool that was open. It got really boring after a while cos there was no where to go. Music was banging as it always is, but there were some really weird people in there. Quite alot of beer boys in there...... Yep you heard me right. Then again it could of been my eyes as i was (still am) a little f**ked. Its all good though

got my cd last week thanks hun. quality!

went to my uncles50th last nite. saw all the family together for the first time in a couple of yrs. had great time gettin wasted with my mum(she is sssoooooooo funny when pissed) and gettin my other uncles to buy me drinks! come on! love it when family parties happen-dunno y theyre just funny. x

Slugs, what do you think of them? Do you like them or hate them?

im off 2 sleeps now!! nite nite xx(",)xx

EURGH!!!

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... what did u wanna be? mine were... * a vet * an astronaut * a formula 1racin driver * a marine biologist ive completed 2nd yr of uni and wanna be a teacher! so my plans didnt develop.

I'm sure there are more productive things that people could be doing with their time, but... As one person in the comments area said "Nice to see the immature actions of a bored man are appreciated". If your easily amused then click on the link. http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/230575.html

Well, how was Glazby last night? Can't [censored] beliebe he isn;t guna be at GK mush How do you pronounce "w" in taff land? DUBLEW init!

can u bank the cheque i sent u in two weeks time, or i'll text u when i have got the money in the account because there been some cock up and im sortin it 2morrow

Well?

hello babe welcome to the site heheheh like my smile i found so wikkidddddddddddddddd

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Tokyo Joe's in Grimsby in 1991. I remember it like it was yesterday! Carl Cox and Micky Finn headlining the night (that was when Cox was respected for decent tunes) White gloves, whistle and dispolasble boiler suit with dust mask

If you are interested in playing at the CTW night at Smile (see thread in events forum), please pm me and send me a demo cd asap. DJ's who i know and have cd's no need to bother. All DJ's who play Trance, Funky and hard dance are welcome. Gonna try and make this a regular thing so if you don't play this time you will do in the near future. thanks for your time, but please be quick as this event may be taking place on 13th sept, so i gotta get my arse in gear.